Time to pick on Raul again

[Mickey527]

Did anyone read the topic fo the week where Nat asked us all to tell a little about ourselves.

Well our loveable Raul wrote about his grandchildren and his children. He also wrote something else that only a few of us picked up, but I suspected it all along.
The truth about pin boy.


He wrote that he had a great life "Until I married a Canadian boy do they have a temper."
either he forgot to add that elusive comma or he is telling us another little tidbit about the private life of """"RAULandPINBOY"""" Peggie

 

[Raulandpinboy]

You guys are sick do hear sick.

You know when I started posting pintrader said keep it clean and mild these are pin people after all, boy was she wrong you guys got dirty minds. So now I know I'll fit in just fine.

For the record there are no boys in Canada they are all shipped to America to grow and work in auto plants in Michigan. So for the record I married a Canadian, and boy do they have a temper Aye.

Better now.... I'm not even going back to fix the other thread, its just not worth it.

 

[GotAnyPins]

Well our secret is finally out.....we have tried to keep it quiet, only family and a select few friend were aware of the truth.
but you can't keep this kind of secret quiet forever.....

OK I confess, I have been posing as Raul's wife for 18 yrs now, while Raul and Pin Boy have carried on....

Our family has begged me to tell the truth, "come out" so to speak, but now I don't have to be the one that spills the beans, looks like Pin Boy did that for him...

Peggie looks like you busted them!!!!!

Donna

 

[BeautyLLM]

Raul, You are married to a Canadian boy?





Leslie

 

[Raulandpinboy]

E tu wife o mine, yes even the missus had to poke fun at this one. big sigh and a chuckle.

Yes honey its true I have beeeen sooooo bad how could you stay married to such a cad, I suggest you divorce me and have me deported to my native home of Australia. I must be punished.

And I changed my mind the brownie is not for you its for me.

Now watch Peggie and the bunch twist the brownie thing, by the end of the night I will be fooling around with a girl scout.

 

[Raulandpinboy]

Yep its official you guys are fun, I finally broke the 75-post mark to become a Dis veteran. Strange how the post that put me over the top was me defending myself about being married to a Canadian boy.

But as long as we can make fun of ourselves, we will be okay.

Thanks three caballeros and Dom, and the rest of the gang, now on to business do I get some sort of a pin for going over 75 Huh Huh.

Treat me nice people I'm going to Disney this weekend and taking picture for you all.

 

[BeautyLLM]

Congrats on the veteran's status!!

Leslie

 

[Eeyore's Pal]

First Raul is married to a Canadian boy.

Now he's involved with Girl Scouts too? Is this connected to his wife's cover up ? Is she a girl scout troop leader ? In the USA or in Canada ? Did she come to the USA to escape charges in Canada?

But then, what about these three Caballeros and Dom? My Spanish may be sketchy, but these Caballeros look like women, but then wouldn't they be Caballeras? Or, is this a tip off that there is more to this relationship also ?

 

[GotAnyPins]

OK, the jig is up, Raul spilled the beans w/ the Brownie thing, I was a Girl Scout Troop Leader until this whole pin Boy thing came out. I have now been drummed out of the troop, how embarrassing ......now I have no idea how I will be able to afford my pin collecting habit....selling all those cookies was the only way....I may end up being deported back to Canada..to freeze to death

Anyone for some stale mint girl scout cookies??????

 

[Perdita&Pongo]

Maybe I am mistaken, but Raul is married to a 75 year old Canadian boy named Dom who likes frozen Girl Scout brownies and works in Michigan? Do I have this right?

~Nancy~ (naturally blond)

 

[Eeyore's Pal]

Just a word to the wise . . .

It is essential that you obtain gainful employment before the INS discovers your secret.

You may want to check with these Caballeras chics . . . They always seem to have money for lots of pins! I don't know exactly what they're up to, but really, in your position, can you afford to be choosy? I don't know if you're blonde or not, but apparently that is a prerequisite for membership in their "gang."

Now, Dom is not blonde, so one can only wonder what other talents he offered that made him so highly desirable to the Caballeras that they were willing to overlook the non-blonde hair.

Of course, they do make him wear a blonde wig when he's with them.

 

[GotAnyPins]

HEEYYYYY!!!!!!!

I am blonde....does this mean it could be the three cabelleras and "Don......na"?????

The INS would never find me there.....sorry Dom!!!

 

[Raulandpinboy]

Okay I'll spill the beans.

Donna the Canadian (not a boy), who has a temper was a Girl Scout troop leader. She invented the wonder-bra and made a record sales year in cookie sale (hmmm wonder why).

She was drummed out after several older gentlemen had strokes after they bought cookies (coincidence I think not).

She moved to Michigan to work at a car plant, and to find a nice Canadian boy to settle down with.

