DopeyBadger
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2022 Hot2Trot 5k w/ G Recap

G is back for another recap!
Well I woke up around 6am (an hour before we had to leave) and had a nutella waffle (breakfast of champions). I watched some Big City Greens to get me in the race mood. I decided we would wear our Buzz Lightyear and Pizza Planet Delivery Guy outfits again because "Lightyear" the movie just came out. I haven't seen it yet, but I'd like to.
The race was pretty close so we didn't have to leave until 7:10am, and the race would start at 7:45am. Dad has done this race a few times before and I've done the Kids 1k before. But this was my first time doing the 5k. We drove over and parked in the grass. The grass was wet but mom carried me like a toddler (not like a baby) to the dry pavement. I saw some friends near the start line who were going to do the Kids race. My friend from flag football was there, and my friend from school who is in first grade was there (I was in second grade and about to be in third).

We watched my friends do the Kids race and I cheered them on. Then a few minutes later it was our turn to do the 5k. Dad said the race course for this one was more difficult than my other two 5ks. So we were going to try and be conservative. We lined up towards the middle of the group of runners. I was the youngest person in the race. On the last day of signup there were only four other runners under 14 years old female, but when I looked around I saw a few other girls who were probably just a little older than me. The race started and we were off.
We decided to do run/walk, but not 30/30. We just ran when I felt good and walked when I felt like I needed to. We weren't too far into the race before I felt like I needed to walk. But Dad said no, because there were so many people around us. So I held on to the run as long as I could before we found an opening to start our walk. Lots of people passed us, so we probably should have started further back. It didn't seem like anyone else was using run/walk around us, so we would catch some and then they'd pass us. But you'll never guess who we saw on course...

THANOS! Like for reals. That guy isn't suppose to be around anymore. So it doesn't make any sense why he was running in the Hot2Trot 5k. He didn't have the stones with him thankfully. Maybe he's from another timeline, or maybe from another Multiverse. It's hard to know these days. I feel like he was probably searching the running path for the infinity stones. Thankfully I'm pretty confident there aren't any stones in Cottage Grove. My Dad and I decided we needed to make sure we beat Thanos just like the Avengers did. Except I was going to do it in a race.
We continued on with run/walk and approached the second hardest hill on the course. We ran up some and walked some. About the time we got to the top of it someone called out my name. It was my neighbor's mom. She was like "hey, do you know who I am? I'm your friend's mom." Dad and I looked at each other, and agreed we couldn't let her beat us. GAME ON! So I bolted off at a super fast pace, and Dad was like, "Whoa buddy don't do that quite yet." I guess he was right because we had quite a bit of race to go. As we passed my grandfather's automobile shop, we closed in on where some of the family was going to be. They were cheering me on and I sped up when I saw them because when you see a camera you're suppose to ham it up. Not too long after this I was asking my Dad how close to the finish we were, but he said we weren't even to Mile 1 yet. We ended up doing the first mile in 13:04.
During the second mile, my dad was teaching me about how to run the shortest distance on the race course. So we would hug the corners. But not like hug hug, but like hug.

We ran down a hill and were going pretty quick. We kept looking backwards to see where my friend's mom was. We were staying ahead of her. She had a stroller, and my Dad wondered whether she rode the stroller down the hill. I don't think so. We were jockeying back and forth with several other runners. Soon we were on main street and since we only got to run in the bike lane Dad told me to let my friend's mom with the stroller pass us so that they wouldn't have to try and pass us in the road. We kept going down main street but I was slowing down. There was one more really big hill to go, and I was having issues keeping up. I got a bit of a side ache, but I was ok. We finished the second mile in 13:51 and had only the large hill to go.
Dad kept saying we were making good time. Our goal was to save energy for the big hill so we could get up that and then run downhill to the finish. The hill was by my old school so it was cool to run by that. I wanted to walk more because that hill was hard. But then my friend's mom was right behind us and I didn't want her to catch us after we passed her right before the big hill. We got up to the top of the big hill and one of the other runners we had been going back and forth with said I was speedy. She had a weird running form. Like she was cross country skiing on pavement. Long strides, walking, and swinging her arms way out. But it was clearly working for her. We tried to keep a good pace down the hill. Only stopped once or twice, and we were trying to catch up to a few other runners ahead of us. But I was getting tired. Before I knew it, Dad was saying we were almost finished. We turned on a street towards the finish and a lady was yelling something like "Go, Go, you're almost there." Which was true, but then my eyes told me it was further than "almost". We finished the third mile in 13:09.
Dad said I had a chance to finish faster than BratFest if we could keep it up. I told him we would super boost to the finish once we got to the tree line. I was trying to fix my pants. I was hot and should have worn shorts. But then Dad said that my friend's mom was catching up to us and we started running to the tree line to do the super boost. Once we hit the tree line, then it was to infinity and beyond. We did the last 0.1 miles in 6:55 min/mile pace hitting a max pace of 5:30. We were flying, or maybe it was falling with style.

We crossed the finish line in 40:43. We finished ahead of my friend's mom, and most importantly ahead of Thanos! We beat him once again. You're welcome.

After the race I had a cookie and did not like it. I also got a picture with my friend's mom and separately with Dad. My Dad said that maybe my friend should run the race next year, and his mom said it would be a rematch. He was going to train for it with some strength and conditioning. So now I've got a rival for next year's race. Hopefully Kang the Conqueror doesn't show up too...

If you are running this race, I suggest looking for someone that you know out on course, and then you'd have someone to race against. AND, if you see someone dressed up or literally is someone that you know from a show or movie you could also race them, like Thanos. Thank you for reading, and until next time.


