The Zombie Apocalypse has begun! Your stuck in Disney, where would you hide/defend?

[Vivianne]

Well, while we're at it we can offer them food from the:
ABC Commissary at DHS. and then try to entertain them with free passes
to Sounds Dangerous.

That may cause them to have second thoughts in pursuing the die hard Disney fans.

 

[kirrrby]

You're gonna need a corpse-rake!

http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly_p1.html

Awh, come on. That article really killed my imagination. Oh well.

All the acid in the Beverley may be able to melt the skin right off those zombies.

Maybe someone should get on Jungle Cruise and steal some machetes so we can lob the heads off if they get too close.

and in the meantime i'll sell some to Trader Sam.



I'd rather fight them than be holed up. (disregard my previous post) I'm kind of a chicken, and I was pretty bad at Call of Duty zombies until I played it with a couple of my military friends which is why i'd be holed up in a monorail. If you were in Epcot though you could take the alcohol they sell there and some rags and make Molotov Cocktails.

Also, i'd avoid all the non-face characters. Who knows what could be under those big heads. (Insert Zombie Smiley here)

 

[MinnieLovesMickey]

All the acid in the Beverley may be able to melt the skin right off those zombies.

Maybe someone should get on Jungle Cruise and steal some machetes so we can lob the heads off if they get too close.

Maybe we can get Trader Sam to help us.

 

[GreenDog]

I don't know, but I am sure as heck staying away from Haunted Mansion at that point!!

 

[SafetyPinndSally]

Trader Sam's business will probably triple in one night.

I'd much rather be fighting zombies than hiding from them. It might be a good idea to get Abe out of the Hall of Presidents...he's apparently good a killing vampires he might be pretty good at killing zombies too.

 

[kisobel]

All I found were Sno balls...

great zombieland reference. i think i would pick the country bear jamboree. zombie's have better musical taste. though after a few days i might be willing to join the undead ranks.

kate

 

[Raetz]

Stitch's Great Escape, even zombies are smart enough not to waste time in there at Disney World.

 

[jackieinJuneau]

My first thought was to grab a monorail and strand it but someone got to it before me, guess I need to do more cardio My second choice would be to commandeer a large vehicle that could be made defensible. I think a one of the Halloween parade floats wood be fantastic to go marauding around in
Also I think character out fits might provide some protection I think I would be really hard for a zombie to bite through Minnie's head I would stay mobile in order to find the safest places and acquire food and weapons.

Sounds like my kind of vacation

 

[Jedi]

id stock up on a ton of food etc and just barricade the entrances to the upper part of the imagination pavilion

 

[MinnieLovesMickey]

Better bump this before the zombies catch up to us!

Maybe we can coax all of the zombies over to Captain Eo, after all, MJ was their leader in Thriller.

 

[starlionblue]

Yeah, but hypothetically you wouldn't have a M14 with you at WDW when the dead start walking the earth. Whereas, it's not that unusual to see someone walking around the MK with a cricket bat. Swwwwinggg!

Also, you people who preferred firearms, did you not see that Angelina Jolie film "Wanted"? The Russian butcher told James McAvoy something about knives and bats: "They're easy to hide and they never run out of bullets." Hmm, I think I'll stick with a metal cricket bat and maybe a simple double-barrel shotgun. Last thing you need is your loaded gun going *click* when you pull the trigger!

 

[POOHsie]

Get Zombies into Carousel of Progress. Close and lock the outside doors. Turn everything on and let the Zombies go in circles listening to "It's a Great, Big, Beautiful Tomorrow" until their heads explode, a la "Mars Attacks."

 

[Disney Blues]

Get Zombies into Carousel of Progress. Close and lock the outside doors. Turn everything on and let the Zombies go in circles listening to "It's a Great, Big, Beautiful Tomorrow" until their heads explode, a la "Mars Attacks."

Thats pretty good

 

[kimmar067]

The Swiss Family Robinson tree house! Zombies were the first thing I thought of when I climbed it.

We'd have to bring our own food though...

...hey, you have Dole Whips right across the way...

 

[Orangeandwild]

Some of you people are radical...

I'm more afraid of you than the zombies....

We are a military family, so it is not going to be pretty when we get done with those annoying zombies

When it is over, my family with be among the survivors We will emerge from the Norway Stave Church, walking in the first rays of sunshine looking at all the destruction and wondering if this will shorten the line that day on Toy Story Mania

 

[KatieCollette]

wondering if this will shorten the line that day on Toy Story Mania

LOL come on, even in the face of a zombie induced massacre, people will still be there at rope drop running to get their FP!

Here's a good article to help us prepare for this zombie apocalypse, compliments of the wonderful people over at the CDC.

http://www.bt.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp

 

[nytimez]

We are a military family, so it is not going to be pretty when we get done with those annoying zombies

When it is over, my family with be among the survivors We will emerge from the Norway Stave Church, walking in the first rays of sunshine looking at all the destruction and wondering if this will shorten the line that day on Toy Story Mania

Not to burst your bubble, but the first thing that happens in every zombie movie is that the military is overwhelmed and destroyed, leading to abandoned tanks and handy sacks of weapons and ammo left in strategic locations.

You need to think outside the military paradigm if you want to survive the zombie apocalypse!

 

[OhioStateBuckeye]

I really have to think a Jungle Cruise boat might do the trick. They have the hippo shooting gun already there, and I can just stop off at the camps around the river when I need supplies.

If the hippo gun fails, I'll get em with corny jokes.

 

[BRERALEX]

Someone else mentioned Discovery Island.

I'm stealing a ferry full of supplies and stranding it at Discovery Island.

It would be pretty awesome to see a wave pool of zombies at Typhoon Lagoon.

 

[ppb1701]

monster's inc, get mike to open a door, will laugh for food...