The Random Thread: Inspired by the last Random Thread

[marypops!]

Watching Life After People.

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

*Kerrang : Does God exist?
Davey: I don’t believe in God, but I do believe in Gosh.
Adam: Yeah, Gosh, totally. He’s like God only he’s way more easy going.

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Random Fan: *hands Adam Hitler Ghost Rock when he's not looking*
Adam : *looks confused* "what the... what the **** is this?! ... A rock Hitler thing?!"
Fan: "Hitler Ghost Rock."
Adam : "What is wrong with you?"


“We once left Hunter at a gas station in the middle of the night in Belgium or someplace like that. We had stopped at a rest stop and everyone got off the bus to buy crappy gas station food and I guess he got off the bus and was on the phone. We all came out the store and got on the bus and drove away. Twenty minutes later it was like, "Where's Hunter?" Since no one in the crew plays bass, we turned around, drove back, and he was still on the phone and didn't even know we had left. We also left Jerry, our production manager, on a ferry in Sweden some time last year”


DAVEY: We're very priveleged to have been able to do this for so long, and to continue to appeal to people in that way and to touch people and to have them follow us for... 16 years now, it's just been so great.
JADE: What people have you been touching?
DAVEY: Oh, I was touching Nardwuar earlier.
JADE: Yeah, I saw that.
DAVEY: Well, I mean, he's such a snazzy dresser.


Davey (singing to smith):"You're drunk, but youre still vegan...and Im straight edge..."


"People may not know this but the fire inside is a clean burning fuel." -Jade

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

"When I went to school as a freshman, people would call me Satan: 'Hey Satan, what's up?' When I left in '93, punk still wasn't cool, and girls weren't diggin' guys in make-up with rings in their face." -Davey

"I'm gonna be playing keyboards, and I don't have any cool keyboard moves." -Jade

"It would be nice if some of those rock guys from the MidWest pick up the record and actually get into it. It'll be like that metrosexual episode of South Park: Those guys will be showing up at the Nickelback concert with product in their hair and wearing a mesh shirt." -Jade


[when asked what he would do if he were a woman for a day] Could I have sex with myself? Could there still be me and then a girl me? -Davey



Interviewer: This band has always been able to communicate with its fanbase, I mean, you've always been huge within what it is the spectators do as well.

Davey: Um..we've been lucky. *laughs* You know, we're very priveldged to have been able to do this for so long and to continue to appeal to people in that way and to touch people and to have them follow us for sixteen years now...it's been great.
Jade: Which people have you been touching?
Davey: I was touching Nardwar earlier.
Jade: Yeah, I saw that.
Davey: I mean, he's such a snazzy dresser.
Interviewer: He is. Has a sense of style. Completely unique.
Jade: Very unique.
Davey: It's very golf-inspired. You know, i could see that golf-series on the runway.


Kerrang : Who is the vainest person in the band?
Everyone: (laughing) Davey!
Davey: Probably me, but I do it on my own time. I'm vain, but punctual.
Jade: He can't walk past a mirror without checking himself out.
Davey: Not a chance. I spent a lot of my childhood with my cousin sat on our washing machine, just staring into the mirror. For hours, not even adjusting hair or anything, just staring. It's not that I like what I see, necessarily, I just have to see it all the time.


Mark(panasonicyouth on Buzznet): Who would win in a dance off? Davey or Jade?
Davey: *points to Jade*
Jade: I was a breakdancer.
Davey: I'm a spazz.
Jade: He's got his own style. It's kinda like apples and oranges.
Davey: I kinda dance like Snoopy.

 

[marypops!]

This is pretty interesting.

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Oh yeah, we made a new t-shirt and zip-up hoodie as well. It's only our second design because we're lazy. It costs a few dollars more than the other one because it cost a lot more to make, due to the fact that it's one of those well-cut thin tees made with fancy schmancy cotton that feels good on yo skinz.

I ponch yoo


Fist single?

It's not actually a fist single, it's our "first" single, so if any of you bought it thinking it was going to be fist-related, like a song about fists, or maybe fist artwork, sorry.

But yeah! It's exciting to finally have something out even if it's one song. I know most of you probably already have rips of Stiff Kittens but dig up some change in the cushions of your couch and buy it. If you put the change in the CD tray of your computer and close it, the money goes right to Apple and the song automatically downloads to your desktop.

On second though, there will be one person who actually does that and then gets mad because their computer bursts into flames, so please don't put change in your computer people, I lied.

<3

Jade, by the way

Everything That I'm About to Do to You Baby, I Learned at Sea World

I'm exhausted. I haven't really gotten over the city of sin. I was strung out on donuts and debauchery for days, and the gyming and jet setting since has not helped subdue the residual effects in the least. Let my example drive you to carrots and early nights instead of those tempting, pink, pastry boxes and sunrises....but I digress, though not really, as I just want to say thank you all for the Sexy Vegan award! Love it. I promise my reign this year will be firm but fabulous..and full of fruit. (sometimes I just don't edit myself)

To all you Socalians, much love for putting us in the Furious Five yesterday! Quite nice of you.


mushroom tea on ice for everyone!

