The VMK Conspiracy Theory Thread!

[Cardinal]

Just a minute ago I wondered what would happen if I started a conspiracy theory thread, and how long it would take for Yavn to ask me to close it (just kidding ). So, here's the conspiracy theory thread.

"I think that VMK crashes on a regular basis so the staff can have a 'day off.' "

Ok guys, post!

 

[DisIvyCo]

when we have to pay alot of credits for things, the staff use the credits to buy inferno for aengus!

 

[poohbear1234]

Just a minute ago I wondered what would happen if I started a conspiracy theory thread, and how long it would take for Yavn to ask me to close it (just kidding ). So, here's the conspiracy theory thread.

"I think that VMK crashes on a regular basis so the staff can have a 'day off.' "

Ok guys, post!

omg i think it is to

 

[steamboatpete]

My own unfounded suspicions: staff secretly leaked word of the rerelease of the tomorrowland 8/9 pin to a certain elite player right beforehand, allowing him to trade his to me for very valuable loot, then replace it cheap about 2 days later.

 

[ktturner]

you must be right! I have tried to play so many times, but I'm over it. It just crashes and crashes. sometimes I get credits, sometimes I don't, but I always get sick of rebooting, reloading, and replaying over and over and over and over. . .

 

[Pirate-Emery]

There are sweatshops in unknown third world countries that are based around the Pirates of the Caribbean 2 game. Little fingers working around the clock make the Jack Sparrow costume very, very rare.

Until recently, when U.S. Covert Agents swept in and closed down one of the sweatshops, accounting for the costumes becoming easier to get.

 

[Cardinal]

My own unfounded suspicions: staff secretly leaked word of the rerelease of the tomorrowland 8/9 pin to a certain elite player right beforehand, allowing him to trade his to me for very valuable loot, then replace it cheap about 2 days later.

There are sweatshops in unknown third world countries that are based around the Pirates of the Caribbean 2 game. Little fingers working around the clock make the Jack Sparrow costume very, very rare.

Until recently, when U.S. Covert Agents swept in and closed down one of the sweatshops, accounting for the costumes becoming easier to get.

I love these! Keep 'em coming!

 

[DudeZeke#2]

My theroy is that staff have dartboard with pictures of every vmk player, and they throw darts at them to pick who gets banned.

 

[purplehusky]

You have the funniest polls Cardinal! I voted "VMK Staff Message to the room: If you guys get behind him, we'll push."

Hmmm... If I think of any I will post 'em..

 

[AmberDaze]

My theroy is that staff have dartboard with pictures of every vmk player, and they throw darts at them to pick who gets banned.

 

[Disneychick74]

My Theroy:
When the Hosts "DC" during a 4 hour event, they are are REALLY taking a coffee/smoke/pee break lol

 

[Cardinal]

I know why the boat in "it's a small world Imports" doesn't move!

Spies... in the boxes... Spies are everywhere...




...everywhere...

 

[coolkidhann95]

LOL Mine is that they dont like VMK so every chance they get they ban a good person lol.

 

[mikeyandscoobyx2]

me and my friend were just thinking this one up a couple days ago.. Where do all those credits go from the Alice and Pan rides?.. Hmm to the CL's!

 

[Spongeblair]

When the water rugs came out they just wanted me to absorb them all up taking up too much space on the hard-drive forcing VMK to crash and allowing them to go for a break. I try not to step on them but I can't resist and now we have Gnome's space gas to stink us out.
~Spongeblair

 

[Captain Bryman]

I think all the guests are really staff board and want to have fun asking for free stuff and making reasons to get rid of words from the dictinary hehe

 

[Cardinal]

I think all the guests are really staff board and want to have fun asking for free stuff and making reasons to get rid of words from the dictinary hehe

 

[Pirate Me]

When the water rugs came out they just wanted me to absorb them all up taking up too much space on the hard-drive forcing VMK to crash and allowing them to go for a break. I try not to step on them but I can't resist and now we have Gnome's space gas to stink us out.
~Spongeblair

The water rugs stained my wooden floor VMK, sell mops!

 

[AbsoluteAwesome]

My theory is that there really is no one that answers the contact us messages. "VMK_Shorty" is just what VMK calls a micro-robot that scans the messages for the words "ban," "stolen," and "leader." After scanning for these words, "VMK_Shorty" sends one of three canned messages back that corresponds with the word that the message contains. If the message does not contain any of the forementioned words, the message is deleted.

 

[i am me]

you know when you get banned it says you are DC? I think that it is bc they have a comp that dcs random ppl. when you get banned, they tell it to DC you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh yea, and i dont think it is random, i think the staff do throw darts at pics!!!!! and then after we are all banned, yavn will put in the news letter that he is really an alien from planet Z, sent by zurg to take over the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! muahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahihahahahahahahahhahahaha
ok back to pirates...