Three Days of Rain and Two Broken Toes

[ILUVDXL]

I'm acually glad to be back to work. What a weekend. Some day maybe I'll remember I'm really not 25 any more.

 

[debster812]

I'm right there with you on the 3 days of rain.

Fortunately, I avoided the 2 broken toes. OUCH!!! Sorry, and I hope they feel better soon.

 

[The Godfather]

I am sorry to learn of your misfortune.

 

[d.kurz]

I keep reading this thread title and thinking....gee...I'll bet there's a good story there. So what happened? DETAILS!!! I need details!!!

 

[Deb in IA]

BROKEN TOES?????


Now, I don't recall seeing THAT in your Memorial Day plans!

OK, what happened???

 

[Deb in IA]

MR. GODFATHER!!!


My goodness, it's been a while since you've stopped by here!

I hope your absence was not the result of a nasty run-in with the FBI . . .

 

[ILUVDXL]

Deb, I was going to e-mail you with the more sorid details, most of which can't be told here on DIS, because, after all, this is a family oriented site. Let's just say Joe had a hand in this.

 

[Deb in IA]

 

[CamColt]

Wow, sounds like a fun weekend!

Hope the toes feel better soon.

 

[The Godfather]

Originally posted by ILUVDXL
Deb, I was going to e-mail you with the more sorid details, most of which can't be told here on DIS, because, after all, this is a family oriented site. Let's just say Joe had a hand in this.

Do I need to have a talk, with this "Joe"?

 

[ILUVDXL]

Well you could try, Godfather, but knowing that Joe as well as I do, I'm sure he will deny any complicity in the breaking of said two toes. But then again, I'm sure you have your ways of getting at the truth.

 

[d.kurz]

I have to say that it's just not fair to write a cryptic post like that, and get somebody all curious, and then deny them details!!

I guess I'll just have to make up a story. It'll probably be better than the truth anyhow!

Hope your toes feel better soon!

 

[momsal]

Ok my guess about the toes are:

it was a long rainy frustrating weekend, nerves were on edge, tempers flaring, when all of a sudden DH ( after doing some selfserving and totally usless errand) comes in the door and tracks up the floor that his POOR HARD WORKING WIFE has just finishes scrubbing for the 5th time that day!

The wife snaps and knocks him to the floor!!! She throws the scrub brush at him and while he is scrubbing she kicks his sorry butt and breaks her toes!!!



Well am I close????

 

[ILUVDXL]

Not even close momsal. But I like your version. I'll give you a hint. It happened in the bedroom not the kitchen.

 

[momsal]

Now we are talking KINKY and I don't write that kind of stuff!!

LOL

 

[momsal]

ok who am I kidding I can write this
My new guess is:

It was a long wet weekend. outside activities were out and dh and dw were bored!

They were the only ones home SO they decided to get a little , well shall we say, inventive.

DH donned his COWBOY outfit and DW put on her SCHOOLMARM dress. After much laughing and teeheeing Dh chases DW down the hall and into the bedroom While running around the bed Dw trips over DH's holster ( which is half of his outfit) and breaks her toes!!!

 

[Pin Wizard]

What do they do for a broken toe? One night in the dark I "bumped" (more like rammed!) my foot into an exercise machine in my room. One toe is still killing me and is swollen. I haven't even attempted to put a sneaker on. I've been wearing sandles ever since.

 

[ILUVDXL]

That was much better. Even a little closer than the kitchen story and DH does have cowboy stuff, but he wasn't wearing it that day.

Pin Wizard we called our PCP when it happened. He said to ice the toes down and to tape them up. They still hurt, they are still swolen and they are a lovely shade of purple. I'm doing the sanddle thing as well.