The Return of the Asian-Feb 2010. 4/14-LINK TO PART 2-pg 249

[jordanyosh]

Happy Birthday, Jordan!!

We love you!!

Kathy

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JORDAN!!!!​

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JORDAN



Hope you had a great day !!!!!

Thanks!

 

[jordanyosh]

Breaking News !!!! They are considering a new Olympic Event !!!!..... POLE DANCING!!!! I kid you not !!!

By the way the news was breaking not "GAS"

I guess you could win a GOLD medal then...

 

[jordanyosh]

We are there!!!

I'll head over!

 

[jordanyosh]

Thank you sir.

My boss knows who you are, however, he swore me to secrecy.

Hmmmm....I'm with ED...tell your boss....every time I see a squirrel I think of him.

 

[jordanyosh]

Great Trip Report

 

[dawnandnala]

Happy Birthday Jordan!!!

 

[jordanyosh]

Happy Birthday Jordan!!!

Thanks!

 

[pipersmom]

Happy Birthday, Jordan!!!

 

[carrieannie]

Hmmmm....I'm with ED...tell your boss....every time I see a squirrel I think of him.

I dont remember saying anything about someones boss..
squirrel = GUD!

 

[jordanyosh]

Happy Birthday, Jordan!!! : arty:

Thanks Amanda!

 

[All7OfUs]

Did you actually take time away from here to go out to eat??!! Or was it Stouffers at the laptop cafe??

 

[jordanyosh]

Did you actually take time away from here to go out to eat??!! Or was it Stouffers at the laptop cafe??

I actually went out...

 

[oregondaddyof2]

Before it was too late, figured I would stop by and tell you....

 

[yinyanggirls]

I know I technically missed it by 25 minutes, but in my mind, if I haven't gone to bed yet, it's not tomorrow yet. And it's still your bday in CA so....channeling Marylin Monroe...

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy *birth*day Mr. Peep, again, happy birthday to you....

 

[yinyanggirls]

I actually went out...

So where'd you go? I miss CA Mexican food. When you lived on Balboa did you ever happen to venture up the hill to Mi Casa in Costa Mesa? They are my fave Mexican place since childhood! They're on 17th street. If you haven't been you gotta go someday!!!

 

[yinyanggirls]

Now that's a cake I could........

Motorboat?

TMI! But who am I kidding....let's go over my discussions...

Hopefully only 11 months.

I find it hard to believe, but just let me know if I cross that line. Should I place a wager on which part of the series this story will be in? You only get 250 pages per segment, right?

Lol. We have quite the poo story from our first family trip to the World back in 08. Long story short, our (then) 14 month old son had never poo'd while we were giving him a bath (something my FIL told me was bound to happen).

Yep, every kid does that I think. At least it wasn't anywhere IN the parks! If too many people come up with poop stories IN the parks, Disney may shut down this board before business starts to decline.

Yeah... I was just going to say "just wait til you experience suppositories too!" We had a gusher when Erin had to have one... and it was at DH's aunt's house (who is a TOTAL neat freak) so we were flipping out as she just started pouring "down there".... do we pick her up and rush her to the bathroom (thus trailing from the room to the bathroom) or do we just leave her standing there (but only making a huge mess in one place...)? Oh, the things that run through your mind at the moment of panic. Lesson learned: don't give a WHOLE suppository to your kid... just half. Sigh. Fortunately we've never had to do that again...

The enemas came after the suppositories weren't working, if you can imagine. I could really tell you a doosy but I think some of the men here, ahem, Jordan, couldn't stomach it. And aren't women supposed to be the weaker sex?

Yes, that's the word I was looking for - I just didn't want to say it - feels dirty! I think .... G-strings (gulp, I said it) are what strippers wear, and someone came up with the thong to differentiate what .. uh.. non-strippers wear? Don't we have a pole dancer around here that can verify this?

Let's just say I used to work retail and *that's* how I know this. A thong has a triangle of material in the back, whereas a G-string is just two strings.

If not, I've been lurking, stalking, whatever on your TR's for a while now, but it took talk of poo to bring me out into the open

Wendy, can't wait for the Ashlynn "incident" story and Melissa, so glad I've never had to resort to the enema (yet), but we do always travel with kids' suppositories. The things you do for your kids. . . .

Glad we lured you out of the water closet!

 

[Millie12591]

Hopefully she'll have gotten used to that by then... after all, Dylan's been posted on the boards in drag (dressed as Snow White) and also as Sumo Baby so he'll probably be way more embarrassed than Ashlyn... especially if he's trying to pick up girls and I whip out the photos. Ha ha ha ha.

I also have one of him as a UCLA cheerleader. Oh, the horrors he'll endure.

This is to funny! Did I miss the pics of him dressed this way??!!??

Good find Camille. Just like finding treasure. Kind of.

It really was! I wasn't even looking for it...I was looking for a dance icon for Amanada's one week dance.

Okay, this conversation is cracking me up.....

G-string is also thong-like.

I don't even want to know how you know this.

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Thank you. I never thought I would get a worship icon in my life time for poop!

Oh yes the thong cartoon from winkers is on the list of images.

Yes, one that will be for ever burned in there.

It's been great. I wish I had the day off.
thanks Camille!

LOVE the video clip....

I guess it fits my TR..

Like a glove!!!

Did you actually take time away from here to go out to eat??!! Or was it Stouffers at the laptop cafe??

That's a good one, I'll have to remember that one.

I actually went out...

I hope you had a good time, you deserve it.

Before it was too late, figured I would stop by and tell you....

This actually made me snort laugh!!
This is a good one!! CHONIES!!!

 

[PopArtGal]

Pisces don't eat fish That's why you don't like it. You don't like to eat one of your own.

But I do eat tuna lol I guess I'm carnivorous

 

[PrincessV]

Well shoot - that's what I get for using the links at the beginning... totally missed that it was your Bday!

HAPPY BELATED JORDAN-DAY!!!

 

[that's nice]

I missed it.

Happy belated birthday! I was passed out on the couch at 8:30 last night.... it was about to be prime DISing time!!!! I hope you had a great day!