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[LondonUnderground]

musttttt get 7700.

 

[LondonUnderground]

wooo!
pizza express for dinner
except we bought the pizzas earlier to cook xD

 

[LondonUnderground]

 

[LondonUnderground]

 

[LondonUnderground]

HA
HA
HA!
xD

 

[LondonUnderground]

 

[MickeyisBeast]

I just finished watching Accused at 17... that was a really good movie... except I hate Nicole Anderson, so... ew

 

[LondonUnderground]

 

[LondonUnderground]

aw I like Nicole Anderson! she's pretty

but i guess its because shes going out with Nick in jonas la? xD
is it like me hatin on kelsey hawkins? xD

 

[LondonUnderground]

Most titles - Boston Celtics (17 titles)

BOOMWOW!
xD

 

[LondonUnderground]

LMAO!

 

[LondonUnderground]

mmm! i can smell doughballs in garlic butter and pizza cooking ;D

so hungry.

 

[LondonUnderground]

'cause they rapin everybody out there! xD

 

[LondonUnderground]

 

[MickeyisBeast]

NICOLE ANDERSON IS NOT DATING NICK JONAS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ow2Grqc3Mjw&feature=fvsr

 

[MickeyisBeast]

[I didn't write this, some other dude did. But I enjoy it, very much. And it's like totally true.]

7 Reasons I Hate the Red Sox (and Boston Fans)

I know I know, any good Red Sux Nation follower will know that, in any given nanosecond, I can come up with about 3,000 reasons. The reason I chose 7 is because this number represents the number of championships their excuse of a franchise will be stuck at for the rest of my life.

7. It all starts when they open their mouths.
Like fingernails on a chalkboard. One of the main reasons I have always hated the Red Sox was because of the belligerent Boston fans that insist on yelling “Go Sawks!” It didn't take me long to realize that they sound like a bunch of degenerate *******s. Thornton is prounounced Thawntin. Yeah is Yuh. The traffic is bumpa da bumpa. All the girls look like hookahs (am I supposed to smoke something out of them?). Beer sounds like beeya. There's, is pronounced theyuz and, of course, the Red Sox lose at Fenway Pahq (park for those who don't speak Bostonese). Somebody grab me an interpreter.

As Red Sox fans started finding a way to ditch their jobs of wiping windshields with newspapers, some of them found their way to the library (the big building with lots of book for Red Sox fans that stumbled in) and found a way to gain internet access, some were even able to afford computers. This was the worst thing to happen in the course of world history. They type seemingly normal. They use the the word retard (deceivingly not spelled retawd) too much, they seem to have a decent understanding of the English language (most first-graders would agree with this statement), but why the hell has someone not informed these degenerates how to turn off the CAPS LOCK KEY? I'm not gonna lie: I don't associate with many people who root for Boston. The Boston fans I do see often come into any pro-Yankees or anti-Boston area of social media and TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITH FIRST-GRADE GRAMMAR AND SPELLING. Seriously, it makes your fan base look RETAWDED. 7/16th's of an inch would make you look like you were at an 80 I.Q. instead of a 50.Somebody please teach them that, among other things, their pinky can be used to capitalize things when needed.

 

[marypops!]

Hello?
Hey.
Uhm, Who is this?
This is a dinosaur.
A dinosaur?
Yeah. A big T-Rex using the telephone.
I think you have the wrong number.
Well, I think you have the wrong phone.
Yeah... Well, just to let you know that i'm hanging up now...
Alright, but I just wanna let you know that i'm heading over.
Oh, please don't.
Do you want me to pick up anything? With my dinosaur hands? Maybe some soda-pop or a movie or two...
Nooo! Goodbye.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

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6. Treatment of the Steroids Issue
This was originally a contender for my top spot but then I realized it would be rude to use Red Sox fans' lack of logical capacity against them that harshly. They can't help that they were born stupid. It seems like every time I turn around, someone from Bawstin (yes that's how you sound when you say your own city's name) brings up Yankees players who did steroids and say that the "Yankees are a bunch of Cheetahs" (CNN reports that steroid use does indeed turn athletes into zoo animals). Eventually their steroids talk gets drowned out and I remember that, somehow, the Director of the Red Sox , Senator George Mitchell, got put in charge of investigating the use of steroids in Major League Baseball.

Congress couldn't possibly overlook such a glaring conflict of interest. I guess its only coincidence that so many Yankees players were on his list but any player in the report associated with the Red Sox at any time didn't have any involvement with P.E.D.'s during their glory days at Fenway Pahq. I guess Nomah's drop-off in production and increase in injuries had no correlation with the introduction of testing. I'm sure David Ortiz's jump from just barely average Minnesota Twin platoon player to superstar in 2003 had nothing to do with his later revealed link to P.E.D. use in 2003. Oh wait, you deny that he ever cheated because "Papi said so." I'm sure Mo Vaughn's numbers weren't helped by P.E.D.'s and that he really only started using them after he got injured. Didn't Pedro's numbers, stamina and reliability all go down when they started implementing testing? Trot Nixon seemed to fall of the map around the same time too. Just Saying!

 

[MickeyisBeast]

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5. Treatment of Former Players
You can read Pretty in Pinstripe's "Boston: Putting the B in Bullsh*t" or listen to Jay Mohr Trashes Boston Fans and you will get an accurate depiction of how I feel about how the Boston Red Sox and their fans treat former players. Remember Nomar getting trashed on his way out of town? I do. Remember Sox fans loving "Manny being Manny" until he "forced himself out of town"? Manny was a diva and you let it fly (and dare I say encouraged it) for many years. You know who else was a diva? Babe Ruth. We see how well that worked out for you. Remember the 2009-2010 off-season when the Red Sox front office made it very clear they weren't gonna play ball with Jason Bay in terms of negotiation? Somehow the Red Sox fans didn't when they booed him in a spring training game. Guess he should apologize for getting market-value. Next time the Red Sox need a publicity stunt, I hope Manny, Pedro, J-Bay, or any other former Red Sox player declines to sign the one-day contract.


April 9th 2008


Dear Bill Buckner:
Thank you for letting that infamous ball for going in between your legs in the 1986 World Series. I'm sorry the Red Sox fans blamed you for crushing their dreams 22 years ago. It must have been terrible being ridiculed until they won the World Series 16 years later. I think it's awesome that they magically love you now. And it's SUPAH WICKED AWESOME that you got to throw out the first pitch yesterday. I hope you enjoyed being a media pawn of the Boston Red Sox in their effort to bring more attention to themselves and increase the Red Sox Nation bandwagon membership.
Sincerely,
Red Sux Nation
P.S. I really believe they should have blamed it on Calvin Schiraldi. After all, he gave up 3 earned runs in addition to the unearned run in game 6. He also blew the lead in giving up 3 more earned runs in Game 7.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

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4. Last Team to Integrate
The Jackie Robinson story could be very different, along with my view for the Red Sox. Watching the Ken Burns Baseball documentary growing up, I discovered that one of the few teams to tryout Jackie Robinson was the Boston Red Sox (April 1945). Despite an impressive tryout, they decided to pass and the Dodgers signed him instead. A sham tryout held by Red Sox owner and resident racist, Tom Yawkey, to appease a politician. Instead, the Red Sox became the last team to integrate more than 14 years later when they signed Pumpsie Green. Your owner's racism caused your franchise to make it's biggest mistake since selling Babe Ruth.