Things kids say and do

[SnowAngel]

I was talking to my 6 yo dd on the phone and she told me she couldn't talk anymore that she had gotten an earache from talking on the phone

My 8yo dd cleaned the family room (vacuumed and everything) because she said the place reminded her of a zoo with lions and tigers and bears

My 6yo also drew me a map so I can find my way home.

 

[CEDmom]

Thoses are too funny My 3 1/2 yo DD comes out with some doozies that just make DH and I crack up.

 

[SnowAngel]

I forgot one...

My 6yo dd likes to say "I love you to the moon and the universe and beyond and back again"

 

[Pooh93]

Awww...kids are funny aren't they?

 

[suzannen]

Last night my 8 year old DD had pink rollers in her hair, had just had me put pink nail polish on her hands and feet, was wrapped in a pink robe with cream on her face, and she asked me "Mommy, am I a tomboy?" My DH & I fell off the sofa laughing.

 

[Poohnatic]

My little guy was funny a few months back (he's funny every day, loves to crack mommy and daddy up)

Anyway, we were potty training and he came up to me and announced "Mommy, I peepeed in the potty. I go to Disney World!"
Not quite the SuperBowl, but still really funny.

A few weeks ago, I was writing letters and asking him what they were. He was doing so so, but the funniest was when I got to U and he said "Magnet".

Suzanne

 

[Uncle Scar]

My nephew said one of his friends from England talked with a slither (accent). So anytime someone uses the wrong word or misprounounces something in the family, we say they slithered.

 

[FOJMO]

When our DD (17) was little, about 5 years old, we were in a Pizza Hut around Thanksgiving time and she called the cornucopia the "cornaphobia". My DH said "what's that? a fear of corn???"

We still laugh about that!