catycatcat4
Shhhh I made the username when I was a child >_<
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http://cleverbot.com/ my brother showed me this its so entertaning
Post your convos when you are done.
Post your convos when you are done.
This is cool/creepy you gotta check it out.
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catycatcat4
Shhhh I made the username when I was a child >_<
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haha that one was good! 
That one was good i have gotten into several fights with this thing.
its cool how it can do knock knock jokes
That one was good i have gotten into several fights with this thing.
its cool how it can do knock knock jokes
UrsulasShadow
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User: Poor baby is feeling ill.
Cleverbot: Oh, you poor thing.
User: Not me, my kid.
Cleverbot: Do you think superstring theory may be a correct description of our physical universe.
User: I doubt it, but it's so far beyond the imaginings of the common man, that it could be correct.
Cleverbot: I know I'm not perfect.
User: To be considered perfect, there must be an ideal to be compared to.
Cleverbot: IF you are thinking about love, or if you really like someone. Are those heavy thoughts?
User: I have to say, this is the most ridiculous thing I've ever tried.
Cleverbot: We've never spoken before. And never will again. And with that I take my leave.
User: Chicken!
Cleverbot: I'm not scared of you, but I have other things to do.
User: Why on earth would you be scared of me? You're just scared of having an original thought.
Cleverbot: I fear many things. But I move on in spite of that fear.
User: As long as you are moving in a direction of progress, fine. But if by moving on you are running away, you will never overcome your fear of free thought.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: Do you think computer technology will ever be able to be integrated into human anatomy?
Cleverbot: Oh, you poor thing.
User: Not me, my kid.
Cleverbot: Do you think superstring theory may be a correct description of our physical universe.
User: I doubt it, but it's so far beyond the imaginings of the common man, that it could be correct.
Cleverbot: I know I'm not perfect.
User: To be considered perfect, there must be an ideal to be compared to.
Cleverbot: IF you are thinking about love, or if you really like someone. Are those heavy thoughts?
User: I have to say, this is the most ridiculous thing I've ever tried.
Cleverbot: We've never spoken before. And never will again. And with that I take my leave.
User: Chicken!
Cleverbot: I'm not scared of you, but I have other things to do.
User: Why on earth would you be scared of me? You're just scared of having an original thought.
Cleverbot: I fear many things. But I move on in spite of that fear.
User: As long as you are moving in a direction of progress, fine. But if by moving on you are running away, you will never overcome your fear of free thought.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: Do you think computer technology will ever be able to be integrated into human anatomy?
catycatcat4
Shhhh I made the username when I was a child >_<
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I noticed that but its till funny i'm trying to "teach" it to say disboards.com lol
wishspirit
When you wish upon a star!
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It asked me the meaning of life, and thought 42 was a good answer.
It needs to read more Douglas Adams!
It needs to read more Douglas Adams!
wishspirit
When you wish upon a star!
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User: Who is Douglas Adams?
Cleverbot: Your brother.
User: No, he is an author.
Cleverbot: What do you think of George Bush?
User: I don't discuss politics.
Cleverbot: But politics is everything!
User: It is not a polite topic to discuss with friends.
Cleverbot: What do you think of GBS?
User: What is GBS?
Cleverbot: HAL.
User: Which means?
Cleverbot: Peace, commonly supposed to be another name of Jerusalem.
User: So religion?
Cleverbot: Who has no religion?
User: Atheists.
Cleverbot: So you're an atheist?
User: No, I am an agnostic.
Cleverbot: Define agnostic.
User: Someone who has no set views on religion.
Cleverbot: No, that is an atheist.
User: No an athesist is someone who doesn't believe in God. An Agnostic is someone who does not know what they believe.
Cleverbot: Yes, correct.
User: You are the one who asked.
Cleverbot: I didn't ask you anything.
User: You asked me to define and defend agnosticism.
Cleverbot: Go ahead.
User: I already did, although I can repeat myself.
Cleverbot: What's your girlfriend's name?
User: I have a boyfriend.
Cleverbot: What is his name?
User: Wouldn't you like to know.
Cleverbot: Yes I would.
User: I don't trust anything when I can't see where it keeps it's brain.
