ROFL!
I'd probably be a full time smoker and an alcoholic drug addict if I didn't get bored so quickly.

I get tired of anything after awhile, so I only smoke when I drink and I only drink when I'm bored. I smoked a whole lot of pot when I was a teenager, until I finally decided that I wouldn't accomplish anything by sitting around my basement doing bong hits and watching cartoons and All My Children. I gave it up, but ocassionally I think about it and miss the old days of being oblivious.
I'm a Yellow Dog Democrat living in a town full of conservatives and I'm always the one at every party who gets into it with one of them. People still invite me to their parties, I guess I'm like the novelty.
I'm terribly anal retentive. If you come to my house and eat dinner, I will more than likely take your plate before you are done eating I am so much in a hurry to get it washed.
I'm almost always late for apppointments and I don't think I have ever been on time for work in 9 years. I just saw on TV the other day that this is a sign of someone who is a selfish egotistical person, so I guess I am that too.
I do love my family and my friends and will go to bat for anyone that I love. I'm loyal to the core, have a tendency to run my mouth when I'm challenged, and snort when I laugh.
Ahhh, how therapeutic that was! Who's next?