They're Decorating! Not!

[NJ Mike]

(Singing, while walking down main street)

It's begininng to look alot like maggots,
everywhere you go
Take a look at the pumpkin heads
boy it smells like they're dead
and now the flies are swarming to and fro

It's beginning to look a lot like maggots,
all over the place
but the scariest sight you'll see
are the flies that soon will be
landing on your face

Some candy canes white and red
and a tree that's not dead
is the wish of Taryn and mal
Lights that will blink
and no more streets that stink
is our hope cause those things are foul

And all of us want halloween to just be over now...


Poor bing is rolling in his grave lol. (he is dead right? lol)

 

[tolkien7]

Thanks, MousseDude - I actually laughed out loud.

 

[Decoy]

Sweet poem Dude!!!!

 

[Captain Brain]

Cookie,awesome song!!!

 

[kaitykatz7]

My little poem:
VMK oh VMK,
Your streets are scarier then mine
We say Christmas,
You say Halloween
We say MerryMerryXmas,
You say trick or treat
When will you decide,
Sugar is bad for your teeth!
You do think that's funny right..?( Thanks mousse for letting me say MerryMerryXmas!

 

[TinkerBelle2992]

To tune of Jingle Bells..

VMK Staff, VMK Staff
When will you realize?
Halloween was was over October 31st
And the pumpkins are still up!
VMK Staff, VMK Staff
The pumpkins are starting to rot
When will you realize,
It's Chrismastime after all!

 

[PurpleDuck]

MomsGoneGoofy and MousseDude, woot! Keep 'em coming!

 

[BriarRosie]

Oh! I loved DoomCookie and MousseDude's Christmas songs with Halloween lyrics. The funny thing is that the Adventurers Club's Halloween Show features the same thing! The premise is that other holidays have "stolen"
classic Halloween songs and changed them around.

So to the tune of "Jingle Bells", I bring you the AC version of "Walking Dead":

Oh Walking Dead, Walking Dead,
Zombies all the way,
Always will come after you
No matter what you say - AH!!
Walking Dead, Walking Dead
Your soul you cannot save
Oh what fun, it is to writhe
In a one corpse open grave!

I just love that.

 

[LuvN~Travel]

Ok you guys are the greatest. I had no idea what I was starting....
Glad I wasn't drinking when I read these!
Kim

 

[cteddiesgirl]

hahahaha!!!


You guys are sooo funny!
Thanks for making me laugh.

 

[kitashus]

Ok you guys are the greatest. I had no idea what I was starting....
Glad I wasn't drinking when I read these!
Kim

Oh, now there's an idea! Everybody grab a drink and re-read those posts (while humming the appropriate tune of course! ).

 

[LuvN~Travel]

I don't need a drink, I have pain meds for that! Talk about walking around with a buzz for a few days....
Kim

 

[NJ Mike]

ok, the kids are listening to holly jolly christmas right now on the radio so...

Have a stinky rotten pumpkin,
you can take the one right here
I don't know, just when they'll go
they could stay up all year

have a stinky rotten pumpkin
and when you walk down the street
you'll be despised
for all the flies
around you head to feet

oh no, it all must go
the pumpkins and the bats
candy still on the ground
attracting all the rats

Have a stinky rotten pumpkin,
and in case you didnt hear
oh by golly,
there will be no holly for christmas this year.

(Yes, i know, put down the mouse and step away from the keyboard lol)

 

[jazstar87]

HAHAHAHA,

Now that was a good one i had tears in my eyes

 

[Tiinkerbelle]

Lol, just to say something . The Haunted Mansion has looked like that since they first put the room up in VMK.

 

[qruthie]

Is it too late to hire Peter, Peter Pumpkin Eater to take care of VMK?

qruthie (the 'q' is silent)

 

[Decoy]

Is it too late to hire Peter, Peter Pumpkin Eater to take care of VMK?

qruthie (the 'q' is silent)

I think so. Even he does not like rotten pumpkins!!!

This is a clear job for the department of sanitation...

 

[aprncess]

Those VMK Pumpkin Christmas Songs were the BEST......I could not stop laughing. I started out singing them just fine but for each one towards the end I was laughing so hard, the tune was gone and replaced with hearty laughter ...Thank You!

 

[disvaclub92]

Would that be so funny - if they start having a Christmas Carol Contest? I see a few winners here.

 

[HollyJoy]

OMG Dude, that was hilarous! Thanks for the laugh!!!