The Ya Ya Express to the Wild West

[Dream]

Jay...you need to stay away more often!! It makes you nicer!!!

Jodie tells Marilyn she doesn't have to GRAB! I would have passed you the duct tape!!

Hee hee....hey! You look kinda cute with all that duct tape on your face!!! LOL!

Gotta run ladies and bothers....it's a gorgeous day and this Dream is going for a walk!!!!

 

[shep]

I don't play for money..
You should see that I didn't put poker down on the list...
I STINK at that..

 

[CrazyBoutDisney]

Hi, all!! Takin' a break to ketchup with all my favorite sistahs and bothers......

CAROL!!!!!!!! I am sooooooooo glad to see you again!!!! I've missed you and been worried about that darn internet problem you've been having. GS cookies are YUMMY!!!! But your chocolate croissants..........oh dear....think skinny, Beth.......summer and swimsuit weather is on its way........

Would somebody please PM me the info about the boxes for the soldiers? I would like to contribute to this effort too.

Kim, glad to hear you are getting medicated. Hope it all works QUICK and you feel better really soon.

Karen, listen to GP and your Ya Ya nurses! Starvation diet is NOT the way to lose weight--you'll just hurt yourself in the long run. Sorry about the salmon. Dontcha just hate when you get yourself all psyched up and hungry for something and it turns out bad? Yeesh!!

Hi, Jay!! Missed you! But, I only think about you at work, in the car and in the living room. I try to be circumspect about where I do my thinking......

Jodie, dear! You're sounding a lot better than you were last week! Glad you're feeling better. Loved your poem and your springy sweater sounds so pretty!

Marilyn!!! Behave yourself!! Jodie wouldn't say anything improper and you know it! And we don't need to bother Kim for a party when she's not feelin' good. Just turn on the disco ball and the laser lights in the saloon.....I mean salon....and hang out the OPEN sign. Carol and I will take turns on the swing.

Jennifer has a bettin' purse and a trick deck of cards?!! Whhoooo--eeeeeee. So THAT'S how she's going to fund that GS trip!!

Hi, Shep.....count me in for Hearts and Spades!

OK, 'nuff for now. Be back later.......ya'll be good!

 

[Kama89]

I'm back. Jodie, I didn't see your post/email until I got back. Waaaaah.... I don't wanna call him back. *Whine whine* My last post must've crossed with yours. I'm now the proud owner of more Zithromax annnnd.... ummm... Combivent I think it's called. Never done inhalers before... this is a whole new world for me. I did the Combivent a little while ago, and feel a little better. The other inhaler, I learned from the pharmacist, is more of a long term, slower acting med...can't remember what it's called. Anyhoo.... after I got up and around a bit more this morning, the wheezies went away.... newest development is that I've coughed so much, I think I've pulled something or bruised something... I dunno. Have to hold my left side now whenever I have to cough. The Combivent did stop a coughing spasm a little while ago... yay! Can only use it every 8 hours though. Boo! My friend Carol actually accused me of whining today... yeah, me... can you believe it!? Well excuuuuse me, but if she'd had the month I just had! It's been a rather interesting one, to say the least.

Naming a kid after a bike?! My cousin was named after my Mom's horse... King.

Yes Marilyn.... I too was a sweetheart of a teenager. Never doing a thing to worry ole' Mom. Well, there was that one thing, but it was an accident... oh... and that incident in the Mustang... not my fault!!! ....and yes I did fail to come home that one night, but... it wasn't my idea.... and the time we got kicked out of town... had NOTHING to do with me, it was the other girl's suggestion that we do that thing with the thing, and... and... his car really did break down that one night. I swear.

Jodie, don't worry, you'll have'em all brainwashed by meet time... your cover will stay intact I'm sure.

Nancy's hubby is coming home tonight? Yay! How long has he been gone Nancy?

Sheppers, yep... sick YaYa still... been a long haul.

Amanda is going to Graceland?!?! THE Graceland, or MY Graceland?! She better not go THERE without me!! Hang in there Amanda.... I know vacationing with family can be tough... stand your ground and let your wishes be known... I hope you have a wonderful time!!

Hildey, the Harley ridin' card playing chap wearin' YaYa Mama! I love it!! You haven't been playing with those rats Jay was playing with on the ship have you Hildey? They're crooks... every last one of'em! Actually though, I hear Jay has gotten quite good since having to deal with the theiving varmints!

