The posteriora part of the way when a small boy was right bitty that Jerry lived in a box underneath the stairs in the corner on the cellar on a block on the house on half under the street on the store on the bait that you anyway know the well of the place, behind then the life was inflammation that went and everything was hardly peachy Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that each single morning my mother would do a bowl to me of great source of sauerkraut for the Awww breakfast - bowl of great source of sauerkraut each single morning lead crazy person I said to my mother I this "hey to me, mother, which is sauerkraut yet " And my wanted mother, sweet she finishes watching my taste the glances of a cow a next train and she inclined to the right swallows next to me and she said that "it is GOOD FOR YOU" and then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth and the twenty force did not feed anything but sauerkraut until seises was and the old years of half That one is when I swore that it would obtain someday outta someday that the cellar and the route to a magician, the place far absents in where the sun is always shining and the scents of the air like the beer it warms up by the root and the towels are oh so mullido where shriners and lepers plays his yes ukuleles all the day and any person in shaved glady of the will of the street their posteriora part for a Doodoo nickel of wacka of Wacka Well, déjeme says to him that, people, he were not long in all before my dream came truth because very the following day, a local radio station had this competition to consider who could correctly conjecture the number of molecules in the end of Leonard Nimoy that was extinguished by three, but still I gained the magnificent prize that correct, a unidirectional ticket of the first class to Albuquerque Albuquerque Oh you know yes, been in it never airplane true before and me she was able to say already, he was really great unless I had to seat between two great Albanian women with scent of severe body excruciatingly to me and the small cabrito inside behind me yes kept throwin ' upon the whole time who the flight assistants worked of the Dr Pepper and saló the peanuts and the film of airplanes was Bio-Bo'veda with the border of Pauly and, oh, three of the motors of airplane burns and we entered a tail spin and we crashed in a slope and the plane exploded in a ball of fire giant and all died with the exception of me you you know why? ' cause had my table of the ascending tray and my posteriora part of the seat in the complete vertical position had my table of the ascending tray and my posteriora part of the seat in the complete vertical position had my table of the ascending tray and my posteriora part of the seat in the vertical position complete Ampere hour has has is ampere hour has is Ahhhh I crawled so of the twisted salary, burnin ' rest I crawled in my hands and knees by three days complete Draggin ' throughout my great leather suitcase and my purse of the clothes and my saxophone of the tenor and my ball of bowling of twelve-frees and my lucky person, tube respirator to shine intense-in-$$$-OSCURO dice a lucky dedication but finally I arrived the famous inn by day of celebration from Albuquerque of the world where are oh the towels so mullido and you can eat the your right of the soup outside the ash trays if you wish her is ACCEPTABLE, they is clean Good, I verified in my site and I gave return to the A/C and turned the SpectraVision and I am down just around to eat that little mint of the chocolate in my pad whom she loves so very, much when suddenly, are the blows in the door the well now, who could that is? I say "who is he" No answer "who is he" There is no answer "WHO IS HE" They are not sayin ' any thing Therefore, finally I go excessive and I open the door and hardly as I suspected that it is some great fat hermafrodita with a haircut of Multitud-De-Gaviotas and only a man of the Oh of the nostril, it hatred when I am right so anyway, he I explode in my site and it roasts my tube lucky respirator and I am like "hey, you cannot have" "that tube respirator be right as a tube respirator me" and to him is as "resistant" and I am as "elasticity he" and he is as "it does to me" and I am like "' Kay "so thus its leg and it grasped my esophagus and I bit of its ear and he chewed of my eyebrows and me it took outside towards his appendix and it gave to an irrigation colonic yes me in fact, you you create it better and somehow in the center of him everything, the telephone obtained struck of the hook and of twenty seconds later, I it heard a voice and familiar know to him what said? I will say to him what said Said "if you wanted to make a call, hangs please for above and to try" "if you need aid, hangs again for above and later marks its operator" "if you wanted to make that a call, hangs please for above and to try again" "if you need aid, hangs for above and later marks its operator" In Albuquerque Albuquerque Well, cut a long short circuit of history, he far obtained with my tube respirator but I made a right solemn of the then vote and there that one that would not recline to me would not sleep for a moment until one-nostrilled to man he was brought to justice but first, he decided to buy some foam ring I obtained so in my car and I lead above to the store of the foam ring and walked in until the individual behind the accountant and he says yes ", what does already wish" I said that "you obtained any enameled foam ring" He said "no, we are the foam