This Just in New Presidential Candidate Announced

[metalis4ever]

Abbath Doom Occulta guitarist and vocalist for the Black Metal band Immortal has announced his candidacy for the President of The United States of America. In a move that shocked the enitre metal community Abbath has vowed to emerge from the Black Metal underground and form a Bi-Partisan partnership to resolve the growing economic crisis that faces this great Nation. Abbath has also vowed as the headline above shows to end Global warming which will in turn eliminate the need for wasteful "pork barreled spending and other ear marks". Upon news of this John McCain remarked "this reminds me of the when I was a young Senator when Regan was in office". While Barrak Obama replied "hey I'm a Senator too". The Abbath campaign has not yet released the list of potential candidates for Vice President but experts have compiled a list of possibilites which includes known republican and NRA supporter Ted Nugent. The potential selection of Nugent shows that Abbath is also for Hope and Change and ready to cross party lines to make America great again.

 

[Suzie Zoo]

I could get in line behind The Nuge.

Although, this is my first choice:

 

[dcentity2000]

This thread is relevant to my interests



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[metalis4ever]

I could get in line behind The Nuge.

Although, this is my first choice:

LOL..Obi-Wan now that would be a candidate that could rally the people of America... How about a Obi-Wan/Optimus Prime ballot? At least we wouldn't have to worry about National Security.