Things Most Women Will Never Say

[SuiteDisney]

You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for
ignoring me.

That was fun, when will all of your friends be over to watch pornos again?

The new girl in my office is a stripper, I invited her over for dinner
on Friday.

While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still recover.

Bar food again?? All Right!!!

I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has
class.

That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her.

I love hearing stories about your old girlfriends, tell me more.

I like using this new lawn mower so much more than the old one, what a wonderful Valentine's day !

Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore.

It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers.

I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it
again.

Damn! I love it when my pillow smells like your cigars and scotch.

You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya big silly.

You are so much smarter than my father.

If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch Sports Center.

 

[DaveH]

 

[olena]

 

[shep]

Originally posted by DaveH

That pretty much sums it up..

 

[browneyes]

Originally posted by ***********
If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch Sports Center.

Actually Sis, I have said that, or close to it. I don't watch Sports Center, but I have told him he'd have to let me watch a baseball or football game. (he hates baseball and football, I don't ) I guess I'm not most women.

 

[Kermit]

LOL

You are so much smarter than my father.

This one was particularly funny to me. DH isn't much of a handyman, so every time he takes on a new project, I ask him if he wants me to call my dad.

 

[CamColt]

ROFL! Actually, I can say I somewhat agree with 4 of them. I guess Im not too bad of a wife, huh?

 

[Tony-NJ]

LOL!!!

 

[binny]

apparently I am not most women

LOL


I have said several of those.

 

[Serena]

I have never said any of them. lol

 

[tnkrbell]

LOL I would not think a few of them are far off!!! So what does that say about me? lol

 

[goofygirl]

SO TRUE!

I will never say any of those things except for maybe:

"While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still recover."

because I DO like football

 

[JulesMom]

Very funny!

 

[Jeff in BigD]

LOL