Thursday's Riddle

[brightspark]

Whoohooty congrats Grammy!

 

[MadScouser]

Darn DIS played up at just the wrong moment

 

[jw50]

And Grammy swoops again

 

[brightspark]

And Grammy swoops again

Yes and as Scouse adn I are both very competitive, we are now leaving in disgust... (only teasing grammy - we will forgive you eventually - I think)

 

[Grammyof2]

Sorry guys - really I thought I would be like 103

But gotta love a swoop, their she is



That felt great, too

 

[brightspark]

And Grammy swoops again

Be careful you! Or I will come out there and poke you in the eye for laughing at us

 

[MadScouser]

Right, need to pack for Toronto as I leave in approx 31 hours, and have a boys curry night tomorrow

 

[brightspark]

Seriously we are going off now.... see if you can get to 120 without us!

 

[MadScouser]

Also the cinema - Sandra Bullock is calling me .......

 

[brightspark]

Also the cinema - Sandra Bullock is calling me .......

But what is she calling you

 

[alabamaalan]

Wow, I didn't expect things to pick up so quickly.

Awesome swoop there Grammy!

Have a great trip and cinema you little British lovebirds.

 

[L107ANGEL]

I missed all the fun!

 

[Mnementh]

You snooze, you lose...

I'm in thanks to Mr. Google!

Tomorrow morning, I'll be on my way to the theater to see TMNT

 

[horsegirl]

Oh thank god you people hoootied. I had to go out again. While I was going into the garage, that skunk I posted presented themselves to me, posterior first. He missed when he sprayed, and my five year old just made it into the car. So it has been a good day.


Sexy Sparky

Darling Dragon Baby

Now I need to go read back all the happenings I missed.

 

[L107ANGEL]

Oh thank god you people hoootied. I had to go out again. While I was going into the garage, that skunk I posted presented themselves to me, posterior first. He missed when he sprayed, and my five year old just made it into the car. So it has been a good day.


Sexy Sparky

Darling Dragon Baby

Now I need to go read back all the happenings I missed.

 

[horsegirl]

I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some funny lines here. Not sure I have time to go back and get them.

 

[trappednabox]

one time we went camping and a skunk sprayed right outside our tent

 

[horsegirl]

one time we went camping and a skunk sprayed right outside our tent

Well I live on a farm, so sometimes it smells like that for weeks. The worst is when the dogs get sprayed. That is the most toxic fume one could ever ingest.

Yes, Alan you are alluring in your southern charm to me.

 

[Mnementh]

Yes, Alan you are alluring in your southern charm to me.

In the South: --If you run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in a four-wheel drive pickup truck with a tow chain will be along shortly. Don't try to help them, just stay out of their way. This is what they live for.

Don't be surprised to find movie rentals and bait in the same store...o not buy food at this store.

Remember, "y'all" is singular, "all y'all" is plural, and "all y'all's" is plural possessive

Get used to hearing "You ain't from round here, are ya?"

Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later on how to use it.

Don't be worried at not understanding what people are saying. They can't understand you either. The first Southern statement to creep into a transplanted Northerner's vocabulary is the adjective "big'ol," truck or big'ol" boy. Most Northerners begin their Southern-influenced dialect this way. All of them are in denial about it.

The proper pronunciation you learned in school is no longer proper.

Be advised that "He needed killin." is a valid defense here.

If you hear a Southerner exclaim, "Hey, y'all, watch this," you should stay out of the way. These are likely to be the last words he'll ever say.

If there is the prediction of the slightest chance of even the smallest accumulation of snow, your presence is required at the local grocery store. It doesn't matter whether you need anything or not. You just have to go there.

Do not be surprised to find that 10-year olds own their own shotguns, they are proficient marksmen, and their mammas taught them how to aim.

In the South, we have found that the best way to grow a lush green lawn is to pour gravel on it and call it a driveway.

AND REMEMBER: If you do settle in the South and bear children, don't think we will accept them as Southerners. After all, if the cat had kittens in the oven, we wouldn't call 'em biscuits.

 

[firstmickey]

Woo Hoooty Cheryl!


You're my favorite swooper!