The un- Disney & un -Camping snarky thread

[Magicbus]

If they turn red and green then they have bigger problems...

Bigger is right.
Ok Lisa, I gave you a setup.

 

[ftwildernessrick]

Ya, but even if we lose the little toe, wouldn't the next one take it's place and be the new little toe that you could still stub?

Hopefully, the extra 1/2 inch will give me better clearance around objects.

My wife says if I loose that toe nail one more time, the only way I will ever have one is if I glue one on or she paints it on. I just haven't decided what color yet.

 

[liv luvs disney]

I can't compete with your humor. I'm just not funny, but I sure as heck enjoy reading yours!

 

[Lil' Lisa]

Bigger is right.
Ok Lisa, I gave you a setup.

I could go there, but this is a family forum. I will resist, regardless of how difficult it may be. I am strong...

 

[Gatordad]

bonyeza hapa kwa ajili ya marekebisho yangu

 

[AuburnJen92]

They have medication for sweaty balls, however, black and blue balls are usually caused by some comment made before thinking.

 

[BRDof3]

bonyeza hapa kwa ajili ya marekebisho yangu

None for me, thanks. I'm driving.

 

[Lil' Lisa]

bonyeza hapa kwa ajili ya marekebisho yangu

Haaabuuu??? Is that you?

 

[auntie]

I lube my balls before every trip.

Well, I guess that is much better than sweaty balls.

They have medication for sweaty balls, however, black and blue balls are usually caused by some comment made before thinking.

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[BRDof3]

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What does it mean when your ball passes out? Some type of metal fatigue, I think.

 

[LORNADUCK]

What does it mean when your ball passes out? Some type of metal fatigue, I think.

It means you have no balls

 

[Lil' Lisa]

What does it mean when your ball passes out? Some type of metal fatigue, I think.

Why would you want to pass your balls out? Does that have something to do with shaving your back and wearing stockings???

 

[LORNADUCK]

Why would you want to pass your balls out? Does that have something to do with shaving your back and wearing stockings???

It means he wants to share the wealth.

 

[AuburnJen92]

Most men would pass out knowing the balls were missing

 

[BRDof3]

Most men would pass out knowing the balls were missing

I am a man of the world, who has met the high-tech future. I am a chubby cyborg. Balls? We don't need no stinkin' balls. We want more, we just make new ones.

 

[AuburnJen92]

I am a man of the world, who has met the high-tech future. I am a chubby cyborg. Balls? We don't need no stinkin' balls. We want more, we just make new ones.

Yes, but artificial balls never really work like the originals. It is like buying after market parts, you never know what you are going to get....

 

[BRDof3]

Yes, but artificial balls never really work like the originals. It is like buying after market parts, you never know what you are going to get....

Compared to the original stock, the odds have to be in my favor.

 

[3gr8kids]

Compared to the original stock, the odds have to be in my favor.

 

[AuburnJen92]

Compared to the original stock, the odds have to be in my favor.

man, your balls must have just shriveled up then....

 

[BRDof3]

man, your balls must have just shriveled up then....

Don't you be making fun of B.R. "Iron Balls" D.