DXH

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Davey: On a couple of occasions, people have maintained that it stands for A Fire Within or, like, A Forgotten Song, where they'll totally ignore the letters of the acronym. And it's nice to hear the base, derogatory stuff directed at the band -- like A *** Inside. I enjoy those. But I really like Aw, **** It.


Referring to his (I assume) Kidrobot hoodie:
"Isn't it? It's very Lucky Charms...except no marshmallows, because I'm vegan. So these are vegan hearts and stars...made only of cornstarch, no gelatin."


Interviewer: Tell me something about your fake eyelashes.
Davey: Fake?!
Interviewer: "Well..I mean...uh..ok".
Davey: "Here, feel"
Interviewer: "Oh..but..alright, seriously do you have a special person that applies those for you or do you do it by yourself?"
Davey: "I actually have a very special person, he's very dear to my heart, it's me. I spend most of my time with him, he's very hard to deal with"


(Davey just got attacked by fangirls at the SLC blaqk audio show)
*looking at hand* "This is the first time I've ever ****ing bled on tour!"

(This was also at the SLC Blaqk Audio show, I threw a banner onto the stage, and he said this while he was picking it up and taking it to the side of the stage)

"What's this? One of your guys's clothes or something?"


(On a radio interview with Davey, answering phone calls)
Fan's Dad in background: Hey--
Fan: Daddd! No! I'm on the phone with Davey Havok!
Davey: Dad, she's on the phone with Davey Havok! Come on!
Fan's Mom: Oh, call him back later.
Davey: I'm sorry that's going on in your life right now.
*Baby cries in background*
Davey: Oh my god. Okay, I'm gonna start taking pills now. Good luck!

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

On This Glorious Occasion....

If there were any way to have gotten out of the plane, run down the tarmac and thrown myself in front of an incoming Jumbo Jet I wouldn't be writing this right now. I know you've all heard someone slowly, methodically, bite by nasty bite, smack their way through food so I won't go too far into description here but lets just say when the malodorous, cacophonous, falafel event has you pinned against the window seat of a humid, refugee flight out of vegas that feels like a greyhound with wings....it's very nightmarish. People, damnit, STOP SMACKING YOUR NASTY FOOD....god, I swear, he licked his fingers for five minutes afterword.

I'm not here to talk about that though. I'm here to say that this is it. After years of whispers and rumors...after months of programing and singing....in but a few hours, we are proud to give you CexCells! By the time you read this it should be sitting on the shelves. We're so very happy with it...we hope you enjoy it.

and in celebration, I'm gonna go dance. Apropos, no?

full of rice,

DXH

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

MRR: Okay, let's start off with who's in the band and what they do.
D: I'm Davey and I sing, make faces and swing from the trees.
M: I'm Morkissey, I am the reincarnation of Jimi Hendrix. All kneel and praise me.
A: Adam. Drums.
G: I'm Geoff. I play bass and sock Adam when he makes fun of me!

MRR: Don't you have a label, too?
G: Yeah, I run Key Lime Pie Records. So, unless people give me money, I pay for everything myself and I get nothing in return!!
D: You get a kiss every once in a while.
G: Not from you!!!
D: I try. [laughter]


D: Will you ever be dead?
M: When I kill myself on my 30th birthday.


MRR: Do you think you guys'll ever go metal?
M: Geoff and I will.
A: I'm going to go reggae.
G: Yeah, we'll play Slayer covers after A.F.I. is over.
D: I hate all of you.

 

[nerdylightbulb]

Howdy :3

 

[AliceinHalloweentown]

So.. i turns out my costume for HAlloween will be doulbed.

It's Mrs. Lovett but apparently I'll also be Esme for Twilight in a parody group

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

jade: i think our next album will be ska and opera. skapra
davey: skapra! thats geninous!


at warped '06 in boise, someone threw a belt or something onstage,
davey: thank you for throwing that at me. I will be back out later to make out with you.


"everytime i have to fill up my car, i place an evil curse on george w. bush...that *******" - hunter


Interviewer: Now, I hate to bring this up, but can you clear up the whole 'emo' thing for us?
Davey: -craps on about the origin of emo i.e. 80's bands, then how pop-punk suddenly became emo- WE ARE NOT ****ING EMO!


if i ever do anything due to "popular demand", i'll be the first to kick myself in the nuts.
-jade (from his blog)


'I'm sort of creeped out by all the orange tan people here in Hollywood. They look like clay pumpkins.' - Jade

'So here's what people should do that want to hear more of early songs, when we play them live, go extra crazy, headspins, uncontrollable spasming, silly little backflips, long division, spontaneous combustion, etc. and we'll put more of them in the set. Deal?' - Jade.

'Do what you feel is right for you, no matter what. Believe in yourself, no matter how many people tell you that you're ****ed up, do what you have to do. AS LONG as it doesn't infringe on other people's happiness.' - Davey

'I ate vegan bangers and mash as well. Whoever invented bangers, I believe it was Nigel Banger, must be turning over in his grave. I also poured coffee on my teabag. I'm very amateur when it comes to being a British person.' - Jade

'If you want something, do it, and do it as well as you can. And don't let anyone tell you that you shouldn't be doing it. Don't let anyone tell you that you don't do it well, even if, perhaps, you don't do it well because if you're doing something you're passionate about, you're doing something you enjoy.' - Adam.

