They're Decorating! Not!

[threeboysmom]

These are so funny!! Who knew we had such talent right here on the DIS! WOOT!!

 

[Tiinkerbelle]

I think I have one, infact I'm just taking some words from the Nightmare Before Christmas song.

What's this?
What's this?
Pumpkins everywhere!
What's this? What's this?
Ah their in my hair!
Rotting and wasting for all to see,
Why can't they just let us be.
Can't you see Christmas is here,
Pumpkins go away -poof- disappear!
What's this? What's this?
Candy turning green?
What's this? What's this?
Maggots on the screen?
Crawling and eating the candies all around,
But look still no snow to be found.
Lights hung nicely on the tree,
but where in VMK is thee?

 

[threeboysmom]

That was very good Tinkerbelle!! Wow!

I just made up one too to the tune of O Christmas Tree (yeah, I picked the easiest carol I could find! LOL!)

O Halloween, O Halloween,
How rotten are your pumpkins!
O Halloween, O Halloween,
How rotten are your pumpkins!

At first you were so very cute,
But now you make us want to PUKE!!!
O Halloween, O Halloween,
How rotten are your pumpkins!

O Halloween, O Halloween,
Much loathing doth thou bring us.
O Halloween, O Halloween,
Much loathing doth thou bring us.

Get rid of all the Main Street stuff.
I speak for all – we’ve had ENOUGH!!!
O Halloween, O Halloween,
Much loathing doth thou bring us.

 

[Tiinkerbelle]

 

[iluvcountry]

To the tune of "Frosty the Snow Man" (First verse over and over again)

VMK had pumpkins,
Oh many yes indeed.
They smell so bad,
We hardly had a
Happy Halloween.

VMK had pumpkins,
But pumpkins no more.
I say we shove them
out the door cause
Christmastime is here.

VMK had pumpkins,
And still have them now.
Why can't they melt like
Snowmans do when
Their time is up?

 

[lovethattink]

Great songs! They brightened up my day, thanks!

 

[LuvN~Travel]

Okay now that the meds have me in their grip, here is my song:

Oh Pumpkin Tree
Oh Pumpkin Tree,
How stinky are thy branches.

Oh Pumpkin Tree
Oh Pumpkin Tree,
How stinky are thy branches.

The Halloween Holiday
Has more than gone away,
Oh Pumpkin Tree
Oh Pumpkin Tree,
How stinky are thy branches.

Christmas colors are red and green,
Not the orange and black we've seen,
Oh Pumpkin Tree
Oh Pumpkin Tree,
How stinky are thy branches.

Now let's see a show of hands from those who can't get that out
of their head.
Kim

 

[kaitykatz7]

Me! (That's the best I can get to sticking my hand up so...LOL)Heres my song to the tune of rodouph:
Jack-o-lantern the shiny pumpkin
Smelt really really bad
And if you ever smelt it,
You would turn and run
All of the other pumpkins,
used to laugh and cal him names
they never let poor Jack-o-lantern join in any pumpkin games
they one foggy halloween,
Jack the skull came to say,
Jack-o-lantern with your smell so bad
Won't you join me tonight?
Then all the pumpkins loved him loved him
As they shout out with glee
Jack-o-lantern you'll go down in smelly VMK pumpkin attacked VMK history!