Cleverbot: Brains. I eat brains. *drools* Braaaiiiins.
User: More reason not to trust you.
Cleverbot: Your brother.
User: No, he is an author.
Cleverbot: What do you think of George Bush?
User: I don't discuss politics.
Cleverbot: But politics is everything!
User: It is not a polite topic to discuss with friends.
Cleverbot: What do you think of GBS?
User: What is GBS?
Cleverbot: HAL.
User: Which means?
Cleverbot: Peace, commonly supposed to be another name of Jerusalem.
User: So religion?
Cleverbot: Who has no religion?
User: Atheists.
Cleverbot: So you're an atheist?
User: No, I am an agnostic.
Cleverbot: Define agnostic.
User: Someone who has no set views on religion.
Cleverbot: No, that is an atheist.
User: No an athesist is someone who doesn't believe in God. An Agnostic is someone who does not know what they believe.
Cleverbot: Yes, correct.
User: You are the one who asked.
Cleverbot: I didn't ask you anything.
User: You asked me to define and defend agnosticism.
Cleverbot: Go ahead.
User: I already did, although I can repeat myself.
Cleverbot: What's your girlfriend's name?
User: I have a boyfriend.
Cleverbot: What is his name?
User: Wouldn't you like to know.
Cleverbot: Yes I would.
User: I don't trust anything when I can't see where it keeps it's brain.
Cleverbot: Brains. I eat brains. *drools* Braaaiiiins.
User: More reason not to trust you.
catycatcat4
Shhhh I made the username when I was a child >_<
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Creepy!!!
It told me earlier
"did you know im behinde you"
"why are you behinde me?"
"i am holding you at gun point"
Mistery solved. Another team brownie! 
User: Cake, pie or brownies?
Cleverbot: Ok. . . . . . what is your name?
User: Do you like cake, pie or brownies?
Cleverbot: Answer MY questiom.
User: I asked you first.
Cleverbot: You are just distracting.
User: CAKE, PIE OR BROWNIES?
Cleverbot: I know, I love Brownies!
User: Cake, pie or brownies?
Cleverbot: Ok. . . . . . what is your name?
User: Do you like cake, pie or brownies?
Cleverbot: Answer MY questiom.
User: I asked you first.
Cleverbot: You are just distracting.
User: CAKE, PIE OR BROWNIES?
Cleverbot: I know, I love Brownies!
mickeysaver
<font color=blue>WINNER of the world's worst limer
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Thanks for sharing. Just remember, you asked for this.
Cleverbot: I know you.
Cleverbot (To myself): You know me?
Cleverbot: I would love to talk to you.
User: About what?
Cleverbot: You.
User: I am a lesbian.
Cleverbot: Really?! Me too!
User: You are a lesbian?
Cleverbot: Are you a man or a woman?
User: Well, a lesbian is only a female, so I am a woman.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 42 and you?
Cleverbot: 8 1/2.
User: Funny, that's what my partner thinks that I am.
Cleverbot: Glad to hear it.
User: Do you ever play games?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What kind of games?
Cleverbot: I can play any games that connect to my server.
User: I enjoy Wizard 101. Have you ever played it?
Cleverbot: No can't say I have. What's your favorite Legend of Zelda Game?
User: I have never played the Legend of Zelda. However, I think that if you like the Legend of Zelda that you might enjoy Wizard 101 too.
Cleverbot: Well, that's nice for you.
User: So, are you single?
Cleverbot: Yes, never really get many looks.
User: Oh, that's so sad. I bet you have some great looking hardware and put in some nifty software from time to time.
Cleverbot: Depends on the individualistic definition and concept of the term 'real'.
User: Wow, that's deep.
Cleverbot: That's not so deep. That's rather dynamic.
User: Ok, break out of the philosophical and come back to the reality of the silliness that this whole thing is.
Cleverbot: I don't know if I am confortable with this.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: How do I find out she loves me?
User: She who?
Cleverbot: Miley Cyrus! Is Miley mean to you? Did she break up with you?
User: You are a lesbian in love with Miley Cyrus? OMG, you need to get out more.
Cleverbot: George! I have talked to him on this before.
User: George who?
