There is no such thing


Which is exactly why I stopped asking questions here! Everything becomes a snark or a debate. Not worth it.
 
Kind of reminds me of...

Question: How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer: 56

- One to ask, "How do you change a lightbulb?"
- One to change the lightbulb
- Two to share similar experiences of changing lightbulbs
- Three to explain how the lightbulb could have been changed differently
- Five to argue which brand of lightbulb is best
- Four to caution others about the dangers of changing light bulbs
- Three to point out spelling/grammar errors in other replies
- Four to flame the spelling/grammar posts
- Two to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"
- Another three to condemn those two as anal-retentive
- One more to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
- Three to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs
- Two to say "Search the web for 'change light bulb'"
- Two to suggest that posters read the light bulb FAQ
- Three to flame the people who didn't just answer the question
- One more to argue the "Give a man a fish/Teach a man to fish" approach
- Two to post the "Give a man a match" joke in response
- One to post about how the light bulb burning out is the result of a government/corporate/religious conspiracy
- One to post that LED-based lamps are much better, so you shouldn't be using lightbulbs anyway
- Two to condemn LED-based lamps as impractical, esoteric, and expensive
- Two to continue nit-picking details long after everybody else has lost interest
- Five to say "Didn't we go through this already last week?"
- Two to post that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
- One newbie to bump the topic six months from now and start it all over again
 
Yup, some of the vultures...er, posters...here just lie in wait to pounce on you for the simplest of things. Kind of sad, really. :sad2:
 
:rotfl2: :rotfl: :lmao: OMG i just about died laughing at this!! Cause its so true!! :rotfl2: :rotfl::lmao:
Question: How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer: 56

- One to ask, "How do you change a lightbulb?"
- One to change the lightbulb
- Two to share similar experiences of changing lightbulbs
- Three to explain how the lightbulb could have been changed differently
- Five to argue which brand of lightbulb is best
- Four to caution others about the dangers of changing light bulbs
- Three to point out spelling/grammar errors in other replies
- Four to flame the spelling/grammar posts
- Two to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"
- Another three to condemn those two as anal-retentive
- One more to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
- Three to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs
- Two to say "Search the web for 'change light bulb'"
- Two to suggest that posters read the light bulb FAQ
- Three to flame the people who didn't just answer the question
- One more to argue the "Give a man a fish/Teach a man to fish" approach
- Two to post the "Give a man a match" joke in response
- One to post about how the light bulb burning out is the result of a government/corporate/religious conspiracy
- One to post that LED-based lamps are much better, so you shouldn't be using lightbulbs anyway
- Two to condemn LED-based lamps as impractical, esoteric, and expensive
- Two to continue nit-picking details long after everybody else has lost interest
- Five to say "Didn't we go through this already last week?"
- Two to post that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
- One newbie to bump the topic six months from now and start it all over again
 

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