There was an old lady....

[jfulcer]

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.

I don't know why, she swallowed a fly.

Perhaps she'll die.

 

[Pam]

Oh great, Jeff - I'm sitting here with that little ditty running through my head and for the life of me I can't remember what she swallowed nest!

Did you read this book to your girls tonight??

 

[eeyore74]

I can't remember either and it's running in my head, too!! lol Wasn't it a bird next? Then a cat.. and a dog... ??

Did she ever swallow a horse???

 

[HauntedMansionGeek]

I have the song in my piano book but I'm too lazy to type it out.

Let's just say the woman swallowed a WHOLE LOT of things!!!


p.s. in the end.....................












SHE DIES!
LOL LOL

 

[Samandmom]

I know an old lady who swallowed a fly. I don't know why she swallowed the fly. Perhaps she'll die.
I know an old lady who swallowed a spider that wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. I don't know why she swallowed the fly. Perhaps she'll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a bird. How absurd to swallow a bird. She swallowed the bird to catch the spider that wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. I don't know why she swallowed the fly. Perhaps she'll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a cat. Think of that to swallow a cat! She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, she swallowed the bird to catch the spider that wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. I don't know why she swallowed the fly. Perhaps she'll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a dog. Oh what a hog, to swallow a dog! She swallowed the dog to catch the cat, she swallowed the cat to catch the bird, she swallowed the bird to catch the spider that wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. I don't know why she swallowed the fly. Perhaps she'll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a goat. Popped open her throat, and swallowed a goat! She swallowed the goat to catch the dog, she swallowed the dog to catch the cat, she swallowed the cat to catch the bird, she swallowed the bird to catch the spider that wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. I don't know why she swallowed the fly. Perhaps she'll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a cow. Don't ask me how, but she swallowed a cow! She swallowed the cow to catch the goat, she swallowed the goat to catch the dog, she swallowed the dog to catch the cat, she swallowed the cat to catch the bird, she swallowed the bird to catch the spider that wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. I don't know why she swallowed the fly. Perhaps she'll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a horse. She died, of course!

DS and I know this song by heart. (No I did not type the whole song in) It is on one of his tapes and we listen to it all the time.

 

[ibouncetoo]

OK, now do this one:


"This is the house that Jack built,
this is the malt that lay in the house that Jack built.......

 

[dianeschlicht]

Good to see you here Jfulcer! Haven't seen you around for awhile!

 

[jfulcer]

Yeah samandmom!

<B>BUT</B> What is the moral to the story?

 

[nativetxn]

There's a moral to that story, Jeff? LOL, I didn't know.

Good to see you here, today