The Yayas return to sea.....

[Helopoh]

Dylan is such a cutie!!!

I still have no time to Ketchup.. Going back down to Celebrate Dorians Birthday with him and his father who has resorted to the Dreamcast for a few hours of fun. I will try and ketchup later.

 

[dizneenut]

PAM!!! Good to see you girl. I missed you!!

Jeannie, you are just too much!!

Happy Birthday, Dylan. What a cutie he is!

 

[Kama89]

Um.... I'm still not sure about that torture and humiliation thing tho....

But but but.... it's so much fun!! Ok, how about this? They stay, and I go get Ed from the island...they can be his cabin tarts... I'm sure they'd make him very happy! No? Darn it! Alright alright... I give up. Sheesh!

Mwahahahahahahaha!!!!! Hey, I like this. Semi-evil goatee and an eeee-vil laugh. Ahhh... this should be a fun trip to the... mountains.

Mountains can be very.... exciting.

Dylan is a cutie!!! Happy birthday to you Dylan!! I hope you're having a wonderful day!! Enjoy those tacos!!!

Pam!!!! OMG!! I thought you'd turned in your YaYa membership card or somethin'!! I'm pretty sure we don't have B.O.... I showered earlier today.... *See reference to said shower a few pages back*

Ah yes Pam... Being "one with nature" is indeed an exhilarating experience is it not?!

Hey there Denise!! I hope Dorian is having a wonderful birthday too!

Kimmy, I didn't sneat earlier? Heh heh heh heh heh heh...

Nope. Don't tell the other YaYas I said that though.... I have this sweet & innocent line I'm trying out on them and I think they're beginning to buy it, so the shower thing will have to be our little secret, okay?

 

[Pam]

Sherry,
Hello, back! I missed all of you!!!

Lars,
Dylan is sooooo cute! Birthday wishes to him!

Is it Dorian's birthday, too?? If so - Happy Birthday!
Pam

 

[Pam]

Kim,
Just beware of the briar patch!! Hey, I showered too!!! But I didn't use Herbal Essences shampoo!

Pam

 

[LucyStorm]

It was a dark and stormy night.....HI PAM!!!!!.....and the ship was tossing on the white capped waves. Below deck, Jay was playing poker with the rats while Marilyn kept falling off the ladder as she tried to hang her antler chandelier in the stateroom. The disco ball was swaying to and fro and giving odd reflections of light on the walls of the cabin.

Meanwhile, Kim is in her cabin laughing diabolically at the plans that she has for the cabin wenches. Jodie is holed up in the Elder Yaya stateroom with Brad and there are strange noises coming from her side of the room.

Down in sick bay, Bonnie, Sherrie, Michele, and Elaine are preparing the torture devices for Kimmy to use on Malibu Barbie and the Space Queen.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

 

[Meriweather]

PAM!!! We thought one of your "projects" got back at ya!!
Glad you found your way back!

Happy birthday Dorian and Dylan!! Lots of birthdays today.

GP...... Too funny!! I think Kim likes all the attention A's getting.

Carol's sick today

Gotta go write a couple of letters.............

 

[LucyStorm]

I am a baking fool tonight. So far I have made pot roast, chocolate chip cookies, and lemon pudding pound cake. I gotta quit or I'm going to have to jog to Virginia and workout 10 hours on Jodie's bowflex.

The problem with the boss is not her political ties at the organization, it is the organization's philosophy to try to work with someone until it is clear that they will not do what they have to do to be a part of the team. They are in the stage with her where she is being warned that she needs to change and become a team player. It's part of their culture change plan. Hopefully she will either change or get the hell out of Dodge.

Oh, and I got my yaya sister charm today along with a bushel of fresh grapefruit from my mom (who is in the Rio Grande Valley). I really like the UPS guy today!

 

[LucyStorm]

Well, geez. I finally get back to start the story, and you have all deserted me.

____________________________________________________

Pam, Beth, Nancy, and Carol are in the casino playing slots and attempting not to spill their drinks as the ship rolls with the waves. Jeannie is onstage doing her best Charo imitation, wearing a red spangled dress and a big white feather boa. All the other yayas are in the audience, wearing masks of amazement (that Jeannie can really sing!)

Apolo is in the cargo bay putting the finishes touches on the wax job of the black Lamborghini he plans to give to Kimmy for being his number one fan......

 

[Kama89]

Originally posted by LucyStorm
It was a dark and stormy night.....HI PAM!!!!!.....and the ship was tossing on the white capped waves. Below deck, Jay was playing poker with the rats while Marilyn kept falling off the ladder as she tried to hang her antler chandelier in the stateroom. The disco ball was swaying to and fro and giving odd reflections of light on the walls of the cabin.

Meanwhile, Kim is in her cabin laughing diabolically at the plans that she has for the cabin wenches. Jodie is holed up in the Elder Yaya stateroom with Brad and there are strange noises coming from her side of the room.

Down in sick bay, Bonnie, Sherrie, Michele, and Elaine are preparing the torture devices for Kimmy to use on Malibu Barbie and the Space Queen.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Ooooh... yes yes!! Make those toture devices ev-il ladies!! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!

GP...... Too funny!! I think Kim likes all the attention A's getting.

Attention... or... could you mean... exposure, Nancy?

Well, okay...yeah... I'll take either one, actually....although... he does look a bit... ummm... odd, here.

Apolo is in the cargo bay putting the finishes touches on the wax job of the black Lamborghini he plans to give to Kimmy for being his number one fan......

A fan?! That's all I am? .... and all this time I thought he loved me like no other. That's what his tag said...remember?!?! A Lamborghini huh? Ooooh.... well, he does know my tastes well, I'll give him that!!

