Oh Sherry, now some of us aren't as SWIFT or as witty as others but come now...SLOW???? That's not nice.
Ya know... I really wish you guys wouldn't talk about me when I'm not home.

Just cuz I live in a shack with...a ... a... bear skin rug instead of the hacienda, doesn't mean I can't heeeeear youuuuu!
Shacking up... ooooh! Yeah... Pam! Good location tag, maybe I should change mine.

Baaad Kimmy... baaaad Kimmy!
Flying fuzzy bearded skating pigs?!?! WHERE!?!? I wanna see!!
Something like "Marilyn and Kimmie are innocent when donkeys fly...ya'll!
It could happen!!! Hello..... elephants flew... why not a donkey!?!
Swimmin nekkid is fun! Ask Jodie...... she knows.
No link to the train? Hmmm.....
Hey Jennifer? A name change? How come? Getouttamyface....

Bwhahaha!! Good. I have no ideas... I'm idealess... I'm blank... empty... nada... zilch...zippity do dah.
Have a great dinner with Jana, Debbie! Tonight is our Riverdance night. I'm sooo sleepy... trying to decide whether to take a nap or guzzle coffee for the rest of the day.
Marilyn is rolling the hay?

Hmmm.... will always be able to tell what she's been up to... hay in her hair, hay in her ears, hay....ummm... everywhere.