OK, so now it's FINALLY time to head to the spa

After a short ride over to SSR, I headed in for my appointment! If you would like to see the full set of services available, click
here. I went to the desk to check in and was escorted through the lounge, where fresh fruit, tea and iced water were available. I was then shown to the ladies locker room, which is located downstairs. This area also contains a large round whirlpool bath, sauna and steam room

. There are several lounge chairs to chill out as well as more fruit and iced water as well as iced towels, which would be lovely after a workout. There is a vanity area equipped with hair dryers, deodorant, combs and q-tips. The locker room has large lockers, equipped with electronic locks, so you don't need to carry around a key. (There is one locker with a glass door that contains Minnie's dress and shoes - she must have been getting a treatment upstairs

) There are lovely bathrooms and things like moisturizer, hair gel, toothbrushes and razors are available. The large showers, each with a dressing room, contain shampoo, conditioner and shower gel dispensers. So, virtually everything you need is there, I just bring my own hairbrush.
I was given a robe and slippers, told to change into the robe and head up to the lounge to wait for my therapist. I had booked the Mystical Forest Masque & Wrap as well as a head, shoulder and back massage add on.
Envelop your body in a rich body masque using the signature Mystical Forest Blend of essential oils and natural clay. You are lightly wrapped to encourage bio-absorption of natural minerals as your skin is nourished and you return to a state of natural well-being. I love to bio-absorb natural minerals! And I couldn't wait to return to a state of natural well-being! Boy oh boy
At exactly 12:00, my therapist came to get me. He led me into a treatment room where I suddenly realized that they had booked the wrong treatment for me - they had booked the Mystical Forest Therapies (a massage) instead of the Mystical Forest Body Masque and Wrap. The horror!!!

Not to worry, my therapist apologized and asked me to wait in the lounge while he reset the room. He assured me that the treatment would be the same length

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I should probably mention this - if you were paying attention, you probably heard me refer to my therapist as 'he'. Yes indeedy, I was about to get masqued and wrapped and massaged by a guy that hadn't even bought me dinner. Now, for those of us that have had massages before, this is not a big deal. This is a professional therapist and there is nothing norty about it. (Stop snickering Mikey!) I actually prefer male massage therapists because their hands are stronger. However, if you are a woman and you are uncomfortable with a man you aren't married to touching you, you can always ask for a female therapist. It goes the other way as well - men can ask for a male therapist (although I don't really see THAT happening anytime soon!)

)
OK, back to the story. True to his word, my therapist came back to get me in a few minutes and off I went for my little slice of heaven

Before beginning my treatment, he asked me if I had any medical conditions that he needed to know about. It's important that you answer this question honestly, since the therapist needs to know if they need to take any special action/precaution. For example, I have rheumatoid arthritis - this is the kind of stuff they need to know about. They also need to know if you are having a particular problem - for example, if your neck is bothering you, you want to tell them that and they can pay special attention to that area.
So now I was ready for my masque! He slathered some kind of goop all over me (that must have been the
signature Mystical Forest Blend of essential oils and natural clay 
) And yes, he did give me towels to cover my private areas (stop snickering Mikey!) while he did the slathering. After I was greased up like a Christmas goose, I was wrapped up in some kind of foily/paper stuff and left to simmer for awhile. (I really don't know how long, since I fell asleep almost immediately

) This would be a good time to mention that it's really important that you go pee-pee before your treatment. I wouldn't want to have nature call while I was trussed up like this!
After I was done
bio-absorbing the natural minerals and my skin was nourished and I was returned to a state of natural well-being, my therapist came back into the room and unwrapped me. He started a nice hot shower for me and then left the room, while I showered off a $100 worth of green goop. But oh boy, did my skin feel soft! I dried myself off and hopped back on the table, ready for my 'add on' head, shoulder and back massage

. I think this was the best part!!! Gotta paraphrase Cass here - oh boy, I loves me a good massage! And this was a most excellent massage! And I really needed this after a hard week of touring the parks and dining on gourmet goodies! It was over way too soon!!!
My therapist left so that I could climb back into my robe and slippers and then met me at the door with a chilled glass of water! He then pointed me towards the stairs and told me to keep drinking water, water , water. I floated down the stairs in a massage-induced stupor, water in hand, trying to decide what I wanted to do next. As I got to the bottom of the stairs, I saw a person in the whirlpool, immersed up to their neck. And the person had really short hair and looked like, OMG, a man!!! Was I in the wrong locker room??? Did I wander into the wrong place. Suddenly, I started t snap out of it. No, my therapist pointed me in this direction and the men's locker room was upstairs, not downstairs. Phew!!! If anyone was in the wrong place it was him! Only it turned out to not be a him. I found this out when a naked woman got out of the whirlpool (at least she had the traditional woman's parts). OK, so it was a woman with really short hair. I secretly cursed her for snapping me out of my coma way to early!

It was only 1:30 and Frank wasn't meeting me until 3 - I could have been in a daze for a least another hour! Oh well.
I headed into the steam room, which is one of my favorite things in the world! For some reason, it seemed even more heavenly this day, because it followed a lovely spa treatment. I was all alone, just me and clouds and clouds of steam and it was mahhvelous!!! I alternated between the whirlpool and the steam room and eventually ended up on one of the lovely lounge chairs to relax a bit.

Finally, it was time to get myself up and dressed so that I could go meet Frank. I had a lovely long shower, dried my hair, got dressed and headed up to the lobby to pay up for all this wonderfulness. Here's the best part: my Mommy had sent me a little extra Christmas present and it was just enough to pay off my indulgence and even tip my therapist

(yes, I know I have a nice Mommy and no, she doesn't want anymore children.) Frank was waiting for me and I had to share the naked-person-in-the-whirlpool story with him and the receptionist. They both laughed pretty hard (hey, I'll tell a good story) and then we were off to MCO.
If you get a chance, check out the SPA part of the Saratoga Springs Resort and SPA. After all, you're deserve it (well I know I do!).
Thanks for reading!