G is back for another recap!
Well I woke up around 6am (an hour before we had to leave) and had a nutella waffle (breakfast of champions). I watched some Big City Greens to get me in the race mood. I decided we would wear our Buzz Lightyear and Pizza Planet Delivery Guy outfits again because "Lightyear" the movie just came out. I haven't seen it yet, but I'd like to.
The race was pretty close so we didn't have to leave until 7:10am, and the race would start at 7:45am. Dad has done this race a few times before and I've done the Kids 1k before. But this was my first time doing the 5k. We drove over and parked in the grass. The grass was wet but mom carried me like a toddler (not like a baby) to the dry pavement. I saw some friends near the start line who were going to do the Kids race. My friend from flag football was there, and my friend from school who is in first grade was there (I was in second grade and about to be in third).

We watched my friends do the Kids race and I cheered them on. Then a few minutes later it was our turn to do the 5k. Dad said the race course for this one was more difficult than my other two 5ks. So we were going to try and be conservative. We lined up towards the middle of the group of runners. I was the youngest person in the race. On the last day of signup there were only four other runners under 14 years old female, but when I looked around I saw a few other girls who were probably just a little older than me. The race started and we were off.
We decided to do run/walk, but not 30/30. We just ran when I felt good and walked when I felt like I needed to. We weren't too far into the race before I felt like I needed to walk. But Dad said no, because there were so many people around us. So I held on to the run as long as I could before we found an opening to start our walk. Lots of people passed us, so we probably should have started further back. It didn't seem like anyone else was using run/walk around us, so we would catch some and then they'd pass us. But you'll never guess who we saw on course...

THANOS! Like for reals. That guy isn't suppose to be around anymore. So it doesn't make any sense why he was running in the Hot2Trot 5k. He didn't have the stones with him thankfully. Maybe he's from another timeline, or maybe from another Multiverse. It's hard to know these days. I feel like he was probably searching the running path for the infinity stones. Thankfully I'm pretty confident there aren't any stones in Cottage Grove. My Dad and I decided we needed to make sure we beat Thanos just like the Avengers did. Except I was going to do it in a race.
We continued on with run/walk and approached the second hardest hill on the course. We ran up some and walked some. About the time we got to the top of it someone called out my name. It was my neighbor's mom. She was like "hey, do you know who I am? I'm your friend's mom." Dad and I looked at each other, and agreed we couldn't let her beat us. GAME ON! So I bolted off at a super fast pace, and Dad was like, "Whoa buddy don't do that quite yet." I guess he was right because we had quite a bit of race to go. As we passed my grandfather's automobile shop, we closed in on where some of the family was going to be. They were cheering me on and I sped up when I saw them because when you see a camera you're suppose to ham it up. Not too long after this I was asking my Dad how close to the finish we were, but he said we weren't even to Mile 1 yet. We ended up doing the first mile in 13:04.
During the second mile, my dad was teaching me about how to run the shortest distance on the race course. So we would hug the corners. But not like hug hug, but like hug.

We ran down a hill and were going pretty quick. We kept looking backwards to see where my friend's mom was. We were staying ahead of her. She had a stroller, and my Dad wondered whether she rode the stroller down the hill. I don't think so. We were jockeying back and forth with several other runners. Soon we were on main street and since we only got to run in the bike lane Dad told me to let my friend's mom with the stroller pass us so that they wouldn't have to try and pass us in the road. We kept going down main street but I was slowing down. There was one more really big hill to go, and I was having issues keeping up. I got a bit of a side ache, but I was ok. We finished the second mile in 13:51 and had only the large hill to go.
Dad kept saying we were making good time. Our goal was to save energy for the big hill so we could get up that and then run downhill to the finish. The hill was by my old school so it was cool to run by that. I wanted to walk more because that hill was hard. But then my friend's mom was right behind us and I didn't want her to catch us after we passed her right before the big hill. We got up to the top of the big hill and one of the other runners we had been going back and forth with said I was speedy. She had a weird running form. Like she was cross country skiing on pavement. Long strides, walking, and swinging her arms way out. But it was clearly working for her. We tried to keep a good pace down the hill. Only stopped once or twice, and we were trying to catch up to a few other runners ahead of us. But I was getting tired. Before I knew it, Dad was saying we were almost finished. We turned on a street towards the finish and a lady was yelling something like "Go, Go, you're almost there." Which was true, but then my eyes told me it was further than "almost". We finished the third mile in 13:09.
Dad said I had a chance to finish faster than BratFest if we could keep it up. I told him we would super boost to the finish once we got to the tree line. I was trying to fix my pants. I was hot and should have worn shorts. But then Dad said that my friend's mom was catching up to us and we started running to the tree line to do the super boost. Once we hit the tree line, then it was to infinity and beyond. We did the last 0.1 miles in 6:55 min/mile pace hitting a max pace of 5:30. We were flying, or maybe it was falling with style.

We crossed the finish line in 40:43. We finished ahead of my friend's mom, and most importantly ahead of Thanos! We beat him once again. You're welcome.

After the race I had a cookie and did not like it. I also got a picture with my friend's mom and separately with Dad. My Dad said that maybe my friend should run the race next year, and his mom said it would be a rematch. He was going to train for it with some strength and conditioning. So now I've got a rival for next year's race. Hopefully Kang the Conqueror doesn't show up too...

If you are running this race, I suggest looking for someone that you know out on course, and then you'd have someone to race against. AND, if you see someone dressed up or literally is someone that you know from a show or movie you could also race them, like Thanos. Thank you for reading, and until next time.
