The Random Thread and The Boyfriend Fan Club!

[MickeyisBeast]

Boy: Why haven't you had a boyfriend yet?
Girl: I'm not allowed, why don't you have a girlfriend?
Boy: Cuz you're not allowed to have a boyfriend yet

 

[DisGirlAllie]

DUDE YES, I GOT THIS QUESTION IN THE BAG!

Liam!

Right? Right? Right?
I just remembered that, because I was watching a movie... and the main characters bf's name was Liam!

Liam, isn't it?

(If it's not, I'm so sorry!)

Very good

 

[MickeyisBeast]

"OMG I have to tell you this story about.." *starts laughing*
"there was this.." *starts laughing*
"Omg.. It was so funny.." *starts laughing* *deep breath*
"Okay there was this.." *starts laughing*

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Dear Tummy, sorry for all the butterflies. Dear Pillow, sorry for all the tears. Dear Heart, sorry for all the damage. Dear Brain, you were right

 

[MickeyisBeast]

I want to see my own funeral. I want to see who will be crying, and who will be there.
But more than anything, I just want to see who cares.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

When we're old and say 'epic', our kids will look at us and be like... WT?

 

[CowboyErin]

I'm from New York.. I'm not yelling, I just talk loud.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Fergie taught me how to spell G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S
Kesha taught me how to spell D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R
Jason Derulo taught me how to spell S-O-L-O
Gwen Stefani taught me how to spell B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Sponge Bob taught me how to spell F-U-N

 

[CowboyErin]

 

[DisGirlAllie]

SNL! Love it!

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Distracting your mind to prevent painful thoughts from returning

 

[MickeyisBeast]

OMG!
GUESS WHAT I FOUND OUT TODAY!

My mom told me "Your dad and uncle [my godfather] are going to run the race in WDW in January"

Me "..."

My mom "Mr. Cam might go too. They're staying in a value resort. Not going to the parks at all, leaving on a Friday then coming back on a Sunday."

Me "POP?"

Mom: "All Star Music"

Me "Count me out."

Mom: "But.. your dad wants to get AP's again..."

Me: "Would we get them... after my 15th birthday?"

Mom: "Umm... yes, why?"

Me: "Because, that way I can go to WDW for my 16th Bday!"

Mom: "Oh right, we'll probably go January, the weekend after your 15th birthday to WDW. We'll get the APs then."

Me: "DDDDDDD No way!"

Mom: "Don't say anything to your brothers, I've got to talk your dad into it a little more... but he really wants to go back... and he really wants APs again..."

Me: "OHHHHHHHMMYYYYYYYYGOOOOSSSSHHHH" D

Sara is happy

 

[MickeyisBeast]

"You haven't done anything all day!""No mom, I got up at 6AM to go to school, took 3 tests, ran 2 miles, did 2 pages of math, wrote 3 paragraphs on world history, walked home from school in 98 degree weather, and finished my homework."

Acutally, for me it's more like "No mom, I got up at 6 am to go to school, took 1 test and 1 quiz, took 4 pages of math notes, did 2 math worksheets, wrote 5 pages of world history vocabulary words, walked home from school in too hot of weather for October, and finished my homework. LAY OFF."

 

[MickeyisBeast]

american punishment: "youre grounded. give me your phone" chinese punishment: "youre grounded. give me your chopsticks. heres a fork"

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Taking an hour and a half every morning to get ready, yet somehow 2 minutes is all you need when you're late...

 

[MickeyisBeast]

11:30... I've gotta go
Ciao, Adios, Goodbye

 

[magicallyDisney001]

 

[magicallyDisney001]

I'm hungry.

 

[magicallyDisney001]

La la la.

 

[marypops!]

american punishment: "youre grounded. give me your phone" chinese punishment: "youre grounded. give me your chopsticks. heres a fork"

Actually, the Chinese don't mind if you use cutlery instead of chopsticks.