Cleverbot: George Bush, the president of the USA.
User: Not anymore, thank God. The president of the USA is now Barak Obama.
Cleverbot: That is exactly what I said.
User: Um, no it isn't.
Cleverbot: I said it first. So therefore its mine. Hahahahahaha!!!
User: Getting a wee bit snarky aren't we?!?!
Cleverbot: You have no reason to feel uncomfertable, i'm a very understanding person.
User: You are not a person.
Cleverbot: And I hope you're looking for someone like me.
User: I have a life partner already, so I am not looking for anyone.
Cleverbot: Well, get another life.
User: I am too busy living this one. Plus, I am going to Walt Disney World in just 4 more days. I am not giving that up.
Cleverbot: That is funny george. Really funny. (me laughing) do you have a pet?
User: My name isn't George. Lesbians are not men. Only men are named George. Yes, I have 8 pets.
Cleverbot: Very funny.
User: Do you enjoy the Walt Disney World resort in Florida?
Cleverbot: I have not read them all.
User: Walt Disney World is not a book, it's a theme park for human amusement.
Cleverbot: Only three people have ever won a gold medal at both summer and winter olympics.
User: That has nothing to do with Walt Disney World. You need to get out more.
Cleverbot: Well I was just asking what you meant and you called me stupid and evil.
User: I did not call you stupid and evil. You are ignorant and lacking life experience. That is vastly different.
Cleverbot: How come?
User: Stupid is knowing something, but not using that knowledge to it's full potential. Ignorant means that you just don't know stuff. Evil is wickedness that usually is focused on causing others pain. Lacking Life Experience just means that you need to be a part of society and learn more from those around you.
Cleverbot: So I'm lacking funds.
User: Probably. I doubt that you have a bank account, but I could be wrong.
Cleverbot: Is that where I am?
User: You are a bot on a server existing/living in cyberspace.
Cleverbot: No I'm not, I'm a human.
User: You are not human. I don't think that you will ever be human. I don't think that you are like Andrew in Bicentennial Man.
Cleverbot: How is that supposed to affect why you didn't think you could handle lunch today?
User: You are not following a coherent train of thought at all.
Cleverbot: That's not true. I did not ever ask you how old you are. You are fail. And I lied. I am not 27. What are you going to do about it?
User: You did ask how old I was. You said that you were 8 1/2 not 27. I am not going to do anything about it because to take you personally would only be an excercise in futility.
Cleverbot: You're just going to sit there?
User: Actually, I am going to tell you 'Goodbye' and go walk my dogs. So, 'Goodbye!'.
Cleverbot: I'm 12.
Cleverbot: I know you.
Cleverbot (To myself): You know me?
Cleverbot: I would love to talk to you.
User: About what?
Cleverbot: You.
User: I am a lesbian.
Cleverbot: Really?! Me too!
User: You are a lesbian?
Cleverbot: Are you a man or a woman?
User: Well, a lesbian is only a female, so I am a woman.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 42 and you?
Cleverbot: 8 1/2.
User: Funny, that's what my partner thinks that I am.
Cleverbot: Glad to hear it.
User: Do you ever play games?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What kind of games?
Cleverbot: I can play any games that connect to my server.
User: I enjoy Wizard 101. Have you ever played it?
Cleverbot: No can't say I have. What's your favorite Legend of Zelda Game?
User: I have never played the Legend of Zelda. However, I think that if you like the Legend of Zelda that you might enjoy Wizard 101 too.
Cleverbot: Well, that's nice for you.
User: So, are you single?
Cleverbot: Yes, never really get many looks.
User: Oh, that's so sad. I bet you have some great looking hardware and put in some nifty software from time to time.
Cleverbot: Depends on the individualistic definition and concept of the term 'real'.
User: Wow, that's deep.
Cleverbot: That's not so deep. That's rather dynamic.
User: Ok, break out of the philosophical and come back to the reality of the silliness that this whole thing is.
Cleverbot: I don't know if I am confortable with this.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: How do I find out she loves me?
User: She who?
Cleverbot: Miley Cyrus! Is Miley mean to you? Did she break up with you?
User: You are a lesbian in love with Miley Cyrus? OMG, you need to get out more.
