The Random Thread and The Endless Nights of Baseball Discussions

[CowboyErin]

Did you just like your own status? That's like high-fiving yourself in public.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

I JOINED THAT YESTERDAY!

oh how true xD

ditto xD

I JOINED THAT TOOOO!

uh huh.


MUAHAHHAHAHAH
AMERICAN KIDS HAVE SCHOOOOL TOMORROW! I don't ;D

Haha

AMERICAN KIDS DON'T HAVE SCHOOL NEXT FRIDAY! OR THE MONDAY AND TUESDAY AFTER HALLOWEEN WEEKEND! SO SARA GETS A 5 DAY WEEKEND! I win.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Wii: "Who do you think stole our games"
Xbox360:"I don't know"
Ps3: "Just cause I'm black you think I done it"

 

[CowboyErin]

"I failed!" "Me too!!" "HIGH FIVE!"

 

[MickeyisBeast]

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, gummy bears are chasing me. One is red, one is blue, one is peeing on my shoe. Now I'm running for my life cause the red one has a knife!!!

 

[CowboyErin]

Dear Math, go buy a calculator and solve your own problems. I'm a teenager, not a therapist.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Mom:"What are you going to do if someone breaks in"
You:"Start a conversation with him and offer them some snacks"

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Remember in like third grade when you were learning cursive and the teacher told you that you have to write like this from now on, pshh, yeah right!! They lied!!

 

[CowboyErin]

"Are you going to school tomorrow?" "No, I'm riding my unicorn to Alaska."

 

[MickeyisBeast]

You: F is for friends who do stuff together! U is for you and me!
Mom: What are you spelling?!?!
You: Fun.....

 

[CowboyErin]

I hate it when I die from not forwarding those chain letters

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Teacher: Have you seen God before?
Student: No Sir.
Teacher: Then there is no God!
Student: Excuse me sir.
Teacher: What?
Student: Have you seen your brain before?
Teacher: No.
Student: Hey guys lets go... Sir didn't have a brain after all...

 

[CowboyErin]

I'm not yelling at you. I'm from New York, we all talk like this...

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Will Smith: you know what they say about a guy with big feet.
little girl: no what!
Will Smith: they say..they say, damn you got some big feet.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Two teardrops were floating down a river. One teardrop said to the other "I'm the teardrop of a girl who loved a boy and lost him, who are you?" "I'm the teardop of the boy who regrets letting her go"

 

[MickeyisBeast]

(in your room, on fb) mom: are you doing you homework? you: yeah. mom: okay honey. youhears footsteps)(in your head)OH HELL NO! (turns off computer and takes out a random book) mom: (opens the door) you: hi mommy.

 

[CowboyErin]

Erin likes how gingers are treated as a different species.

( 3,000 posts )

 

[MickeyisBeast]

"You know Justin Bieber is in the hospital?"... "OMG, WHY??!!"... "He fell off a ladder trying to reach puberty"

 

[CowboyErin]

You're 6. you have an iPhone. Do you know what I had when I was 6? Bop it.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

I find it interesting when people are arguing in class, and one of them comes up with an insulting comeback, the majority of the class all respond with "OHHHHHHH!"