Things That Make You Go Hmmmmmmm

[auntie]

I heard she spent Easter with her sick parents so they wouldn't be alone, listening to her 11 year old nephew curse like he was a truck driver while his parents said nothing. (no offense to truck drivers..in fact, I'd venture to say they have better manners than to curse at the Easter dinner table in front of their grandmas) Then she went home to spend some Easter time with her husband who was too sick to go out.. only to get a call from her brother, telling them they were going out of business in about three months.
So...the polar bear plunge thing ..didn't seem like a bad idea..but hey...what do I know?....

Family...dont ya just love em?....

 

[2goofycampers]

I heard she spent Easter with her sick parents so they wouldn't be alone, listening to her 11 year old nephew curse like he was a truck driver while his parents said nothing. (no offense to truck drivers..in fact, I'd venture to say they have better manners than to curse at the Easter dinner table in front of their grandmas) Then she went home to spend some Easter time with her husband who was too sick to go out.. only to get a call from her brother, telling them they were going out of business in about three months.
So...the polar bear plunge thing ..didn't seem like a bad idea..but hey...what do I know?....

Family...dont ya just love em?....

Maybe she should take the family to the Zoo and push them in the polar bear exhibit.

 

[auntie]

Maybe she should take the family to the Zoo and push them in the polar bear exhibit.

I think you've got something there Denise...VERY good idea.

Just remember...If you happen hear anything about families being thrown into polar bear pits..you didn't read about it here.

 

[AuburnJen92]

I have to agree that she must have been mentally impaired

Yes, normal people don't want their butt bitten by a polar bear...much less their shoulder and back too! OMG!

 

[des1954]

Hmmmmmm.....is that Al in the front with Jim guarding his flank??

That's one thing that makes me go "Hmmmmmm!"

 

[ntsammy5]

Here's the full sized one - used to do this for a living, many moons ago.

Jim had better not shoot me in my flank!

 

[2goofycampers]

Here's the full sized one - used to do this for a living, many moons ago.

Jim had better not shoot me in my flank!

Makes stall #2 look good, high and dry.

 

[2goofycampers]

http://247wallst.com/2009/04/15/twelve-major-brands-that-will-disappear/

I hope this doesn't happen.

 

[auntie]

Talk about things that make you go "hmmmm?"..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lc8_JK_zm8s&feature=related

 

[Born 2 Fish]

doughnuts,,,Mmmmmmmmm




oh wait , you said Hmmmmmmm,,never mind.

 

[PolynesianPixie]

?????? WTH? What was someone thiking?

 

[ftwildernessguy]

Here's the full sized one - used to do this for a living, many moons ago.

Jim had better not shoot me in my flank!

Ever see an exit wound from an m-16 round? Not a pretty sight. I would never shoot you in the flank.

 

[ntsammy5]

Yeah - leaves quite a hole, but sometimes I like making holes. A .50 makes a bigger hole though, if it leaves enough behind!

 

[ftwildernessguy]

Course you were probably shot with an AK, which makes a different kind of hole.

 

[ntsammy5]

Course you were probably shot with an AK, which makes a different kind of hole.

Actually shrapnel and a 12.7mm (it went through lots of stuff before it got to me, otherwise i wouldn't be posting here now) it just kinda grazed my side.

 

[ftwildernessguy]

A .45 makes a real mess when somebody tries to finish themselves off but changes their mind at the last minute.

 

[2goofycampers]

5 Things You Never Knew Your Cell Phone Could Do

For all the folks with cell phones. (This should be printed and kept in your car, purse, wallet. Good information to have with you.)


There are a few things that can be done in times of grave
emergencies.
Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it:

FIRST
The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile&n bsp;is 112. If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly, this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. Try it out.

SECOND
Have you locked your keys in the car?
Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock
button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end.



Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other "remote" for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk).

Editor's Note: It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a cell phone!"

THIRD
Hidden Battery Power
Imagine your cell battery is very low. To activate, press the keys *3370#. Your cell phone will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your cell phone next time.

FOURTH
How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?
To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on your phone: *#06#. A 15-digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe.

When your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless. You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones.


And Finally....

FIFTH
Free Directory Service for Cells
Cell phone companies are charging us $1.00 to $1.75 or more for 411 information calls when they don't have to. Most of us do not carry a telephone directory in our vehicle, which makes this situation even more of a problem. When you need to use the 411 information option, simply dial: (800) FREE411, or (800) 373-3411 without incurring any charge at all. Program this into your cell phone now.

 

[Tigger0624]

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.'

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
'You better pray that it will come out of the carpet.'

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
'If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!'

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
'Because I said so, that's why.'

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me.'

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
'Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.'

7. My mother taught me IRONY
'Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.'

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
'Shut your mouth and eat your supper.'

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
'Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!'

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
'You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone.'

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
'This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.'

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
'If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!'

13 My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
'I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.'

14.My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
'Stop acting like your father!'

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
'There are millions of less fortunate children in this world
who don't have wonderful parents like you do.'

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
'Just wait until we get home.'

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
'You are going to get it when you get home!'

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
'If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way.'

19. My mother taught me ESP.
'Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?'

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
'When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me.'

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
'If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.'

22.My mother taught me GENETICS.
'You're just like your father.'

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
'Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?'

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
'When you get to be my age, you'll understand.'

25. And my favorite:






My mother taught me about JUSTICE
'One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Always store cans of baked beans upside down. When you open the top and tip out the contents, every single bean will shoot straight out without the need to spoon any out.






I just read this,,I hav'nt tried this,,but if you worked where we work, I'd believe just bout anything.

 

[auntie]

Always store cans of baked beans upside down. When you open the top and tip out the contents, every single bean will shoot straight out without the need to spoon any out.








I just read this,,I hav'nt tried this,,but if you worked where we work, I'd believe just bout anything.

Beans..


Are you sure you posted this in the correct thread Frank?
Shouldn't it be in "Things that make you go ".... Darn..couldn't find a fart smiley..