baseballmickey
DDC #644
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logpey said:I'm seriously useless to my hubby, kids, parents, neighbors & friends right now----If you want, meals, laundry, groceries & help of any kind, give me about a week or so---then if I make Round 3, put it on HOLD for a while---Because I'll be living it up! Woot Woot!!
Here's my little USELESS rap:
I act like a lazy bones
even though I'm at home,
useless when it comes to dishes
If only I had some Disney wishes
I'd stop picking up doggy poo poo
or doing the laundry from 1 till 2
No more grocery shopping or
helping thy neighbor
cell's going dead & I need to check
Disboards, Facebook & Twitter
My hubby fears, chores
are a thing of the past
I'd rather send a tweet
to a new Disney peep, than mow the grass
don't worry, I told him, Get off your as-
Team Soft Serve, Team Pineapple
really doesn't matter,
we're in this together
& bonded forever
Disney's Moms Panel Search
sure has been fun,
It would be even better, IF I WON!
I'm useless..lately
Very nice!!
Amy18 said:I know! I love telling that story.
Here's another one:
About 10 years ago, DH and I went on awith a bunch of our long-time
to Eastern Caribbean on Carnival. We had an amazing time!
When we stopped in St. Martin, we took a cab over to the French side for aday. Well, the guys were all on the beach playing volleyball, and us girls went in the water. Well, we are watching the guys, and they are all distracted, hubby and his bff keep getting hit in the face with the ball!
so we look in the direction where they are to see what's going on....three of the dancers from our ship are on the beach, TOPLESS
so I
to hubby and he's all
. In no
flat, we see this gorgeous creature walking past us.
he is walking past us on the
and he is this talk, dark, handsome, very built guy carrying a Royal Caribbean tote bag
Damn! But, the best part - ALL he is wearing is a white thong
We could not get out of the water fast enough! Scrambled for our cameras because we knew no one at home would believe us. Then we proceed down the beach
, very casually following him
, well, he passed the sign that says "Clothing optional beyond this point, NO cameras allowed". Awe,
! Needless to say, we had a very eventful day at the
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I can vaguely recall stumbling upon a topless beach in the bahamas when my roommate and I took a cruise on the old Big Red Boat. Unfortunately, the people who chose to exercise that particular freedom were... well, it was like seeing my grandmother topless. As I've matured, I've gained a deeper, less superficial appreciation for women... But I was only 19 when this occurred, so I felt traumatized.
MamaCrush said:All I have to say is that I better make it to R3! I am SO prepared for that phone interview!Instead of having DMP dreams, I wake up paniced trying to think of a good answer to a question Laura's asked me! So instead of getting much needed sleep, I'm prepping for the phone interview that may never happen!
It's official. We're all certifiable!![]()
I an taking the opposite approach. perhaps by being unprepared, murphy's law will come into play???
mjaclyn said:It's SO interesting that we have some actual dance moms in the waiting room!! That made me think of another question... If you have children, are they in any activities? If so, what are they involved in?
DD(5) is now in her third year of dance. She is taking a Broadway/Jazz class this year. she also started playing soccer this fall. She seems to like it, and I wonder if she'll want to part again in the spring.