The Random Thread and The Boyfriend Fan Club!

[LondonUnderground]

oh yh meg. soz bbz. 4got mi plain 2 RI 2dai. mi bad.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

[eyeing the "KEEP OUT" signs surrounding Shrek's home]
Donkey: You, uh... you don't entertain much, do you?
Shrek: I like my privacy.
Donkey: Y'know, me too. That's another thing we have in common. I hate it when you've got someone in your face, you try to give someone a hint and they won't leave, and then there's that big awkward silence...
[big awkward silence ensues]
Donkey: ...Can I stay with you?
Shrek: What?
Donkey: Can I stay with you? Please?
Shrek: Of course!
Donkey: Really?
Shrek: NO!
Donkey: Please! I don't wanna go back there, you don't know what it's like to be treated as a freak!... Well, maybe you do... but that's why we gotta stick together! You gotta let me stay!

 

[scarscar93]

so last night was pretty stinking legit.

& that's why I'm proud to be a cw major.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

oh yh meg. soz bbz. 4got mi plain 2 RI 2dai. mi bad.

YOU MISSED FASHION DISASTER DAY! IT WAS EPIC!

I looked like I got hit by the fashion train, XD.

Even David, our resident gay guy/fashionista broke down and did it.

Jake did, too. And Jeff, which surprised me.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Donkey: We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!

 

[DisneyRockstar]

I know a place where the grass is always greener.
The palmetto state, can't think of anything thats better.
Sippin' sweet tea, & playin' songs on a six string.
The boys open our doors, its just called southern hospitality.

You can travel the world, but nothing comes close
to the Carolina coast.
Once you party with us, you'll be falling in love.

Carolina girls we're unforgettable
Girls raised in the south are more fun.
Everyone's your friend so have a popsicle.
Carolina girls we're undeniable
Charming & hott, we got it on lock.
East coast represent, now put your hands up.

Feel the summer breeze,
wearing flip flops never gets old.
& yeah, I drive a jeep.
Brad Paisley's playing on my stereo.

You can travel the world, but nothing comes close
to the Carolina coast.
Once you party with us, you'll be falling in love.

Carolina girls we're unforgettable
Girls raised in the south are more fun.
Everyone's your friend so have a popsicle.
Carolina girls we're undeniable
Charming & hott, we got it on lock.
East coast represent, now put your hands up.

Instrumental Break:

Carolina girls we're unforgettable
Girls raised in the south are more fun.
Everyone's your friend so have a popsicle.
Carolina girls we're undeniable
Charming & hott, we got it on lock.
East coast represent, now put your hands up.

Now put your hands up (x5)

 

[DisGirlAllie]

"I have never laughed so much, or cried so hard, or been so stressed, or had such a crazy good time all in one experience."

This quote completes my life.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Lord Farquaad: [playing with Gingy's legs] Run, run, run as fast as you can / You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!
Gingerbread Man: You're a monster!
Lord Farquaad: [tossing legs away] I'm not the monster here, YOU are! You and the rest of that fairytale trash, poisoning my perfect world. Now tell me, where are the others?
Gingerbread Man: Eat me!
[spits in Farquaad's face]
Lord Farquaad: I've tried to be fair to you creatures, but now my patience has reached its end! Tell me, or I'll...
[reaches down]
Gingerbread Man: NO! Not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons!
Lord Farquaad: All right, then! Who's hiding them?
Gingerbread Man: Okay, I'll tell you... Do you know... the Muffin Man?
Lord Farquaad: The Muffin Man?
Gingerbread Man: The Muffin Man.
Lord Farquaad: Yes, I know the Muffin Man. W-who lives down on Drury Lane?
Gingerbread Man: Well, she's married to the Muffin Man...
Lord Farquaad: The Muffin Man?
Gingerbread Man: THE MUFFIN MAN!
Lord Farquaad: She's married to the Muffin Man...

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Puppets at the Information Center: [singing] / Welcome to Duloc, such a perfect town / Here we have some rules, let us lay them down: / Don't make waves, stay in line / And we'll get along fine / Duloc is a perfect place / Please keep off of the grass / Shine your shoes, wipe your... FACE! / Duloc is, Duloc is / Duloc is a perfect... place!
[Shrek and Donkey get their photo taken]
Donkey: Wow. Let's do that again!
Shrek: [grabs Donkey] No, no, no!

 

[marypops!]

Now THAT is cool.

That. Is. Epic!

Seriously, submit that to a photo contest--stat!

Danke schön

Know of any photo contests?

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Shrek: For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think.
Donkey: Example?
Shrek: Example... uh... ogres are like onions!
[holds up an onion, which Donkey sniffs]
Donkey: They stink?
Shrek: Yes... No!
Donkey: Oh, they make you cry?
Shrek: No!
Donkey: Oh, you leave 'em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs...
Shrek: [peels an onion] NO! Layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.
[walks off]
Donkey: Oh, you both have LAYERS. Oh. You know, not everybody like onions. What about cake? Everybody loves cake!
Shrek: I don't care what everyone else likes! Ogres are not like cakes.
Donkey: You know what ELSE everybody likes? Parfaits! Have you ever met a person, you say, "Let's get some parfait," they say, "Hell no, I don't like no parfait"? Parfaits are delicious!
Shrek: NO! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Ogres are like onions! End of story! Bye-bye! See ya later.
Donkey: Parfait's gotta be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet!

 

[DisGirlAllie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yLEiTpq4tg

I love this song!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Danke schön

Know of any photo contests?

Hmmm. National Geographic might have a few, or perhaps a travel magazine.

Google, my dear! It shall be your best friend!

And umm...*insert words for "you're welcome" in German here*

 

[scarscar93]

I'm already writing down ideas for the spring cw event.

/overachiever.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Donkey: I'll find those stairs. I'll whip their butt, too. Those stairs won't know which way they're going... take drastic steps, kick it to the curb. Don't mess wit' me. I'm the Stair Master. I've mastered the stairs. I wish I had a step right here, right now, I'd step all over it...

 

[LondonUnderground]

YOU MISSED FASHION DISASTER DAY! IT WAS EPIC!

I looked like I got hit by the fashion train, XD.

Even David, our resident gay guy/fashionista broke down and did it.

Jake did, too. And Jeff, which surprised me.

xD that sounds awesome! we don't have anything like that in England D:

 

[scarscar93]

we're doing fake an injury day for an upcoming spirit week.

yessum.

fake papercut ftw!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Princess Fiona: [hears a roar] You didn't slay the dragon?
Shrek: It's on my to-do list, now come on!
Princess Fiona: But this isn't right! You're meant to charge in, sword drawn, banners flying! That's what all the other knights did!
Shrek: Yeah, right before they burst into flame!
Princess Fiona: That's not the point...!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

xD that sounds awesome! we don't have anything like that in England D:

Awwh. I got a weird look from my Spanish teacher and some random jerkheads, but it was still really really fun. Tomorrow's Hollywood Day, and then Friday is spirit day.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Lord Farquaad: [Slowly and dramatically to the looking glass] Magic... mirror... on... the wa...
Gingerbread Man: DON'T TELL HIM ANYTHING!