Now, here is why I'm late today:
My wife got some sort of bug and is sick all night so neither one of us got much sleep last night, Then this morning I wake up do my morning routine head out of the house to go to work and my car is dead. Yay me! So I head back inside and call
AAA. they tell me it will be about an hour. Yay me! I head upstairs and inform my wife of what is happening, she grunts at me rolls over and goes back to sleep, she's still sick as a dog. By the way not to get off subject but what the heck is sick as a dog mean anyway, do dogs get sicker than humans? Anyway back to the story. I make the kids breakfast get their lunches together tell them to go get dressed which they do and come down in outfits that don't come close to matching so I tell them to go and try again. They come down and their close to looking normal so I let it go. I ask my daughter to look out the front window and let me know if a red truck shows up because they are going to fix daddy's car. We live on a main street so every truck with red on it that goes by my daughter runs in screaming like it's an emergency that the red truck is here. Finally, I thank her and tell her that I've got it from here. A few minutes later the AAA truck shows up. The guy says he will test the batter and alternator let me know what's going on. He does his thing, dead battery. Great no big deal I'll go get a new one. He leaves I call work tell them I'll be a little late no big thing. Now I take my kids to school so my sick wife can rest then head over to auto-zone and buy a new battery. I go home pop out the old one, put in the new one I go to lock it back in with the bracket screw it down and I break the head off the bolt, Yay me! So I start to throw a hissy fit in the driveway because this is what you should do to rectify these type of situations, it does no good. I storm back into the house, my wife is up in the kitchen looking , well, like a sick person. I tell her what happened she says "I'm sorry" and goes into the bathroom. I now have to head out to the hardware store and buy a screw extractor because the battery has to be held down. I go over buy the extractor come home manage to remove the broken screw and of coarse lose it somewhere in the engine, Yay me! So I remove another screw from a different part of the car, it fits in the hole for the bracket, then go into my house to wash my hands before heading over to the hardware store again to buy new screws. I go into my bathroom wash my hand turn around to dry them my cell phone hits the side of the sink and falls into the toilet, Yay me! I quickly pull it out try to dry it off, my contacts list wont open and the 6 doesn't work! So I head off to the hardware store buy two screws come home fix the bracket and then come to work, hey it's lunch time! How's everyone else Friday going!!