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Jade- I'm so ****ed on the show tonight. Fudged. Sorry kids, if you curse, you're the worst.

Davey- For all those aghast, having been misinformed and tricked into thinking it was cool, or far out, or whatever you crazy kids might call it today, FEAR NOT for you are not too far gone! We at the church of Holy Christ Crowd Surfing Sucks welcome you with loving arms.

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

"I have two cell phones and I don’t feel weird about this. No disrespect to children in third world countries that only have one cell phone." - Hunter


Smith: Yeah, i got grillz! I got 'em since i was born, 3 ****in rows of teeth, like a shark, chop down a tree, bite off all the bark! Script *** mother****er..I aint scripted, im of the cuff, i'm off the neck, i'm off the top of my cranium!


Jade: "He is trippin!!!"
*later on*
"Tree snake! Snake's in a tree!"

Davey: "Thats not good is it?"



Sammy: Okay, Davey, you have one bullet and a licence to kill... who's dying?
Davey: Ronald McDonald.
Sammy: Really? You can kill anyone and you pick a clown getting paid minimum wage?
Davey: Yeah, if i kill him then they all fall.
Sammy: Welly then what if the Wendy's board takes his place? Or the King?
Davey; Line em' up!

 

[nerdylightbulb]

 

[WDWtraveler27]

hey

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Kerrang: What’s the best way you’ve heard you died?
Davey: A heroin overdose, here in London. That was the most real one because that made it all the way back to the United States and caused our booking agent there to call our booking agent here to make sure I was okay. They often kill me of cancer, which I really don’t like. Then there was the one that Claudio from Coheed and Cambria tackled me and killed me.
Adam: What were you doing!?
Davey: Playing football I guess. And I died, which sucks.


Fritch tells me matches aren't vegetarian. I never knew. I liked matches.

I was once told I was a powerful wizard by a homeless person.

No animals were harmed in the flattening of my hair.


On the way to the movies someone called me Mr. Murder before flashing a camera in my face. It made me wanna go on a killing spree a little bit.



Question: Hey Jade. There is this football jock in my school who tries acting like all that. He called me gay today cuz I wore an AFI shirt.. Should I jump him after school or just hit him with a bat or do you recommand something else? You seem like the type of guy who got in his share of fights.
Jade:You should grab his butt. Ask him if he wants to make out with you or fight you and then do the opposite of what he says. The last thread in which someone wrote, "Mooove *****, get out the way" disappeared before I could say:
*****! Watch out, watch out, watch out *****! Watch out, watch out, watch out, move Here I come, there I go UH OH! Don't jump *****, move You see them headlights? You hear that ****ing' crowd? Start that ******* show, I'm comin' through Hit the stage and knock the girlies down I **** the crowd up - that's what I do By the way, that's Mystikal. If I had wrote it, it would be far tighter.

 

[iNeedGlee]

I Want Christmas!!!!!!!
Anyone Else???

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fshhhhh!"-Davey (on Loveline)



Davey, upon being asked what he thought about Fall Out Boy and Panic! At The Disco being branded as punk:

"Regardless of what you think of those bands, that's ridiculous. We're not punk. Black Flag is punk. The germans are punk."

Interviewer: "Wait; did you say, 'The germans are punk'?"

Davey: *laughs* "Some of them!"

Edit: New one by Davey: "**** no it doesn't bight you in the *** Evil Dead!"


Jade: So why do you flip off babies?
Smith: Because...if you flip off a baby you're the first person ever to flip off that human being in their entire life.
I'll flip off the whole next generation.


"Je suis un pamplemousse. DONNEZ-MOI TOUS VOS CROISSANTS! (I am a grapefruit. GIVE ME ALL YOUR CROISSANTS!)"


Erica Palmer: How do you feel about your younger fans? I was told by a fan that because I'm a 15-year-old sXe kid, I have no business listening to AFI. Davey: That's absurd. I'M a fifteen year old sXe kid...er...just older...a lot older.


I experienced one of my most starstruck moments at the Oasis show. Now, there are a handful of people who will get me starstruck, but generally, I'm able to handle myself because if I meet them it's at a place where I wouldn't be surprised to do so. I did not expect to see Trent Reznor in Las Vegas at this Oasis show, so when I did, I had a little episode. Needless to say I totally dorked out and fan-boyed all over the accommodating gentleman for about 4.5 seconds before letting him be free of me. He was cool. It was nifty. Bowie, you're next.

 

[disneyworldluvr349]

hey

Hey pedrooo!

So.. i turns out my costume for HAlloween will be doulbed.

It's Mrs. Lovett but apparently I'll also be Esme for Twilight in a parody group

That is so awesome! They both rock!

Howdy :3

Hey :]

I Want Christmas!!!!!!!
Anyone Else???

Yes! I love Christmas!