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SCHOOL ANSWERING MACHINE


(This is hilarious - no wonder some people were offended!)

This is the message that the Pacific Palisades High School
(California) staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine. This is the actual answering machine message for the school. This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children's absences and missing homework. The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their children's failing grades changed to passing grades - even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough schoolwork to pass their classes.

The outgoing message:

"Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making a selection:

* To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1

* To make excuses for why your child did not do his work- Press 2
* To complain about what we do - Press 3

* To swear at staff members - Press 4

* To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5

* If you want us to raise your child - Press 6

* If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone -Press 7

* To request another teacher, for the third time this year -Press 8

* To complain about bus transportation - Press 9

* To complain about school lunches - Press 0

* If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable and responsible for his/her own behavior, class work, homework and that it's not the teachers' fault for your child's lack of effort: Hang up and have a nice day!

*If you want this in Spanish, you must be in the wrong country.
_______________________________________________________________


If you can read this - thank a teacher! If you are reading it in English - thank a veteran!




God Bless and have a good day.
 
SCHOOL ANSWERING MACHINE


(This is hilarious - no wonder some people were offended!)

This is the message that the Pacific Palisades High School
(California) staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine. This is the actual answering machine message for the school. This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children's absences and missing homework. The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their children's failing grades changed to passing grades - even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough schoolwork to pass their classes.

The outgoing message:

"Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making a selection:

* To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1

* To make excuses for why your child did not do his work- Press 2
* To complain about what we do - Press 3

* To swear at staff members - Press 4

* To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5

* If you want us to raise your child - Press 6

* If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone -Press 7

* To request another teacher, for the third time this year -Press 8

* To complain about bus transportation - Press 9

* To complain about school lunches - Press 0

* If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable and responsible for his/her own behavior, class work, homework and that it's not the teachers' fault for your child's lack of effort: Hang up and have a nice day!

*If you want this in Spanish, you must be in the wrong country.
_______________________________________________________________


If you can read this - thank a teacher! If you are reading it in English - thank a veteran!




God Bless and have a good day.


This is good. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
Any other business that failed to do its job correctly and had tons of complaints would probably start considering that maybe THEY should make some changes.

Not the public schools, though. But they don't have to worry about doing a good job to get paid. They get money no matter how badly they screw up.

I don't know which is funnier...the message (which I don't believe is real) or the idea that they'd actually think everything is the parent's fault.
 

Extremely funny! I wish all schools could use it!!!

But if you check Snopes it really was never used

The putative answering machine message for Palisades Charter High quoted above was concocted in part as a reaction to the brouhaha over the school's attendance policy, and in part as a sardonic expression of all the usual frustrations teachers experience in dealing with students and parents: fabricated excuses for students' absences and uncompleted homework, blame that teachers are solely responsible for the failures of non-achieving students, complaints from parents about not having received information already sent to them several times, etc. However, the staff "voted" for the message only in the sense that they agreed with its sentiments (the circulating version of this piece often omits the introductory line "Too bad they can't actually use it . . ."); it was not ever actually placed on the phone answering system at Palisades Charter High. (In fact, Palisades Charter High phone system doesn't have menu options — when the office is open a switchboard operator fields calls, and when the office is closed a recording invites the caller to leave a voicemail message or press keys to access a specific extension directly.)
 
I've been teaching a long time & believe me, this has been around for quite a while.
 
It's very funny, even though it wasn't used. From what I hear from coworkers over the years who worked as teachers too, it's very true.

Suzanne
 
honestly i thought it was very sad... i wish at my job i could blame all of my screw ups on someone else. and what's funny about looking down on someone for not speaking english properly??
this type of thing also makes it harder for parents and students who have REAL issues with their schools.
 
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :confused3 :confused3 :confused3 What is even funnier than the "possible" message is seeing how many people get so angry and offended....:dance3: :dance3: :dance3:
 
I was not stupid enough to believe it the first time.

Because some didn't find this "joke" funny they are angry or offended? I don't think so, I think they find it in poor taste.
 
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :confused3 :confused3 :confused3 What is even funnier than the "possible" message is seeing how many people get so angry and offended....:dance3: :dance3: :dance3:
Not at all angry or offended. Just think it is pathetic that the schools cannot accomplish their singular objective of educating the children...then lay the blame on everyone but themselves. And laugh about it.
 
and you know what???? it continues on into college!!!

Yes, we've been asked to call their child to wake them up for class because they sleep through their alarm.
We have been asked to go up to their residence hall and knock on their door to wake them up because they didn't answer their cell phone when they slept through their alarm!!!

We've been yelled at by parents because their son wasn't allowed to take their final exam..... Exam began at 8:00 a.m., son walked in 45 minutes late (because his alarm didn't go off and his professor didn't call him to wake him up!!)

We've also been yelled at because even though class does begin at 8:00 a.m., their son should be allowed to come in 10 minutes late (and disrupts the students who are there on time) and makes the professor start all over again.

That's the sad thing!
 

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