Poor thing... I can give you some practical advice about the resumes..
What did you do in the past?
How long has it been?
What skills did you do?
You may want to go to a career assessment workshop. They are held all over the place, mainly at community colleges, or unemployment offices.
They will assess your resume, and then help you finetune it.
I will be in the ranks of the unemployed soon, I know your pain.
And you know what, my oven died on Thanksgiving day, while I was cooking the turkey.. it can't get much worse than that !!!!!