The What Time is the 3:00 Parade KING!

[foolishmortal]

If nothing sticks to teflon, how does Teflon stick to the pan?

Obviously that has nothing to do with the 3:00pm parade so why is that question posted here?


oh wait I obviously answered a question that is not in my thread...ahhhhhhh....scrambles away not so quietly.

 

[Robo]

Do YOU know the muffin man?

He lives on Drury Lane-Oh!

 

[ZipaDeeDooDah]

I am THE foremost authority on What Time the 3:00 Parade begins. I will accept any questions that you have about the starting time of the 3:00 Parade. send me PMs or post here. I will post how many questions I have received and how many have stumped me. I warn you I AM THE BEST! I can recite the starting time of the 3:00 Parade by heart and I know things that most cast members still do not know.

Well, how do we know you are the foremost authority on what time the 3:00 parade begins? Do you have any proof? Are we just supposed to take you word for it? I would like you to please recite the starting time of the 3:00 parage by heart for us just to be sure you are who you say you are. Ready...set...go

 

[foolishmortal]

Well, how do we know you are the foremost authority on what time the 3:00 parade begins? Do you have any proof? Are we just supposed to take you word for it? I would like you to please recite the starting time of the 3:00 parage by heart for us just to be sure you are who you say you are. Ready...set...go

ohhh trick question, there is no such thing as a 3:00 parage!

haha you couldn't fool me I'm sure you wouldn't have fooled the king.

 

[ZipaDeeDooDah]

Foolishmortal, I think I may have to dub thee the new 3:00 parade king for catching that trick question so fast Sorry Robo, ya snooze ya lose!

 

[Chipperdini]

Awful lotta kings 'round these here parts, but I haven't seen anyone asking the really important questions:

1. Who's got the most Disney Dollar loot?
2. Who's got the hottest eligible princess daughter/prince son?
3. Who's most vulnerable to a villainous attack?

Gotta figure out who I want for allies and who I wanna war against. (I've already ruled out foolishmortal ally-wise for obvious reasons. )

 

[Chipperdini]

ohhh trick question, there is no such thing as a 3:00 parage!

Obviously.

("parage" )

 

[mickeysgal]

If float A leaves the MK gates at 3 pm and float B leaves the AK gate at 3:15 pm what is being served at the Brown Derby?

Lunch?

 

[tmt martins]

More importantly - Does England have a 4th of July?

Yes they do and now with how bad things are in this country and it's leadership they celebrate it more then we do

 

[Robo]

If nothing sticks to teflon, how does Teflon stick to the pan?

Tef-Lock.

 

[foolishmortal]

Awful lotta kings 'round these here parts, but I haven't seen anyone asking the really important questions:

1. Who's got the most Disney Dollar loot?
2. Who's got the hottest eligible princess daughter/prince son?
3. Who's most vulnerable to a villainous attack?

Gotta figure out who I want for allies and who I wanna war against. (I've already ruled out foolishmortal ally-wise for obvious reasons. )

So be it, but I think it's obvious I am someone you would want to go to war with on your side.

 

[Chipperdini]

So be it, but I think it's obvious I am someone you would want to go to war with on your side.

Obviously your Obvious-Meter is off.

Or not.

Since it's now the 4th Friday after the 4th Thursday after the 3rd Wednesday in June, even though it is an hour during which I am awake, obviously I am not at this time Captain King Always Right & So On & So Forth. Therefore, I shall give your obvious opinion the consideration it doesn't deserve (since you won't read this post anyway 'cause it's already too long) :

1. You are foolish.
2. You are mortal.

Obviously a deadly combination, but not so obviously the kind of deadly combination I can use.

3. Some here think you look scary.

I'm inclined to think it's just bad lighting, and scariness seems to me a rather subjective quality.

Tell ya what: Let's see how Tuesday's Torture at Two goes, k? I only make impulsive decisions at six o'clock on Saturday the sixteenth in September, so obviously I can't just let you join up right now just 'cause you think I should.

 

[Punkin's Mom]

That's a trick question.

There was no War of 1912...
it was moved to 1812 and re-named...
it was named after the "Overture".

Ah, those sneaky moderators again.