They would much rather their wives give them <gratuitous sexual favors> over any "thing" that can be wrapped up in paper.

Personally, I wanted nothing special for my 30th birthday. A card, dinner and some acknowledgment that it was my birthday, but not much more.
And now I'll give my standard advice which is universally true, but for some reason we aren't allowed to say. By the time they are 30, most guys have already bought themselves most of the "things" they need. They would much rather their wives give them <gratuitous sexual favors> over any "thing" that can be wrapped up in paper.


They would much rather their wives give them <gratuitous sexual favors> over any "thing" that can be wrapped up in paper.
I did'nt read your comment but this is what I was saying but trying to keep it clean. Will women ever realize that this is this gift that they can give that keeps giving to us.. Just a bow and a bell will make us happy. Save your money and go to the dollar store. They will have everything that you will need.And now I'll give my standard advice which is universally true, but for some reason we aren't allowed to say. By the time they are 30, most guys have already bought themselves most of the "things" they need. They would much rather their wives give them <gratuitous sexual favors> over any "thing" that can be wrapped up in paper.
I did'nt red your comment but this is what I was saying but trying to keep it clean. Will women ever realize that this is this gift that they can give that keeps giving to us.. Just a bow and a bell will make us happy. Save your money and go to the dollar store. They will have everything that you will need.


a bell and bow around each ankle and wrist. Blind fold him and so he can hear you coming.![]()
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