This is just too funny!

[Rumpus]

I usually don't like email jokes and my best friend knows it. If she sends me one, you can bet its good!

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker
function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is
back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it.
If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.

He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

 

[karen l]

Love it!!!

 

[sparks19]

that is hilarious

 

[npmommie]

that is hilarious!!

 

[Brit17]

 

[manning]

This is a new take on an old joke where the husband finds out his wife is cheating and calls home. The maid, Hazel answers the phone and asks if this is Hazel. She says yes. He then asks to speak to his wife and is told she is in bed enertaining a man. He tells her to get a gun from the top right desk drawer and shoot the guy. She does and asks what to do next. He tells her to throw the gun into the river out back.

Hazel informs she can't because there is no river out back.

The husband: Is this 555-1234?

Hazel: No sir this is 555-4321.