To Funny..... Does anyones dog fart!

[MsDisney23]

LOL, I have a beagle (female) she is a year and half old. Twice now in her life she has farted. I mean a real fart. I am not talking about passing gas, this beagle farts. I have never in my life heard a dog fart before. We laughed so hard in my house as the family was all present. Poor beagle just looked at all of us, like what is wrong with these humans.........

 

[stamper]

Yup, the "girrrl" on the right in my avatar does so quite often. DS thinks it's a hoot!

 

[IMGONNABE40!]

Stamper--don't you mean a toot?

 

[stamper]

UMMM...yes! Well, both of those

 

[phillybeth]

One of mine had an audible one night on the sofa, she was alying on her back with all four paws in the air and it squeeeked out.

 

[Debi]

My dog (male) does this frequently. It isn't always audible, but there is always a smell. I didn't know dogs farted until a few years ago - wow!

 

[Blueeyes101817]

yeah..i have a rottweiler..sometimes he scares himself, g ets up and walks away...quite funny sometimes!

 

[CyranoJones]

When we were first married we had a boxer who was the most "fragrant" pup we've ever had. He's long since passed but we still laugh about his musical digestive tract.

 

[Cindy B]

OUr Lab (female) is known for this... she then gives us a look like "hey, yes, I farted.. so what?"

 

[djgeffers1]

We have a little dog who toots and then looks behind her trying to find out where the noise came from.

 

[Stepharoonie!]

While she's not a dog, my 2 year old daughter does it quite loudly and will proudly tell you, "OOH! Mommy, I fart!"

 

[Mr.BsMom]

Originally posted by djgeffers1
We have a little dog who toots and then looks behind her trying to find out where the noise came from.

Our miniature schnauzer does this, but he's also sniffing to see if it was too smelly! If he thinks it stinks too much, he'll get up and move to another spot!

 

[airhead]

Sometimes when she sits she'll "zip"! Its really funny when we're in the obedience ring at a show!!! One time a judge did a double take and i think he thought it was me!!!!

 

[princess lovers mom]

This weekend my husband was sitting on the couch asking "What is that smell??..." he says it was like rotten washed up crab parts at the ocean..we couldn't figure out what is was...then our 4 year old goes over and lifts up the poor dogs tail and yells out Kenzie had a STINKY...poor dog walked away looking so pathetic...a guess she thought she was going to get away with it !!!!!!

 

[Pooh_Friend#1]

How funny. I was at my DBF house and his dog farted. I have smelled a dog when they fart, but I have never heard a dog fart. When I heard this, his dog sat up and quickly turned her head..looked, sniffed and walked away. Too funny, I was shocked, just wait until I tell him there is other dogs that fart too!!!!

 

[browneyes]

My puppy only emits the silent ones.

 

[zurgswife]

Our Beagles also emit...killer farts though most are silent...

 

[ShuisFan584]

We have a golden retriever and she sure does fart! There's usually no sound or a very small sound, but boy is there a smell. Sometimes she scares herself and we'll see her jump up after she farts because she doesn't know what it was.

 

[KristiKelly]

Our dog would run us out of the room, although he would usually leave first. MIL used to have a mixed dacshund, he would let out this little *squeaky* noise, then jump up & run across the room, turn around and look at his butt as to say "What was that? I didn't see it did you!?" It was so funny, it would scare him to death.

 

[KaterBell]

Our pug is like a fart factory. The best is when he's sitting on your lap and all of a sudden.... "Pffffffffffffffffffttt!!!"

GROSS!!!