The Random Thread and The Endless Nights of Baseball Discussions

[MickeyisBeast]

When guys get jealous, it’s actually kinda cute. When girls get jealous, World War III is about to start.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Boy: Is you're name Google?

girl: NO!!! why would my name be Google?

Boy: Because you are everything i'm searching for

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Did you know that when someone appears in your dreams, it's because that person misses you. -Psychological fact.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

If Justin Beiber was about to jump off a skyscraper, 80% of teenage girls would panic, 19% Would get a chair, buy some popcorn, and yell "DO A BACKFLIP"

Like this If you are part of the 1% that would push him off

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Boys should come with a warning lable. Caution: I will flirt with you. text 24/7.lead you on.tell you i love you.then ill totally ignore you. flirt with another girl. break your heart and never talk to you again.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

"OMG! Our house is on fire!"
"Let's get out of here!"
"Wait, I need to put it on my Facebook status!"

 

[MickeyisBeast]

A friend shares a bag of Doritos with you;
A good friend share a bag of Doritos with you and lets you have the last one;
A BEST friend stares at you with a huge grin and eats the whole bag by him/herself =)

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Pre-School: I'm telling my mommy!Grade 1: You're not coming to my birthday party! Grade 3: They just stuck their tongue out at me! Grade 6: Talk to the hand. Grade 8: Whatever. Grade 10,11 & 12: SHUT THE fhvgb UP BEFORE I COME PUNCH YOU!

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Age 6: Daddy, I love you!
Dad: Love you, too, Baby Girl.

Age 15: Daddy, I love you!
Dad:...Alright, how much is this gonna cost me?

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Old People at Weddings Always Poke Me and Say, "You're Next." So, I Started Doing the Same Thing to Them at Funerals.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

The average person tells 4 lies a day. And 1460 a year. A total of 88,000 by the age of 6. And the most common lie is "I'm fine."

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Edward isn't a Vampire , He lives in the forest , he doesn't eat people ,and he sparkles. Hes obviously a Fairy.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

The worst feeling you'll ever feel is sitting next to the person who means the world to you, knowing that you mean nothing to them

 

[MickeyisBeast]

8 years old: "Go to bed" "no" "why not?" "im not sleepy...5 more minutes?" couple years later: "get up" "no" "why?" "im tired. 5 more minutes!"

 

[MickeyisBeast]

wouldn't life be perfect if...sweat pants were sexy, mondays were fun,junk food didn't make you fat,girls didn't cause so much drama,guys weren't so confusing,nothing was regrettable, and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow...

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Black people started wearing their pants low.. white people started calling it "saggin" .. whats "saggin" spell backwards ? Those tricky white people

 

[MickeyisBeast]

There is a "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, "us" in trust, and "if" in life.
And after Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says Wh T F.

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Guess where Allie got back from at 1:00 this morning?

NEW YORK CITY!

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Look at the keyboard, it has U and I together. Look underneath that, it says JK. Next to that spells LOL, and ends with a

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Guess where Allie got back from at 1:00 this morning?

NEW YORK CITY!

Sara is very much jealous!

How was it?