Things you'll never hear a DISer say...

[HOGFAN]

" lets bring these mugs back next year and use them again"

 

[mrFDNY]

1. You know honey,why don't we skip going to disney this year,we already been there once.

2. I say we stay off site this time,i hear it's better.

3. To a cm ,can you tell me where the back to the future ride is(in mk)

 

[BrerLizzie]

Why are all the people wearing wrist bands still getting on?

Some guy was fighting with a CM at the SM line about EMH when I was there. He just didn't get it.

 

[Breezy_Carol]

Let's just sleep in. Nobody gets there when they first open.

We'll go to Blizzard Beach at 2 when it gets hot, get a chair, and relax.

 

[NMAmy]

Things you'd never hear a DIS'er say:

I paid rack rate for my room! My travel agent said I got the best price available.

When we were there at Christmas 2004, we were in line for lunch at Cindy's. Some woman cut her way into the front of the line and told me, "I'm just checking in." Get in line, lady, so is everyone else here.

And I also heard this while waiting in a huge line to get into San Angel during Christmas week--"Why would we need reservations to get in?"

 

[SC Minnie]

We are cruising on DCL this fall-- you know 'The Big Red Boat'.

 

[Robinrs]

I guess I must NOT be a DISer because I have not one clue as to what you all are talking about!!!

I guess you have to be on the Theme Parks and Resorts Boards to be in the loop!

 

[cinmell]

Someone asking, while standing at Spaceship Earth, what is the easiest way to get to Disney (meaning the MK)? It cracks me up when people only think of the MK as Disney and not Epcot, AK and Studios.

 

[wendyl]

Loved the ToT ride, but the lobby was filthy!

 

[plgrn]

Someone asking, while standing at Spaceship Earth, what is the easiest way to get to Disney (meaning the MK)? It cracks me up when people only think of the MK as Disney and not Epcot, AK and Studios.

Yes! And that is so common. Drives me crazy. "oh yeah, we got to go to EPCOT on our Orlando trip, but had to skip Disney."

 

[disneymom3]

Things you wouldn't here us ask:

You are going to Disney AGAIN?

Can't I just buy my tickets when I get there?

The food costs how much???

 

[Cool-Beans]

I don't know how to spell "refillable."

I just slapped my kid for talking back.

 

[ohioMickey]

on the Magic Kingdom parking lot tram...

"Where's Mobility 76?"

 

[L107ANGEL]

Loved the ToT ride, but the lobby was filthy!

Dino-Land is just like those '50s roadside attractions I remember!

What's the sense in being at the turnstile at park opening?

How did you get this room for $145 while it cost us $190?

Where do I get the monorail to Animal Kingdom?


Bill From PA

 

[disneymom3]

Bump to see others answers.

 

[paigevz]

We'll just walk from Disney over to the Animal Kingdom, it can't be that far.

What's the big deal? Animal Kingdom is just a zoo. You can go to the zoo at home.

No way am I getting up early. I'm on vacation. We'll miss the crowds by sleeping in.

When we start landing, look out the window to see the castle.

I know we don't have a reservation, but it's her BIRTHDAY. (to which the CM replied, "Ma'am, there are about 20 kids here having a birthday".)

 

[TinkerTracy]

Proabably the number one thing never uttered by a DIS'er:

Let's go somewhere else this year

 

[Dr.Pluto]

Let's eat at Emeril's tonight.

 

[Dr.Pluto]

We'll just call a cab when we get to the airport.

 

[Dr.Pluto]

Let's just go to Six Flags. It's so much closer.