mommy*RN
<font color=limegreen>Does Imodium work for verbal
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and
randomly put them in peoples carts
when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in
Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on
the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and
tell him/her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in housewares ..... and
see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and
ask to put a bag of M&M's on
layaway.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR'
sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping
department and tell other shoppers
you'll invite them in if they'll
bring pillows from the bedding
department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can
help you, begin to cry and ask
'Why can't you people just leave
me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera;
use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the
hunting department, ask the clerk
if he knows where the anti-depressants
are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously,
loudly humming the "Mission Impossible"
theme.
12. In the auto department, practice
your "Madonna look" using different
size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when
people browse through, say "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes
over the loud speaker, assume
the fetal position and scream
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
( And; last, but not least!)
15. Go into a fitting room and
shut the door and wait a while;
and, then, yell, very loudly,
"There is no toilet paper in here!"
randomly put them in peoples carts
when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in
Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on
the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and
tell him/her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in housewares ..... and
see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and
ask to put a bag of M&M's on
layaway.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR'
sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping
department and tell other shoppers
you'll invite them in if they'll
bring pillows from the bedding
department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can
help you, begin to cry and ask
'Why can't you people just leave
me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera;
use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the
hunting department, ask the clerk
if he knows where the anti-depressants
are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously,
loudly humming the "Mission Impossible"
theme.
12. In the auto department, practice
your "Madonna look" using different
size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when
people browse through, say "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes
over the loud speaker, assume
the fetal position and scream
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
( And; last, but not least!)
15. Go into a fitting room and
shut the door and wait a while;
and, then, yell, very loudly,
"There is no toilet paper in here!"
You sneezed, right?
