*gasp*
*gasp*
*gasp*
*gasp*
I cannot believe you said that.
You're just jealous an amazing baseball player such as Derek Jeter is on the Yankees

AND MY DOG IS NAMED AFTER HIM!
He texted me a few minutes after that, and he was like "I just got pranked! And I thought it was real!" and I was like "Duude xD"
Oh, and guess what Eimear? The guy we prank called, he's a Red Sux fan! I found this out Friday night.