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Ever notice how poetic...e'hem, Shakespearean the Virtual Magic Kingdom can be? Think about this now...
All the world is a stage and the men and women are merely players. Bingo! We're players. Okay, that is a tad stretching it, but gotta start somewhere, eh? So okay, we have it established that we are all players. Cool! Now what? I'll tell ya...
To be or not to be, that is the question. Little did Shakespeare realize when he wrote this speech that it is FAR from what critics claim it to be. Really now...show of hands, how many of you really think that speech is about some dude pondering suicide? Yeah, didn't think so. So I'll tell ya what it really means. You got this guy and this question, "to be or not to be"...simple really, fill in the blanks!
To be on or not to be on, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer, the disconnections and crashes, or to take arms against a pirated sea of capture the flag. And by opposing end them...to get on, to get off. To get off perchance to quit..ay, there's the annoying thing about it.
See what I mean? I have so eloquently translated a rather famous speech from the famous, "Hamlet" into Lamens terms. Ya know, what it really means...none of that "to die; to sleep" crap.
And view it also this way! Here we have Macbeth talking about tomorrow and some candles blowing out and all that stuff. Isn't it amusing how people can stand to think it's about him mumbling crap about how he finds life meaningless? Yeah, well, this is what it really means:
Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace and I can wait no more. To the last tick of the vmk clock, and all our yesterday's closings ended too soon. Out! Out annoying guests from my room! Vmk is only open for a short while and I don't need this! Full of sound and fury, I need to strut and fret around my room, signifying nothing.
So there you have it, two famous quotes taken from two of Shakespeare's most famous tragedies. Now...go find how King Lear and Othello fittingly match into vmk...
lol.
*I took two outstanding plays and poked some fun at them. I have the greatest respect for them and in no way think them less than what they actually are lol.
All the world is a stage and the men and women are merely players. Bingo! We're players. Okay, that is a tad stretching it, but gotta start somewhere, eh? So okay, we have it established that we are all players. Cool! Now what? I'll tell ya...
To be or not to be, that is the question. Little did Shakespeare realize when he wrote this speech that it is FAR from what critics claim it to be. Really now...show of hands, how many of you really think that speech is about some dude pondering suicide? Yeah, didn't think so. So I'll tell ya what it really means. You got this guy and this question, "to be or not to be"...simple really, fill in the blanks!
To be on or not to be on, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer, the disconnections and crashes, or to take arms against a pirated sea of capture the flag. And by opposing end them...to get on, to get off. To get off perchance to quit..ay, there's the annoying thing about it.
See what I mean? I have so eloquently translated a rather famous speech from the famous, "Hamlet" into Lamens terms. Ya know, what it really means...none of that "to die; to sleep" crap.
And view it also this way! Here we have Macbeth talking about tomorrow and some candles blowing out and all that stuff. Isn't it amusing how people can stand to think it's about him mumbling crap about how he finds life meaningless? Yeah, well, this is what it really means:
Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace and I can wait no more. To the last tick of the vmk clock, and all our yesterday's closings ended too soon. Out! Out annoying guests from my room! Vmk is only open for a short while and I don't need this! Full of sound and fury, I need to strut and fret around my room, signifying nothing.
So there you have it, two famous quotes taken from two of Shakespeare's most famous tragedies. Now...go find how King Lear and Othello fittingly match into vmk...
lol. *I took two outstanding plays and poked some fun at them. I have the greatest respect for them and in no way think them less than what they actually are lol.