 

[Kama89]

Hopefully she will either change or get the hell out of Dodge.

Do you think there's a snowball's chance she'll ever change, Bonnie? Personally, I've got my fingers crossed for option number two. How much time are they required to give her in order to make these changes?

Yay! Bonnie's YaYa charm came!! Oh! Nancy!? I finally ordered my Grace charm today!! Also ordered the little hula girl.

 

[LucyStorm]

I don't know Kim that there is a time limit. I think it is a matter of how many chances they give her. I think this is chance #2. I believe it is a 3 strikes and you're out type of policy, but it isn't in writing. I was told that management had a frank discussion with her, that can't be good...

.....and the love of his life. Apolo is using the special wax that he uses for his skates, this is how important Kimmy is to him.

Down below, poor unsuspecting Jay continues to lose to the rats.
Natalie and Stacy sit on the stairs of the hold admiring Jay's GRACE as he loses the next hand.......

 

[newmousecateer]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DYLAN!!!! Hope you had a magical day.

PAM! My kin stopped in! Hey, I still get my cut of the fur money. It was Jeannie who started it........she said those ugly guys were from our family reunion. So I was just explaining about Uncle Ted and Uncle Popeye. Look! I have a whole sack of roadkill skins for us to sell. Sure good to see you again. Missed ya lots.

Bonnie, I'm coming over to your house to eat! Yummy! Loving your story so far girl......

Jeannie, poor Nick! You trying to put a dime up his nose, ROFLOL!

I, um, didn't mean to sneat up on you in the shower like that. Oooooorrrr did I??

You did! You knocked me over running to get to the bathroom as soon as you knew she was going to take a shower.

Elaine, have a good time with the family. I got your grits today, so I will send them off to you.

I see we have new YaYas - do we need to schedule a Ritual Nekkid YaYa Initiation Dance?

Yes! GP, Von and Denise. GP said he is going to do a dance so hot it will melt snow! (Kim, Jodie and I have front row seats ) It was supposed to be lastSaturday night, but, funny, GP didn't show up? You would think he was backing out of it or something. Well, there is always this weekend.

that snobby Pam never even gave me a hi back...

Ohhhh, better watch it Shep. She'll make you eat her roadkill stew.......

Hi Sherry! Hi Michele!

Nancy! Hi! I miss you. When are you coming back to the galley to bake us some of your yummy cookies?

Carol is sick? Hope you feel better real soon Carol. Here's some **PD** for you. {{HUGS}}

Hopefully she will either change or get the hell out of Dodge.

Well, when we get to the dude ranch, we'll hog tie her, tie her to the back of a horse and drag her out to the desert! She'll be pickin' tumbleweed out of her butt.

 

[shep]

Originally posted by Pam
Hi Todd!

That's more like it....
Now back to work...

 

[CrazyBoutDisney]

Girls, will you get a load of our Baby Ya Ya??!!!! Has she got a set of lugs.....I mean lungs, or what? That girl can sing!! Whhooooo-Hooooooo, Jeannie, Strut your stuff, girl!!!!


Happy Birthday Dorian and Dylan!!!

Welcome back, Pam!!! I've missed you!

OMG, Karen, the dime!!!

Gotta run--dh is home and dinner's ready. Later.......

 

[Meriweather]

Hi Marilyn....I'm here!!
I'm always baking cookies
What kind do you want now?

But according to Bonnie's story I'm in the casino....so I'll have to get back to it.

Yay!! Kim ordered charms. I ordered a Princess etched one for DD's bracelet

Gotta for now......hae a good evening.....and don't forget that Amanda needs to be in the dance troupe too

 

[iluvorlando]

Keep goin with the story!!

Shep, where's Amanda? You need to let dw have some dis time too you know?

Carol's sick? Feel better soon!!

Well, I am going to make up the bed and vacuum. Talk to you all tomorrow!

 

[LucyStorm]

Now that Jodie is done making strange noises with Brad, she gathers up Von, Marilyn, and Pam. They sneat down the steps to the hold where the unsuspecting Malibu and Queenie are lounging. Jay is so involved in his cards that he never sees the sisters gagging and hog tying his cabin wenches. Jodie (by virtue of her new muscles) and Von carry the two over to the cargo bay while Pam and Marilyn keep watch and distract any lookie loos by offering them a sample of roadkill stew.

Apolo opens the trunk of the Lamborghini and helps Jodie and Von to stuff the wenches in the trunk. He covers them with a blanket, shuts the trunk, and revs the engine of the shiny black road monster. Jodie and Von jump in the back seat (this is my story, okay, this Lamborghini is a special model with a back seat, that Apolo had put in especially for when Kimmy wants to go to Lookout Point and er, um...talk), and laugh uproariously as Apolo drives the 'Ghini to the open door of the cargo bay.....

 

[LucyStorm]

where's Jodie? I thought I was gonna have help with this story!

squeals the tires, and terrorizes all the valets who were lounging on the deck. Jodie and Von give maniacal laughs as they know that Apolo is headed for sick bay where Kim has joined forces with Bonnie, Sherrie, Michele and Elaine. All these women dressed in black leather is a scary sight! (In more ways then one!)

Pam and Marilyn head for the casino, still trying to give out samples of the roadkill stew. The lyrical sound of Jeannie singing
"There's no Business Like Show Business" can be heard coming from the Lido lounge.

Apolo screeches to a halt in front of the sick bay door. Kimmy races to the door, grabs Apolo in a bone crunching hug, puts a lip lock on him that would suck out his tonsils if he had any, and demands the key to the trunk.......

 

[Kama89]

.....and the love of his life. Apolo is using the special wax that he uses for his skates, this is how important Kimmy is to him.

Ahhh...much better!