The Random Voyage of The Dawn Thread

[DisGirlAllie]

“I don’t want to get them, they’re on my team.” “Your team lost. Everyone cries.”

 

[DisGirlAllie]

"Thank you having the good sense to be frightened."

 

[marypops!]

There's a sixth sense too, but it's hard to explain.
It's a psychic connection from inside your brain,
That helps you understand people like Shirley Maclaine,
Who wear crystals they bought in the mall, the mall!
Who wear crystals they bought in the mall!

 

[DisGirlAllie]

"Prison breaks are organised with more teamwork and efficiency!"

 

[DisGirlAllie]

"Angelina Jolie ordered the wonton soup and then tried to adopt my daughter."

 

[DisGirlAllie]

“No, New Mexico is not a foreign country!”

 

[DisGirlAllie]

“Mind if I sit here?” “Do you have to?”

 

[DisGirlAllie]

"I love culture; I’ve seen We Will Rock You four times."

 

[DisGirlAllie]

"When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade! When everybody around you bursts into flames, it’s time for s'mores! When the Earth opens up, so will parking spaces! And when I see a river of blood, I go kayaking, mister!"

 

[marypops!]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZSFvntwgEQ

It's Pinky and the Brain... And Larry!

 

[DisGirlAllie]

"I used to be a gym teacher. You know what that means? I got kicked out of the navy."

 

[I Am What I Am]

Have I mentioned how much I love Kaylee/Simon? Because I do. I really really really do. <3

 

[DisGirlAllie]

"Sure is a lot of junk falling from the sky today…"

 

[DisGirlAllie]

“You behave, young man, or you’ll miss your sister’s wedding!” “Is that a promise?”

 

[DisGirlAllie]

“He’s a disabled puppet so she loves putting him in the wheelchair!”

 

[DisGirlAllie]

"Caution: beware of stampeding turtles"

 

[DisGirlAllie]

“I’m not scared, I’m rationally concerned!”

 

[DisGirlAllie]

“It’s not stealing when no one want’s it!” “Then why do we steal it?”

 

[DisGirlAllie]

"I hate when I go to someone’s house and their dog jumps all over me and the owner says ‘oh, it’s alright, he’s just friendly’. Guess what? I’m not; get your dog off me!"

 

[DisGirlAllie]

"Tap, fine. Ballroom, bring it. Tango, it’s on. But square dancing!?!?"