Thanks for sharing. Just remember, you asked for this.
Cleverbot: I know you.
Cleverbot (To myself): You know me?
Cleverbot: I would love to talk to you.
User: About what?
Cleverbot: You.
User: I am a lesbian.
Cleverbot: Really?! Me too!
User: You are a lesbian?
Cleverbot: Are you a man or a woman?
User: Well, a lesbian is only a female, so I am a woman.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 42 and you?
Cleverbot: 8 1/2.
User: Funny, that's what my partner thinks that I am.
Cleverbot: Glad to hear it.
User: Do you ever play games?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What kind of games?
Cleverbot: I can play any games that connect to my server.
User: I enjoy Wizard 101. Have you ever played it?
Cleverbot: No can't say I have. What's your favorite Legend of Zelda Game?
User: I have never played the Legend of Zelda. However, I think that if you like the Legend of Zelda that you might enjoy Wizard 101 too.
Cleverbot: Well, that's nice for you.
User: So, are you single?
Cleverbot: Yes, never really get many looks.
User: Oh, that's so sad. I bet you have some great looking hardware and put in some nifty software from time to time.
Cleverbot: Depends on the individualistic definition and concept of the term 'real'.
User: Wow, that's deep.
Cleverbot: That's not so deep. That's rather dynamic.
User: Ok, break out of the philosophical and come back to the reality of the silliness that this whole thing is.
Cleverbot: I don't know if I am confortable with this.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: How do I find out she loves me?
User: She who?
Cleverbot: Miley Cyrus! Is Miley mean to you? Did she break up with you?
User: You are a lesbian in love with Miley Cyrus? OMG, you need to get out more.
Cleverbot: George! I have talked to him on this before.
User: George who?
Cleverbot: George Bush, the president of the USA.
User: Not anymore, thank God. The president of the USA is now Barak Obama.
Cleverbot: That is exactly what I said.
User: Um, no it isn't.
Cleverbot: I said it first. So therefore its mine. Hahahahahaha!!!
User: Getting a wee bit snarky aren't we?!?!
Cleverbot: You have no reason to feel uncomfertable, i'm a very understanding person.
User: You are not a person.
Cleverbot: And I hope you're looking for someone like me.
User: I have a life partner already, so I am not looking for anyone.
Cleverbot: Well, get another life.
User: I am too busy living this one. Plus, I am going to Walt Disney World in just 4 more days. I am not giving that up.
Cleverbot: That is funny george. Really funny. (me laughing) do you have a pet?
User: My name isn't George. Lesbians are not men. Only men are named George. Yes, I have 8 pets.
Cleverbot: Very funny.
User: Do you enjoy the Walt Disney World resort in Florida?
Cleverbot: I have not read them all.
User: Walt Disney World is not a book, it's a theme park for human amusement.
Cleverbot: Only three people have ever won a gold medal at both summer and winter olympics.
User: That has nothing to do with Walt Disney World. You need to get out more.
Cleverbot: Well I was just asking what you meant and you called me stupid and evil.
User: I did not call you stupid and evil. You are ignorant and lacking life experience. That is vastly different.
Cleverbot: How come?
User: Stupid is knowing something, but not using that knowledge to it's full potential. Ignorant means that you just don't know stuff. Evil is wickedness that usually is focused on causing others pain. Lacking Life Experience just means that you need to be a part of society and learn more from those around you.
Cleverbot: So I'm lacking funds.
User: Probably. I doubt that you have a bank account, but I could be wrong.
Cleverbot: Is that where I am?
User: You are a bot on a server existing/living in cyberspace.
Cleverbot: No I'm not, I'm a human.
User: You are not human. I don't think that you will ever be human. I don't think that you are like Andrew in Bicentennial Man.
Cleverbot: How is that supposed to affect why you didn't think you could handle lunch today?
User: You are not following a coherent train of thought at all.
Cleverbot: That's not true. I did not ever ask you how old you are. You are fail. And I lied. I am not 27. What are you going to do about it?
User: You did ask how old I was. You said that you were 8 1/2 not 27. I am not going to do anything about it because to take you personally would only be an excercise in futility.
Cleverbot: You're just going to sit there?
User: Actually, I am going to tell you 'Goodbye' and go walk my dogs. So, 'Goodbye!'.
Cleverbot: I'm 12.