Hmmmm.... when you think about these two quotes together, it really brings an image to mind. Hmmmmm.... First, vicodin, now this. I say we all go to Kimmy's for the party!!

Only you Jay... only you! I love the way your twisted mind works! LOL!!

 

[yensid1071]

Originally posted by Dream
Jay...you need to stay away more often!! It makes you nicer!!!

Hey, wait.... I'm not sure whether I've been complimented or insulted!

Originally posted by CrazyBoutDisney
But, I only think about you at work, in the car and in the living room. I try to be circumspect about where I do my thinking......

LOL! This brings up a whole new question for the thread, but I'm not totally sure I want to know the answer.

Originally posted by Kama89
Only you Jay... only you! I love the way your twisted mind works! LOL!!

Like Master, like Padawan.

Ok.. I'm in need of a little rest... time to go lay down for a bit. Ahhh... a perk of working at home.

 

[newmousecateer]

Hi Beth! Glad you are Carol are willing to work double shifts on the swing til Kim get better. Course, Jay could always fill in while you two are on your breaks. Hey Jay, get your costume out and get it ironed. Oh, and you better go replace your fishnet stockings and high heels. When you fell "off" your high heels the last time, you broke the heel and tore your fishnets. Can't have you lookin messy and swinging.

Glad you got your meds Kim. You probably pulled a muscle while coughing. I have done that before. Ouch!(I have also thrown out my back sneezing ).

Geez Kim, looks like we did a lot of the same things when we were teenagers. Only difference was I was in an Edsil, and you were in a Mustang!

Well have to finish up some stuff then go to a meeting in the hotel down the street (I really do...)

 

[lilboo]

Originally posted by newmousecateer

Well have to finish up some stuff then go to a meeting in the hotel down the street (I really do...)

Oh I believe you...the Ritz-Carlton with the HOURLY rates, hmmmmm? Don't forget the six-pack of Schlitz....go git 'em.

The funny thing is...it's such a huge opener...so vulnerable, so much room to work...that I can't come up with a single clever thing to say in response to the question: "Where and when do I think of Jay?" Jeez, I will have to get back to you .
Oh wait, I just remembered something....it was a betty sketti moment...I'll go look...

edited to add: found what I was looking for but everytime I try to retrieve it...my explorer windows FAIL. Jay must be using the FORCE on my computer.

 

[Kama89]

Marilyn I was wondering about Jay this morning too! I refuse to say where I was when I was thinking of him cause it really had no correlation as to WHY I was thinking about him and ...knowing Jay...he would take that fact and run with it...a very long way!!!

Oh, do tell Hildey! I have a feeling the answer would be oh so interesting. *Ooooh! Ooooh! I think I know!! If we guess, do we get a prize?!? Can I NAME the prize!?!? *

Wanna know my guess? Huh? Huh? Well, do ya!?

Oh... guess what. Sad day here today. I found the last of the remains of my beloved dingle balls. It seems the they spent their last moments lodged in the lint trap of the dryer. Man... what a way to go.

Hourly rates at the Ritz?! No kiddin'!! Gonna have to check into that! Cool! Let us know if they give you any trouble when using fake names, okay Marilyn? One of us will have a fake ID, so need to make sure we won't run into any snags.

Only difference was I was in an Edsil, and you were in a Mustang!

Were Edsels good make out cars? I'd have to give the Mustang a 4 on a scale of 1-10.

Like Master, like Padawan.

Twisted? Me?! Surely, you jest! A little bent maybe, kinky even, but twisted.... moi? ...... Fun aint it?

Ok.. I'm in need of a little rest... time to go lay down for a bit

Hey, that's what I did all afternoon. See.... I was a good girl Nurse Hildey, I came home and did nothing but lay down like a good girl.

Time to go pick up my candy heart tossing bad boy.

 

[DaveH]

Page 2!!!!!


Ok back to your regular dissing.

 

[dizneenut]

Kim, hope these meds work fast and you feel better soon!

 

[Meriweather]

Only two pages ALL day

Hope these set of meds does the trick Kim.

DH has been gone 7 days...........wonder how long before I'm ready for him to go away again? Actually I think he has another trip in a couple of weeks, but I don't have details.

DS's room was a MESS!!! But it's all clean now....good mommy
Rant: Why when I got there, didn't he help? He did at least take a shower and get dressed....and then ..........played computer games Typical male?.........for mine YES!!
Oh well, we talked when he could concentrate on what I was saying long enough and we went out to lunch and we will repeat this routine in 2 more weeks

Now I need to get his laundry done.............only a couple more weeks

 

[bfeller]

Nancy you are too kind.

