Time Waster

[Neapolitan Ice Cream]

I'm selling an expensive lot on eBay - $485 - and I have a few interested buyers. One has offered me the entire amount - immediately. Good huh? Nope. He's been stringing me on this last week, appearing at odd times and always asking, "Is it still available?".

I think I'll stick with my auctions. They're doing well enough.