Everybody with me so far… Good

Ed AKA Raulandpinboy Graduated top of his class in gastro biological nuclear gynecology sleep deprivation studies.

Ed was on his was to MIT to complete his Masters in dental microbiological breast augmentation infusion theory paper, when Donna ran into him literally, and hit him on the head with a frozen brownie.

She went through his wallet, found his credentials and said woo hoo I smell money and pins. Then when poor Ed, AKA Raul no pinboy this time came out of his coma, Miss Donna told him that they had to marry, or INS would deport him back to Cuba. (before the Cuba millennium pin was popular)

So silly billy Raul said… wow thanks what can I do to repay you nice lady, and Walla 3 used children, some several hundred grandchildren later. Here I am.

Then to add insult to injury, I meet pintrader, get hooked on pins and go broke.

 

[poohandtiggertoo]

It has been said that Canada is "the kinder, gentler nation" so was is with
all this talk of Canadian tempers??
If you want a temper, meet a Mohawk woman who has said enough and
no one listens. That is a temper...my hubby will attest to it and it is not
a pretty sight.
TTFN
Bev

 

[BeautyLLM]

What I'd like to know is....if the Three Caballeros have so much money to buy pins...then how come no one wants to trade with us?? We have a bazillion pins to trade and all we want is a measly HM Dangle and a Mickey for President!! What's the big deal?? And Robyn....what's wrong with Dom wearing a wig?? Blonde caballeros rule!! We even have a theme song!! Donna, we will find you a job...don't worry...maybe pin gofer?? LOL!!!!!

Leslie

 

[goofymom/pop]

i thought I was the only one who noticed the Canadian boy do they have a temper line in Rauls bio. But seeing as I didnt know him at all,I figured I should not make any jokes about it. Glad to see you all are having fun with because I thought it was hysterical.

cindy

 

[Mickey527]

Ok, no one said we are perfect. We might have to work on this but we can change some of the words of this sexist song to make it our own.

"We're Three Caballeros
Three Gay Caballeros
They say we are birds of a feather
We're happy amigos
no matter where he goes
Where one two and three goes
We're always together

We're three happy chappies
With snappy sarapes
you'll find us beneath our sombreros
We're brave and we'll say so
We're bright as a peso
WHO SAYS SO?
WE SAY SO
We're Three CABALLEROS

aND OUR VERSION

We're Three Caballeras
Three Blonde Caballaras
We don't walk around wearing feathers
We're girls not amigos
no matter where she goes
Where one two and three goes
We're always together

We're three pin collectors
not pin speculators
We look bad in hats and sombreros

We're brave and we say so
We're bright as a peso
Who says so?
We say so
We're THREE CABALLARAS.....and Dom

We were going to take a vote and let Raul into our little group because he speaks the language and all, but I am nost sure if he will fit in now. Raul, have you thought about dying your hair? Peggie

 

[Raulandpinboy]

Peggie I'm in… I'll dye my hair I'll even wear my Bon Jovi wig that I wore in the eighties.

But what about pinboy he looks weird in a wig ( do not I repeat do not go there ).

And what about Donna? I'll have to think this over, after all we have been married over 16 years, and have three beautiful kids (they are gone moved out woo hoo) ….. hmmmm Okay I'm in, I'll do the Bon Jovi wig till my hair grows out.

Now if I slip and call you dude, and say thing like ROCK ON Ladies… it's the wig and some 80's flash backs nothing to worry about.

Now what about a name

The three Caballeros Dom and Bon Jovi
The three Caballeros Dom and Raul
The three Caballeros Dom and Florida boy
The three Caballeros Dom and the artist formally known as Raul now called Stud muffin.

Or
The three Caballeros featuring the artistic works of Dom and Raul

 

[LynniethePooh]

Okay you pin nuts......
Now that I have stopped laughing and pulled myself up off the floor....I have this to say...


YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST NOT RIGHT!!!!



I also noticed that Raul was married to a Canadian boy....but who am I to judge....after all, I have plenty of my own secrets not meant for Disney Ears!


So I end with.....Thank you all.....it is very difficult to maintain my miserable face with all of you around!!!!!



Lynnie

 

[ismetoo]

Okay, I haven't responded to all this before now because I've been huddled in a fetal position in the back of my closet. You all would've thought *I*, of all people, would've known about Raul's sordid private life. Being one of the "USED" children, I now must seriously wonder how, and from where, I got here - all things considered. I know that a lot goes on during those long, dark, cold Canadian months, when no one has anything to do but drink mass quantities of beer and count moose, but, my God - what were they thinking?!

What does that make me? Am I Canadian or Ford? Brownie or Cub Scout? And I'm a chip person - not even that crazy about cookies. Where the heck did that come from? Obviously, there's more to this primordial ooze than they're letting on.

Eeeeeewwwwww.....I am so ashamed.