To all the Husbands...

[Emma's Dad]

Sometimes it's hard to part with something so familiar and comfy. Besides... we will do ANYTHING to prevent a trip to the store... for clothes.

 

[MickeyMomOfThree]

Sometimes it's hard to part with something so familiar and comfy. Besides... we will do ANYTHING to prevent a trip to the store... for clothes.

My DH is so spoiled (my fault, I love to be the "spoliee".) Other then suits (which of course he has to be fitted for), I don't think he has gone to buy a pair of socks, jeans, a shirt, anything in almost 16 years of marriage. I guess that's why everything is in good shape. When it's time to be tossed, I toss it.

 

[surfergirl602]

If your boxers have a hole in them large enough to put your arm thru...throw them out before your wife pulls them out of the dryer. I hate washing trash!

ha ha ha, I second that!! THis just happened to me! DH threw them on the floor, instead of the trash, so naturally they got picked up and washed. Now if only he could locate the hamper once and a while.....

 

[trennr]

Guys...I guess the true lesson here is...

DO NOT wear your favorite pair of undies on Buritto Night!

 

[dvczerfs]

ha, i killed two birds w/one stone. i do the laundry! 1. no naggin "you dont do anything" 2. i dont have to clean anything around the house because i have my chore and 3. i get to keep my underware!!! it took awhile to fiqure out what goes in the dryer and whites, colors, cold,hot.

 

[DumboPrincess]

Guys...I guess the true lesson here is...

DO NOT wear your favorite pair of undies on Buritto Night!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

Plus...

 

[disneymarie]

My DH is resigned to wearing pick underwear and socks

And if the T-shirt is taken off inside out, it will get folded inside out

Or he can do the bills....

Otherwise it all smells nice....
di

 

[porknbeans]

Being a part of the husbands that can't stand holes in his clothes (I throw them out on my own before they reach the laundry) I can't blame any of you for tossing clothes in the garbage. There is also a group of us that do our part around the house. I've heard it said that marriage is a 50/50 proposition, but I know that sometimes in my house it's 90/10. So on behalf of all wife loving husbands, we thank you for what you do and who you are.

 

[Dizisfun]

This is tooo funny! I read this entire thread to my DH and we both enjoyed it!!!

 

[I'mNoPrince]

DW has a Standing order to Toss anything 1st or 2nd layer if it has a Hole bigger then a Dime (paintball reference if ,it's bigger then a dime then your out). Now Hoodys ,3nd layer Sweatpants (over shorts & undies) don't count but all else goes.

So if I have on Holy cloths ,as all else IT'S HER FAULT

 

[disneymarie]

Being a part of the husbands that can't stand holes in his clothes (I throw them out on my own before they reach the laundry) I can't blame any of you for tossing clothes in the garbage. There is also a group of us that do our part around the house. I've heard it said that marriage is a 50/50 proposition, but I know that sometimes in my house it's 90/10. So on behalf of all wife loving husbands, we thank you for what you do and who you are.

Dear Husband are you mine? Wear the titey pink/whities with the holes one last time then throw them away

Or do you ditch them before they hit the body

di

 

[DumboPrincess]

When I posted my rant I had no idea it would turn into such an entertaining thread!

Thanks for the giggles!

 

[badblackpug]

...or the jeans with the big hole in the crotch! (actual transcript)

"Your jeans have a big hole in the crotch."

"Yeah, but no-one can see it."

"I can see it, that's how I know it's there!"

"...but they are comfortable."

"For god's sake! You b*ll is practically hanging out!"

"I know. That's why they are so comfortable."

"How would you like it if I went around with my tootie hanging out?"

"Would you?"

 

[Emma's Dad]

...or the jeans with the big hole in the crotch! (actual transcript)

"Your jeans have a big hole in the crotch."

"Yeah, but no-one can see it."

"I can see it, that's how I know it's there!"

"...but they are comfortable."

"For god's sake! You b*ll is practically hanging out!"

"I know. That's why they are so comfortable."

"How would you like it if I went around with my tootie hanging out?"

"Would you?"

HAHAHAHA!
THAT made my day!

 

[dvczerfs]

...or the jeans with the big hole in the crotch! (actual transcript)

"Your jeans have a big hole in the crotch."

"Yeah, but no-one can see it."

"I can see it, that's how I know it's there!"

"...but they are comfortable."

"For god's sake! You b*ll is practically hanging out!"

"I know. That's why they are so comfortable."

"How would you like it if I went around with my tootie hanging out?"

"Would you?"

TOUCH DOWN!

 

[Carolina Mouse]

Omg...I have to secretly throw those boxers in the trash because DH will wear them until they fall off of him. I think he likes the extra air down there...

Hey, I resemble that remark!

 

[momma2minnie]

...or the jeans with the big hole in the crotch! (actual transcript)

"Your jeans have a big hole in the crotch."

"Yeah, but no-one can see it."

"I can see it, that's how I know it's there!"

"...but they are comfortable."

"For god's sake! You b*ll is practically hanging out!"

"I know. That's why they are so comfortable."

"How would you like it if I went around with my tootie hanging out?"

"Would you?"

laughed so hard the dogs looked at me like I am crazy!

 

[DumboPrincess]

...or the jeans with the big hole in the crotch! (actual transcript)

"Your jeans have a big hole in the crotch."

"Yeah, but no-one can see it."

"I can see it, that's how I know it's there!"

"...but they are comfortable."

"For god's sake! You b*ll is practically hanging out!"

"I know. That's why they are so comfortable."

"How would you like it if I went around with my tootie hanging out?"

"Would you?"

Are our hubby's related, somehow? I broke down and shared this thread my DH *inspired * after reading your post. He was honored

Glad the tag fairy hasn't found us!

 

[DisneyFed]

...or the jeans with the big hole in the crotch! (actual transcript)

"Your jeans have a big hole in the crotch."

"Yeah, but no-one can see it."

"I can see it, that's how I know it's there!"

"...but they are comfortable."

"For god's sake! You b*ll is practically hanging out!"

"I know. That's why they are so comfortable."

"How would you like it if I went around with my tootie hanging out?"

"Would you?"

My wife has veto authority on everything but my work stuff...and she uses it, quite often

 

[MickeyMomOfThree]

...or the jeans with the big hole in the crotch! (actual transcript)

"Your jeans have a big hole in the crotch."

"Yeah, but no-one can see it."

"I can see it, that's how I know it's there!"

"...but they are comfortable."

"For god's sake! You b*ll is practically hanging out!"

"I know. That's why they are so comfortable."

"How would you like it if I went around with my tootie hanging out?"

"Would you?"

Oh that is exactly what my DH would say!!!! So Funny!!!