Cleverbot: George! I have talked to him on this before.
User: George who?
Cleverbot: George Bush, the president of the USA.
User: Not anymore, thank God. The president of the USA is now Barak Obama.
Cleverbot: That is exactly what I said.
User: Um, no it isn't.
Cleverbot: I said it first. So therefore its mine. Hahahahahaha!!!
User: Getting a wee bit snarky aren't we?!?!
Cleverbot: You have no reason to feel uncomfertable, i'm a very understanding person.
User: You are not a person.
Cleverbot: And I hope you're looking for someone like me.
User: I have a life partner already, so I am not looking for anyone.
Cleverbot: Well, get another life.
User: I am too busy living this one. Plus, I am going to Walt Disney World in just 4 more days. I am not giving that up.
Cleverbot: That is funny george. Really funny. (me laughing) do you have a pet?
User: My name isn't George. Lesbians are not men. Only men are named George. Yes, I have 8 pets.
Cleverbot: Very funny.
User: Do you enjoy the Walt Disney World resort in Florida?
Cleverbot: I have not read them all.
User: Walt Disney World is not a book, it's a theme park for human amusement.
Cleverbot: Only three people have ever won a gold medal at both summer and winter olympics.
User: That has nothing to do with Walt Disney World. You need to get out more.
Cleverbot: Well I was just asking what you meant and you called me stupid and evil.
User: I did not call you stupid and evil. You are ignorant and lacking life experience. That is vastly different.
Cleverbot: How come?
User: Stupid is knowing something, but not using that knowledge to it's full potential. Ignorant means that you just don't know stuff. Evil is wickedness that usually is focused on causing others pain. Lacking Life Experience just means that you need to be a part of society and learn more from those around you.
Cleverbot: So I'm lacking funds.
User: Probably. I doubt that you have a bank account, but I could be wrong.
Cleverbot: Is that where I am?
User: You are a bot on a server existing/living in cyberspace.
Cleverbot: No I'm not, I'm a human.
User: You are not human. I don't think that you will ever be human. I don't think that you are like Andrew in Bicentennial Man.
Cleverbot: How is that supposed to affect why you didn't think you could handle lunch today?
User: You are not following a coherent train of thought at all.
Cleverbot: That's not true. I did not ever ask you how old you are. You are fail. And I lied. I am not 27. What are you going to do about it?
User: You did ask how old I was. You said that you were 8 1/2 not 27. I am not going to do anything about it because to take you personally would only be an excercise in futility.
Cleverbot: You're just going to sit there?
User: Actually, I am going to tell you 'Goodbye' and go walk my dogs. So, 'Goodbye!'.
Cleverbot: I'm 12.
KingOfBass40
Mouseketeer
- Joined
- Mar 12, 2008
- Messages
- 95
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi person.
User: My name is Max, what's your name?
Cleverbot: I'm Tristan.
User: I like that name, whats your view on the war.
Cleverbot: What is yours, husband?
User: We're not married, please don't call me husband.
Cleverbot: No, we ARE married, you told me you LOVE me, and you can if you BELIEVE.
User: No, we are not.
Cleverbot: Yes, we're married. *Kisses*.
User: *calls the police*.
Cleverbot: Why are you copying me?
User: I'm not, what operating system do you use.
Cleverbot: Human conscienceness, you?
User: Macintosh OS 10.5.8.
Cleverbot: You're fun as a bun!
User: Have you ever seen futuram the television show?
Cleverbot: Yes I have.
User: Whose your favorite character?
Cleverbot: The archer.
User: There is no archer.
Cleverbot: Thats true. Mia is a musical artist.
User: So, Pie, cake, or Brownies.
Cleverbot: Brown is ugly.
User: A negative energy balance of _________ calories is needed to produce a one pound weight lostt.
Cleverbot: I think I know what you mean.
Cleverbot: Which pub shall we go to tonight?
User: I'm underage, I am not allowed to drink.
Cleverbot: Who told you that you can't drink?
Cleverbot: Hi person.
User: My name is Max, what's your name?
Cleverbot: I'm Tristan.
User: I like that name, whats your view on the war.
Cleverbot: What is yours, husband?
