. . Dis Dad #797 . . Hoping to get lucky
- Mar 9, 2007
Disbelief withdrawn.I can't take credit for that one. It's a Homer Simpson quote.
Is there a better time? I think not.Ooh. Sharpening the knives early, I see.
With dad jokes, right?I usually try and distract the breakfast attendants.
I hate it when places make a change that didn't need to be made. The former rolls were terrific.
Nope. Who is? I mean... other than other snobs.Thank goodness. Not a fan of snobs.
I don't even know how to.I got some video on my phone, but was too lazy to upload it.
Yes! Down in front! Get those dumb kids out of the way!
Totally worth it.
Also the lack of flowers and landscaping.I can see that! The cypress trees are like big bonsai trees, the way the ocean winds have twisted them.
Nah. They know.Don't they know who I am???
Huh! Really! That's pretty uncommon, isn't it?Yep. They narrow the fairways. The rough is incredibly thick and high--if you hit it in there, chances are you can't reach the green--you just have to chip it back into the fairway. Then the greens are hard and fast, so it's tough to stop the ball near the hole. There have been many years where not a single golfer finished under par, including the winner.
Yeah... Adding in that hotel is just... nope.I felt the same way. Maybe I could justify the greens fee...just once...but doubling the price with a hotel stay feels like gouging. I dunno. Maybe if I win the lottery or something.
Yes. Yay. Woohoo.