Oh gosh, a week and a day until opening night and this little shopkeeper doesn't know her lines!
Let me see
Look, how many times? Listen, it's only the start of the season innit eh? course it is! And we can't make a fortune before the season's begun can we?
Some of them will yeah but they'll be enough for us too. Give it a month that's all and you won't be able to see this road for coaches. Thousands of school kids with money to burn! We'll clean up mate.
Now what did I say?
Right, let's go, come on!
Jelly babies, 15 p
ice cream, 9p
Look! Can I help inflation?
Hmm, maybe I know some of them! Wow, this thread is ever so useful!