ring enameled outta" I this "good, you you obtained any foam ring of the jelly" He said "no, we are the foam ring" I of the jelly of outta said "we obtained any cream-filled foam ring to him Bavarian" He said "no, we are outta that the Bavarian foam ring cream-filled" I this "obtained any roller to him of cinamomo" He said "no, we are the rollers of cinamomo of outta" I this "we obtained any apple doughnut to him" He said "no, we are the apple doughnuts of outta" I this "we obtained any claw to him of bear" He said "to delay minute, I will go no. this" I "of the check" ", we are the claws of bear of outta well, in that case - in that case, what you have" He says that "everything what I obtained now is this box of a dozen that dies of hunger, ACCEPTABLE this" driven crazy I "of the weasels, I will take that So" he gives the box and I open the cover me and the weasels jump and unite immediately on my face and begin bitin ' I all man of the Oh of the excess (rabid sounds of the roedura), they were nuts that go jousts which they were tearin ' separate I you you know, I think was right on that time that goin begun small tonadita ' through my head "I believe that he was little something like this. . Do Consiga the ' command post of me obtains ' to command post of me of the Oh, does not lower of the ' command post, obtains ' to the command post God of the Oh, oh, God Oh of oh, obtains to ' command post of me the God ampere hour of the Oh, oh, (more griterío) I worked outside towards in the street with these weasels meat-eating everything on my Wavin face ' my arms everything around and runnin justó, runnin', runnin ' as to constipated the dog of weiner and as the luck would have, that is exactly when I worked in the girl of my dreams its name was Zelda that it was an enthusiastic one of calligraphy with overbite and a hair slight the color of peaches never filtered I will forget the first thing she said to me. She said "hey, you have weasels in your face" That one is when she knew that it was true love that we were inseparable after the Aw, we ate together, we even bathed together we shared the same piece of dental silk mint-condimentada the world was our young donkey so we obtained married and we bought a house and we had two beautiful children - Nathaniel and Superfly Oh, we were so very very very happy, aw yes But then one night prophetic, Zelda said to me that she said the "pumpkin of the sweetie? You wish to assemble the club of registry of Colombia " I said "to Woah, grasping ignited now, baby" "I am right not to list for that a little commission" so we broke ourselves for above and I never saw again but that one is right the way which the things In Albuquerque Albuquerque go In any case, the things really began lookin ' for above for me because around one more week it advanced, finally I reached my dream of by life that correct, I found a a job per hours in the Sizzler which I even made employee of the month after she put that fire of the fat towards outside with my Aw face yes, all was quite jealous of me later that he was many of gettin ' of attitude APRUÉBEME, like once, was towards outside in the Tryin portion of the parking ' clearing my excess of earwax with a pencil of golf when I see this tryin of Marty of the individual ' to so take ol great ' sofa upon the stairs everything I, I say to him, I says "hey, you you wanted that it helped him with that" And Marty, he hardly rolls its eyes and goes "no, wanted that you cut my arms and legs with and so then chainsaw" he obtains all indignant in me that he is like "hey man, I I was the sarcastic being just" good, that is hardly great how was I supposed to know that? I am not a reader of the mind for cryin ' outside noisily in addition, now he I have a really pretty nickname - Torso-Muchacho so which is he who complaint around? Dígame, that remembers another one to me anecdote of diversion that this individual comes until me in the street and says that it has not had an affluent small piece in three days, knew what it meant but as soon as to be amused, I took a great mordedura from its jugular vein and it is yellin ' and screamin ' and the drain all excessive and I are like "hey, advanced, don'tcha obtain it" But he as soon as he around keeps rolling in the sidewalk, drain, and shouting to him (the sounds of griterío) knows, as soon as totally lacking the irony of the whole man of the situation, some people just cannot take a joke, you you know? In any case, um, um, where were I? A little lost my train of the Uh thought, well, uh, AUTHORIZATION anyway I, I know a little is be a way of the traffic circle to say it but I conjecture that it is the whole point that I am tryin ' to make Hatred here sauerkraut That one is everything what I am really tryin without setido lamentable existencial ' to say and, to intention, if a day you happen to wake up and to be in quandry completely to detest and one same-doubt and wracked with the pain and the isolation of your existence at least you can take a small small piece from the comfort in somewhere knowing that towards outside there in this mixed universe - for above crazy ours it continues being there a small called place Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque Dije querque "of" Or "of" B "of" A "(a)" L "(l) (b)" (u) (querque) Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque
Gotta love Babelfish.
It can make even the longest, silliest song in existance even more wacked out than before, and that's quite a feat.
We weren't picky. We just tried a whole bunch.
