The Random Thread and the Half-Blood Prince

[MickeyisBeast]

Three times a day love I'm surprised I'm not addicted to excedrin

it's ibuprofin for me, those little bottles are all over my bedroom. I get little ones almost every night, and really big ones once or twice a month. They're torture. I take ibuprofin every Friday and Saturday night. I have ever since 4th grade.

I get them at night too. Idk if mine are as bad as yours or not though. Probably not.

I've never had one during the day, the doctors have 'concluded' that I get mine in various ways:
-Being in a dark room watching TV/on the computer
-chocolate at night (gasp!)
-when I'm nervous (tests/anything to do with school, really)
-when I'm excited (which causes me to get them at WDW a lot)

 

[marypops!]

A teacher tells a lazy student that he would need to study at least once a day for a week if he wants to pass an exam. He also mentions that the kid should do at least a minimum of 2 hours of studying when he starts. The student hesitantly agrees to do this, but finds a way to study as little as possible. What would be the absolute minimum the student can spend studying?

 

[DisGirlAllie]

it's ibuprofin for me, those little bottles are all over my bedroom. I get little ones almost every night, and really big ones once or twice a month. They're torture. I take ibuprofin every Friday and Saturday night. I have ever since 4th grade.

My grandpa takes four ibuprofin before bed every night. It freaks my mum and I out but he's done it for years

A teacher tells a lazy student that he would need to study at least once a day for a week if he wants to pass an exam. He also mentions that the kid should do at least a minimum of 2 hours of studying when he starts. The student hesitantly agrees to do this, but finds a way to study as little as possible. What would be the absolute minimum the student can spend studying?

Two hours?

 

[DISKATER69]

it's ibuprofin for me, those little bottles are all over my bedroom. I get little ones almost every night, and really big ones once or twice a month. They're torture. I take ibuprofin every Friday and Saturday night. I have ever since 4th grade.



I've never had one during the day, the doctors have 'concluded' that I get mine in various ways:
-Being in a dark room watching TV/on the computer
-chocolate at night (gasp!)
-when I'm nervous (tests/anything to do with school, really)
-when I'm excited (which causes me to get them at WDW a lot)

The doctors told me to take some weird thing, but I said no. Eventually I just learned to ignore them kinda

 

[marypops!]

My grandpa takes four ibuprofin before bed every night. It freaks my mum and I out but he's done it for years

Two hours?

Nope. that's the minimum a day. I'll also say it's not 14 hours because then this wouldn't be much of a puzzle.

 

[DISKATER69]

Twins 1
White Sox 0

YAY

 

[DisGirlAllie]

nope. That's the minimum a day. I'll also say it's not 14 hours because then this wouldn't be much of a puzzle.

4?

 

[marypops!]

Nope. You can start the revision at any time of the day. Think about that.

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Nope. You can start the revision at any time of the day. Think about that.

I don't understand it.
I give up

 

[MickeyisBeast]

I've been thinking about all the horible 'injuries' I've had... they're all pretty bad. And each one has a back story:

1) 1st grade. I got pink eye, then it spread to my other eye. And I couldn't open my eyes

 

[MickeyisBeast]

2) 4th grade. Total new school, and on the 7th day of school (yes, I know the EXACT day, because I had to miss our 7th day of school party- I was devestated) my leg gets crazy itchy. So I complain to my teacher, she sends me to the nurse, I show the nurse my leg and she's all "you've got poison oak" because I've got these red bumps all over the front of my right leg. So my mom comes and gets me and takes me to the doctors. Well, the doctors are all amazed by my leg (my one regular doctor calls in like 5 other doctors to come look at it) and they finally decide it's shingles! WTH. OLD PEOPLE GET THAT! So, the doctor told me that they form on a certain muscles/parts of your leg/whatever, so since I had mine all on the front of my red leg, it was going to spread to my lower right back. That it did. I couldn't sit down for three days, I had to lay on my left side D: AND, to make matters worse, shingles is just like chicken pox only it stays in "one section" and instead of just itching, you have imense pain on the inside of your body. Yeah, I was out of school for a week. It was terrible

 

[aherzog]

10 hrs

 

[MickeyisBeast]

3) 5th grade. Broke my arm. Yeah. I broke my arm... the best part is, I broke it going down an inflatable slide. I'm not lieing. It was my brothers Communion, and he wanted a bouncy house with a bouncy slide attatched to it for his party. So, I go down, fast, hit the side of the slide, go tumpling into the air, and land HARD on my right shoulder. With the air force of the bouncy slide pushing up, and me falling pushing down, there was this large crack noise and I broke my arm. My parents didn't believe I broke my arm, the only person who thought I did was my aunt. So after days of complaining that I couldn't move my arm at all, my mom took me to the doctors where they told me go to the hospital to have an x-ray done. They take the x-ray and what are the results? A huuuuuuuge crack in my bone.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

*Worst one*

4) 8th grade. I had lost all but one baby tooth. So, the dentist took an x-ray of my mouth, and noticed I still had the baby tooth because the adult tooth underneath was coming up slanted and not pushing into it. So they said "No big deal, we'll just pull it out" so I come back the next week, scared as I could possibly be (I knew they would have to pinch my nerves in my mouth with a needle, and I hate needles.) So, my detist lets me pick what I want to watch on TV. And then a few minutes later, the assistant comes in, and puts this numb-ing stuff around the right side of my mouth (See a patern here? I only ever get hurt on my right side! What is up with that?) with a Q-tip. Then, the dentist who would be pulling my tooth out comes in. He has this needle pincher hooked up to this machine behind me. He turns it on and tells me "it's just gonna pinch a little" it stings a little, but I really can't feel that side of my mouth. So then he tells me that all I will be able to feel is him tugging and pulling a little bit. No big deal. He takes this utensil, that has a flat handle then it goes down like a u at the end. He starts pushing my tooth with it. It hurts REALLY bad, and I can FEEL it! That numbing crap didn't work at all. Then he takes ply-ers out and starts pulling my tooth. He goes back and forth between the two for AT LEAST ten minutes. I'm trying soooo hard not to cry, but it hard SO bad. After about 10 minutes and not having my tooth pulled out, I start praying xD I'm like "God, please oh please let them pull this tooth out SOON. It's soooo much pain. PLEASE!" next thing I know, the dentist is like "got it!" and shows me the tooth. The look on my face when I saw that tooth was pure shock. You want to know what that tooth looks like? I still have it, here's a picture:

That baby got me out of school for a day. I couldn't open my mouth more than a centimeter for at least 10 hours. I tried, I just couldn't my mouth hurt too much and it was just too painful.

Worst experience ever!

 

[marypops!]

I don't understand it.
I give up

If you start the revision around 11:00, you would end up revising into the next day if you did it for two hours, therefore you've done two hours of revision over two days. Repeat this for the next week, and you'll end up with 8 hours of revision because you'd have to spend the 7th day doing the complete two hours.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1rVF8Np4xw&feature=player_embedded

Disney's BLAM! does Up! (Note, it's a parody)

 

[DISKATER69]

Twins 3
White Sox 0

 

[DisneyRockstar]

The "I like turtles" kid got a web redemption

 

[DISKATER69]

The "I like turtles" kid got a web redemption

How? xD

what did they have him do?

 

[DISKATER69]

Twins 3
White Sox 1

Meh. Could be worse.

 

[DisneyRockstar]

How? xD

what did they have him do?

They dressed him up as a turtle and Daniel tosh acted as the news reporter.

The kid blindly says "I like zombies" and daniel pushes him to the ground and he can't get up in the turtle outfit.

I lol'd tremendously