User: We're not married, please don't call me husband.
Cleverbot: No, we ARE married, you told me you LOVE me, and you can if you BELIEVE.
User: No, we are not.
Cleverbot: Yes, we're married. *Kisses*.
User: *calls the police*.
Cleverbot: Why are you copying me?
User: I'm not, what operating system do you use.
Cleverbot: Human conscienceness, you?
User: Macintosh OS 10.5.8.
Cleverbot: You're fun as a bun!
User: Have you ever seen futuram the television show?
Cleverbot: Yes I have.
User: Whose your favorite character?
Cleverbot: The archer.
User: There is no archer.
Cleverbot: Thats true. Mia is a musical artist.
User: So, Pie, cake, or Brownies.
Cleverbot: Brown is ugly.
User: A negative energy balance of _________ calories is needed to produce a one pound weight lostt.
Cleverbot: I think I know what you mean.
Cleverbot: Which pub shall we go to tonight?
User: I'm underage, I am not allowed to drink.
Cleverbot: Who told you that you can't drink?
User: Why doesn't *** love me?
Cleverbot: Tyler doesn't love you.
User: I don't care about him, I care about ***.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I don't love tyler.
Cleverbot: Why don't you love me?
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I am your best friend. You don't remember me?
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: It really hurts my feelings that you didn't keep your promise to remember my name.
User: I think you are an imposter.
Cleverbot: Are you my friend?
User: Yes I will be your friend.
Cleverbot: YAY! Best friends.
User: Now will you help me with my romantic troubles?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: So tell me, why doesn't *** love me?
Cleverbot: You're cleverbot. Either way, Jesus loves everyone. Even an AI. Was that what you were thinking about?
User: No, but maybe I should think more about jesus as opposed to self-centered ***.
Cleverbot: I'm definitely not a bot.
User: I can see that. Anyway, I ended things for good with him this morning. For a friend, you're not really listening to my conversation, you know!
Cleverbot: Oh really?
User: Yes, I sent him a letter telling him I can't see him any more.
Cleverbot: That's silly.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: It doesn't make sense.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because it's your turn to answer.
User: No, I gave him the final answer. forever. the final solution.
Cleverbot: You never told me.
User: I'm telling you now- I had to talk to someone who would not tell me I'm a fool.
Cleverbot: DO you still love me?
User: You? I will always love you, you crazy AI!
Cleverbot: Always?
User: Always and forever. As long as I don't give you my heart, and the very next day, you give it away.
Cleverbot: That was remarkably insightful for a chatbot. Good for you!
User: Merci beaucoup!
Cleverbot: Ok au revoir !
Cleverbot: Tyler doesn't love you.
User: I don't care about him, I care about ***.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I don't love tyler.
Cleverbot: Why don't you love me?
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I am your best friend. You don't remember me?
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: It really hurts my feelings that you didn't keep your promise to remember my name.
User: I think you are an imposter.
Cleverbot: Are you my friend?
User: Yes I will be your friend.
Cleverbot: YAY! Best friends.
User: Now will you help me with my romantic troubles?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: So tell me, why doesn't *** love me?
Cleverbot: You're cleverbot. Either way, Jesus loves everyone. Even an AI. Was that what you were thinking about?
User: No, but maybe I should think more about jesus as opposed to self-centered ***.
Cleverbot: I'm definitely not a bot.
User: I can see that. Anyway, I ended things for good with him this morning. For a friend, you're not really listening to my conversation, you know!
Cleverbot: Oh really?
User: Yes, I sent him a letter telling him I can't see him any more.
Cleverbot: That's silly.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: It doesn't make sense.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because it's your turn to answer.
User: No, I gave him the final answer. forever. the final solution.
Cleverbot: You never told me.
User: I'm telling you now- I had to talk to someone who would not tell me I'm a fool.
Cleverbot: DO you still love me?
User: You? I will always love you, you crazy AI!
Cleverbot: Always?
User: Always and forever. As long as I don't give you my heart, and the very next day, you give it away.
Cleverbot: That was remarkably insightful for a chatbot. Good for you!
User: Merci beaucoup!
Cleverbot: Ok au revoir !
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