The Random Thread and the Royal Family of Canadia, the USA, and Great Britain

[AmandaSparks730]

Ron: Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?

 

[nerdylightbulb]

I entered a contest to have Family Force 5 play at my school. 99% of the school would probably be like "What is this?", but I want them to come anyways c:

 

[AmandaSparks730]

deleted scene]
Fred Weasley: Look everyone, it's the heir of Slytherin!
George Weasley: Be careful! He's a seriously evil wizard.
Ron: Come on, Harry. Fred and George were just having a laugh.
Harry: They're the only ones.
Ron: Okay, so half the school thinks you're nipping off to the Chamber of Secrets every night. Who cares?
Harry: Maybe they're right.
Hermione: Harry! Harry? Oh, come on!
Harry: Look, I didn't know I could speak Parseltongue! What else don't I know about myself? Look. Maybe you can do something, even something horrible and not know you did it.
Hermione: You don't believe that, Harry. I know you don't. And if it makes you feel any better, Malfoy's staying for the holidays, too.
Ron: Why would that make anyone feel any better?
Hermione: Because, in a few days the Polyjuice Potion will be ready! In a few days, we may truly know who is the heir of Slytherin.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Ron: Have you spoken to Hermione?
Harry: She should be out of hospital in a few days... when she stops coughing up fur balls.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m36xv75MJ4U&NR=1

All-American Girl

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Dobby: Dobby is... free.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Professor Snape: [taps the blank Marauder's Map with his wand] Reveal your secrets.
[writing appears on the map]
Professor Snape: Read it.
Harry: "Messrs. Mooney, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs, offer their compliments to Professor Snape and... "
Professor Snape: Go on.
Harry: "... and request that he keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Ron: [sitting bolt upright in bed] Spiders... the spiders... they want me to tap-dance. And I don't want to tap-dance!
Harry: You tell those spiders, Ron.
Ron: Yeah, tell them... I'll tell them...
[falls straight back asleep]

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Harry: What's the holdup?
Ron: Probably Neville's forgotten the password again.
Neville Longbottom: [behind them] Hey!
Ron: Oh... You're there...

 

[MickeyisBeast]

when ever a girl hugs her boyfriend her friends go "awww" but when the boy hugs his girlfriend his friends say "get it boy" "tap that"

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Malfoy: Ah, come to see the show?
Hermione: [shouts] You! You foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach!
[Hermione raises her wand at Malfoy. He backs against the wall, whimpering]
Ron: Hermione, no! He's not worth it.
[Hermione lowers her wand and turns away. Malfoy starts laughing, she spins around and socks him in the nose]
Vincent Crabbe: Malfoy! Are you okay? Come on, let's go!
Malfoy: [running away] Quick! Not a word to anyone! Understood?
Hermione: That felt good.
Ron: Not good, brilliant!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Professor Trelawney: Your aura is pulsing! Are you in the beyond? I think you are!
Ron: Sure...
Professor Trelawney: Look at the cup, tell me what you see!
Ron: Oh yeah... well, Harry's got a sort of wonky cross... that's trials and suffering. And, uh, that there could be the sun, and that's happiness, so... you're gonna suffer... but you're gonna be happy about it...

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Guy 1: Isnt she beautiful? The sparkle of her eyes make the stars jealous. Guy 2: Dude, obviously you love her. Ask her out before some one else does and ends up breaking her heart...

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Dumbledore: A child's voice, however honest and true, is meaningless to those who've forgotten how to listen.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

1800s- Where do you live? I will write you a letter.
1900s- What is your phone number? I will give you a call.
2000- What is you email? I will message you
2010- Do you have a facebook?

 

[MickeyisBeast]

I THROW MY HANDS IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SAYI- OMG ARE YOU OKAY? Wow, sorry dude. Didn't mean to hit you

 

[MickeyisBeast]

When a girl cries over a boy, its not very suprising...but when a boy cries over a girl...its heartbreaking to watch...

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Harry: You were right, Hermione! It wasn't my dad I saw earlier! It was me! I saw myself conjuring the patronus before! I knew I could do it this time, because... well, because I'd already done it! Does that make sense?
Hermione: No! But I DON'T LIKE FLYING!
[screams as Buckbeak dives]

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Hi. I'm a boy. I'm a professional heartbreaker. But, let's forget about that for a second, while I lure you in with lies about how I'm never going to hurt you and about how you mean a lot to me. Sounds good right? Yeah, not for long.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

[about the newspaper clipping Ron was showing Harry and Hermione]
George Weasley: Not flashing that clipping again, are you, Ron?
Ron: I haven't shown anyone!
Fred Weasley: No, not a soul! Unless you count Tom.
George Weasley: The day maid.
Fred Weasley: The night maid.
George Weasley: The cook.
Fred Weasley: That bloke who came to fix the toilet.
George Weasley: And that wizard from Belgium!