The Random Thread and The Boyfriend Fan Club!

[scarscar93]

I just painted my nails and now I'm uber-cautious of everything I'm doing.

as usual.

UGH. I have to stay at school until at least 8 P.M. tomorrow.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

[Woody finds Buzz dressed up as "Mrs. Nesbitt" and in the company of two headless dolls]
Woody: What happened to you?
Buzz: One minute you're defending the whole galaxy, and, suddenly, you find yourself sucking down Darjeeling with... Marie Antoinette and her little sister.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Alien #1: A stranger.
Alien #2: From the outside.
All: Oooooooooooooooh.

 

[DisGirlAllie]

It's-a me! MARIO!

LOVE IT!

You rock Brittany

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Alien: [after being selected by The Claw] I have been chosen! Farewell, my friends. I go on to a better place.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

"Every intern wants to perform their first surgery. That's not your job. Do you know what your job is? To make your resident happy. Do I look happy? No! Why? Because my interns are whiney. You know what will make me look happy? Having the code team staffed, having the trauma pages answered, having the weekend labs delivered and having someone down in the pit doing the sutures. No-one holds a scalpel until I'm so happy I'm Mary Freaking Poppins."

I love Grey's Anatomy <3

Grey's Anatomy is my favorite show! Next to The Office, of course.

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Grey's Anatomy is my favorite show! Next to The Office, of course.

Of course. I love Bailey.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Buzz Lightyear: I'll never give in. You killed my father!
Emperor Zurg: No, Buzz. I *am* your father!
Buzz Lightyear: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, no.
QUIT SPAMMING MY FACEBOOK WALL.
Thank you ma'am.

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Worst. Moment. Of. My. Life.

I once got stuck in It's a Small World for an hour. They kept the music on.
15 minutes in: This sucks. "We are having technical difficulties, please remain seated in your boats."
30 minutes: I am going to kill someone if they don't shut off this music "it's a small world after all..."
45 minutes: Hmm...how to best escape... "Please remain seated in your boats. That means you, sir."
50 minutes: DIE DOLLS, DIE! "It's a small world after all..."
55 minutes: "GET ME OUT OF HERE!" "TURN OFF THE BLOODY MUSIC!"

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Buzz Lightyear: Don't worry, Woody. In just a few hours you'll be sitting around a campfire with Andy making delicious hot Schmoes.
Woody: [lamely] They're called "S'mores", Buzz.
Buzz Lightyear: Yes, yes. Of course.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Hamm: Where did you get the cool belt, Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear #2: Well, slotted pig, they're standard issue.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

[the toys are trying to enter an apartment building]
Mr. Potato Head: I say we stack ourselves up, push the intercom and pretend we're delivering a pizza.
Hamm: How about a ham sandwich? With fries and a hotdog?
Rex: What about me?
Hamm: Ah, you can be the toy that comes with the meal.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Rex: How do you spell FBI?

 

[scarscar93]

My mom & stepdad just left to get massages.

...buuuuut I have cookie cake!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Buzz Lightyear #2: Will somebody *please* explain what's going on?
Buzz Lightyear: It's all right, Space Ranger. It's a code 546.
Buzz Lightyear #2: [gasps] You mean it's a...?
Buzz Lightyear: Yes.
Buzz Lightyear #2: And he's a...?
Buzz Lightyear: Oh, yeah.
[Buzz #2 runs over to Woody and gets down on his knees]
Buzz Lightyear #2: Your Majesty.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Rex: [Rex is running to catch up with the toy car Barbie is driving] Hey guys! Wait for me!
[he trips and falls face first into the backseat]
Tour guide Barbie: Remain seated, please! Permanecer sentados, por favor!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Alien toys: Strangers! From the outside! Ooooh!
Buzz Lightyear: Oh, not this again...

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Buzz Lightyear: Hold on, this is no time to be hysterical!
Hamm the Piggy Bank: This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
Rex the Green Dinosaur: Should we be HYSTERICAL?
Slinky Dog: No!
Mr. Potato Head: Yes!
Buzz Lightyear: Maybe! But not right now!
Hamm the Piggy Bank: C'mon. Let's go see how much we're going for on eBay.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear: Ken? New toys!
Ken: Far out! Down in a jiff, Lotso.
[goes down the elevator]
Ken: So, who's ready for Ken's dream tour?
Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear: Let's show our new friends where they'll be staying!
Ken: Uh, folks, if you'll just want to step right this way...
[he sees Barbie]
Ken: Hi, I'm Ken.
Barbie: Barbie. Have we ever met?
Ken: I would have remembered.
[she laughs]
Ken: Love your leg wamers!
Barbie: Nice ascot!
Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear: Come on, Ken, recess don't last forever.
Ken: Right on, Lotso. This way everybody.
Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear: Got a lot to look forward to, folks. The little ones love new toys.
Buzz Lightyear: What a nice bear!
Rex the Green Dinosaur: And he smells like strawberries.
Woody: Ugh.