Kim, you found the last remains of the dingle balls! TEAR! You should get a pink slip for killing them. Anyway, hope Cam's day was pink-free.

Sat here all day waiting for FIL to stop by. I didn't go to the basement to finish packing the Christmas stuff because I can't hear the doorbell so I stayed upstairs and did laundry. FIL calls around 5 to say he may stop by tomorrow and wants to know if I will be home. I told him that I don't know because school hasn't called about subbing. I can't believe he called me at 10 this morning to say he was coming and then waits until 5 to call and say he didn't make it. End of FIL rant.

Back to Ya Yaing

 

[lvs_eeyore]

Hi everyone

Just wanted to stop in and say hiya. Im in a really cruddy mood tonight and wouldnt be great company.

 

[Dream]

Originally posted by Kama89
Oh, do tell Hildey! I have a feeling the answer would be oh so interesting. *Ooooh! Ooooh! I think I know!! If we guess, do we get a prize?!? Can I NAME the prize!?!? *

Wanna know my guess? Huh? Huh? Well, do ya!?

Oh... guess what. Sad day here today. I found the last of the remains of my beloved dingle balls. It seems the they spent their last moments lodged in the lint trap of the dryer. Man... what a way to go.



Hey, that's what I did all afternoon. See.... I was a good girl Nurse Hildey, I came home and did nothing but lay down like a good girl.

Time to go pick up my candy heart tossing bad boy.

Huh uh...nope...no way...not tellin!!! You can guess all ya want to Rosie...heck, name your prize too!!! But NOT tellin!!

Awwww....poor dingle balls. May they RIP!

How ya feelin Rosie??? Ten pound weight and the wheezies all gone? How do the inhalers make you feel...better? Good girl for resting....now STAY there!!! Drink! Water!!!

Betty! In laws!

Hi Nancy!!!

Karen!!! LOOK!!! OVER THERE!!!! DID YA LOOK??? HA!
Made ya look, made ya look, now you're in the baby book!!!!
Ahhh...there it is...I see a wittle smiiiile!!!! Jodie tap dances and sings a little ditty...and if THAT doesn't make ya laugh NOTHING will!!! Hang out with us Karen....bad mood will sliiiide away!!!

Beth...I DO feel much better this week...thanks! Almost back to 100% Dream!!!

Good evening Ya Yas!!! Ooooo....Dream is in the mood for mischief!!! Watch out!!!!

 

[Dream]

Oooh!!! Forgot to thank Dave for rescuing us from page 2 yet again!!! Thanks Dave!!!

 

[debster812]

A mischief-making Dream???? We better be on our toes Ya Ya's.

I got a PM from Twinmom7 with an updated address for her son, and I asked her if he knew what the DIS was, so he would not think I was some random wacky lady sending stuff to Kuwait. She said just introduce ourselves as her Wacky Disney Friends, and he will understand. LOL.

Karen--sorry you have the blahs. Here is another joke, courtesy of my 5YO.

Q: What did the ghosts and goblins bring to the beach for lunch?

A: A SAND witch

Bwahahahahaha. OK, I know, not that funny, but hey, these are straight from Kindergarten.

 

[Dream]

Yoooo hoooo....where the heck is everybody??? Gee it's hard to be mischevious on an empty train!!! Or is it?

Jodie tiptoes into the dining car...looks around...coast is clear....Jodie unscrews the tops on the salt and puts pepper inside then carefull y puts the tops back on! She then crazy glues the ketchup bottles to the table. Moving to the bathrooms she saran wraps the toilets and puts frogs in those little dispensers on the wall in the ladies bathroom! Moving to Betty's suite, she soaps the windows and puts worms under her pillow....to be continued!

 

[jldriscoll]

Good joke bubble boy!!!

Dream = trouble.... uh oh

 

[debster812]

Hmmm, how do we distract Jodie from her rabble rousing long enough to short sheet her bed?

 

[Dream]

OH! Hi Debbie!! Um....how are ya tonight? What? You need to use the potty? (Dream desperately tries to stifle a laugh)
OK...I'll wait for you in the dining car! I'll order ya some fries...you like LOTS of salt on yours right???


LOL! Bubble Boy is gonna be a comedian when he grows up! Stand up is defiantely in his future!!